You Know You've Watched too Much Wrestling when...

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* You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers' names
* You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing

* When your boss is pissing you off you kick him and give him a stunner

* You always end a speech with, ''That's the bottom line 'cuz John said so!'' or ''If you smellllll what John is cooking!''

* Your new wardrobe consists of more multi-colored bicep tassles, tights, and capes

* If there's one beer left you suggest it should be suspended from the ceiling and the winner has to climb a stepladder to get it

* Whenever you see someone lying on the floor you get the urge to put him in the sharpshooter

[Shandy]

I like the one with the beer! I think that would be a great party game LMAO

[whitedragon]

I often do the last one lol

[KAVEEKS]

lol me too, except instead of the wussy sharp shooter, I slap that bastard into an elevated texas clover leaf! impossible to break once you lock that bad boy in

[Tristan]

Ye i got one to add:

* You see a ladder and have the urge to climb it and jump off!

I get that all the time -----Seriously! I am worried about myself!

My best mate and me had a competiotion one day to see who could get the most wrestling catchphrases into telephone conversations one day.....i won by gett bonus points for a Whoooooooo! lol

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And some more ...

On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"

You call a beer by your name

Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws

You begin to shake someone's hand in public, but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response

You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW"

Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it

You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.

On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"

After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back

You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason.

You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count

You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason

You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.

Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.

Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones

When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.

You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.

You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating you turn your head.

Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match.

[Shandy]

I can understand the urge to clothesline people in supermarkets... well in public to be honest cause there's too many dumbfucks walking around crossing my way every single day. I'd prefer stunners though.

The getting fired and returning with a mask the next day idea is funny as hell too. I'd love to try that one!

[~Sylas F'n Styles~]

LOL I feel like a total mark

I do randomly make a heel turn on my friends. I tell them they're fun to feud with and "don't worry, in 2 months everyone will forget it even happened because we become a tag team"

[mindslavor]

You're losing a fight in real life and think that if the crowd will get behind you, you could really turn this thing around.