CRUM Joke

[aaronanderson]

there's a man walking in a slum and spots a hobo.

As he went up to him the hobo shouted

Hobo: I'm hungry!

the man then drops his cigarette in a sewer drain and said

Man: Ah! Crum!

the hobo turned around in a startled manner saying

Hobo: Yes please can i have?

The man turned around and said

Man: What? Do you smoke?

The hobo replied

Hobo: no but can i have a crumb

the man replied

Man: what do you mean? I ain't got bread and i ain't a f**king baker!

The hobo then asked

Hobo: So why did you say Oh Crumb?

the man replied

Man: I said CRUM! not crumb, i lost my cigarette!

the Hobo pulled out a cigarette from his pocket

Hobo: Here! but what is a Crum

the man replied

Man: It's what a man will become if he doesn't shut up and give me a damn cigarette!

The hobo then lit the cigarette and passed it to the man and said

Hobo: Oh Crum!

the man replied

Man: What?

the hobo replied

Hobo: Just shut up and give me the cigarette!

[SwitchBack]

Huh?

[tommyspud]

... bad joke much.

[The Chupster]

That's not a joke, that's just annoying.