Post by osiris2009 on Jan 22, 2008 23:08:28 GMT -5
One day, a fighter pilot took his girlfriend to the park. He set up a pick nick and everything. They are making out and all of a sudden, he splashes red wine on her face.
GF: Why did you do that?
FP: Whenever I'm kissing red lips, I like to splash them with some red wine.
So now they are getting intimate, with him kissing her breasts. All of a sudden, he splashes her with some white wine.
GF: Why did you do that?
FP: Whenever I'm kissing white boobs I like to splash some white wine on them.
So now they are getting really intimate, with him going down on her. All of a sudden he splashes a bottle a chatrtene and lights it on fire.She runs down to the creeks and puts it out.
GF: Why did you do that?
FP: Whenever I go down, I go down in flames.
GF: Why did you do that?
FP: Whenever I'm kissing red lips, I like to splash them with some red wine.
So now they are getting intimate, with him kissing her breasts. All of a sudden, he splashes her with some white wine.
GF: Why did you do that?
FP: Whenever I'm kissing white boobs I like to splash some white wine on them.
So now they are getting really intimate, with him going down on her. All of a sudden he splashes a bottle a chatrtene and lights it on fire.She runs down to the creeks and puts it out.
GF: Why did you do that?
FP: Whenever I go down, I go down in flames.