Post by Mizer on Mar 15, 2008 1:14:05 GMT -5
Okay, everyone has that friend that despite being one of the best friends possible, it's just too easy to make fun of them and you take advantage of it. Yeah, I have a friend like that. This boy goes by the name of Austin and I have way too many stories about him that I could give so I'll just give you two of them. What really makes these stories funny is that they happend within a five day period of each other.
Okay, let me set the scene for these: high school graduation is approaching. Every senior is pumped up to finally be free of Franklin High School. So me and my friends, we all decide we're gonna do something to celebrate. We had a chain system, Tj would call John, John would call Rico, Rico would call me, I'd call Austin. The chain worked well...until it came to be my turn to call Austin. I called Austin at 7:30 in the morning becuase it was saturday so we were going to get out early. And Austin had decided that the previous night, he was going to go party with his girlfriend. Austin and alcohol mix a little TOO well. I call Austin, and this is what I hear: "What are you calling me for? I still got 7 hours 30 minutes to sleep!" I'm like, "What?" He says, "The clock. It says 7 hours 30 minutes." This fool was so drunk and hungover, he thought his clock was a countdown to when his alarm was going to go off.
Now for the second story: The day after graduation. As a gift for graduating, Austin's mother turned full ownership of his car over to him. It was now Austin's car. And all through the year, we'd kinda had a contest on who's vehicle would be faster, his car or my truck. So he says, "Hey Dean. Let's settle this. Race to Burger King." I said alright, and we were off. Now we weren't actually street racing but we were going at good clicks. So at one point in the road, there's a speed bump and Austin had hit the gas to try and catch up with me. I hit the bump, no problem, my truck's heavy enough. Austin's car however, is not. He hits the bump, spins out, crosses the median, goes into the other lane, AMAZINGLY not hitting or getting hit by anything, hits the gas, and starts heading back the way we came. He realizes soon after and turns around but by then I've won the race. Now it was funny enough as was, but what made it priceless was when he stepped into Burger King and said "Dammit Dean, why'd you put a speed bump in the road!"
Okay, let me set the scene for these: high school graduation is approaching. Every senior is pumped up to finally be free of Franklin High School. So me and my friends, we all decide we're gonna do something to celebrate. We had a chain system, Tj would call John, John would call Rico, Rico would call me, I'd call Austin. The chain worked well...until it came to be my turn to call Austin. I called Austin at 7:30 in the morning becuase it was saturday so we were going to get out early. And Austin had decided that the previous night, he was going to go party with his girlfriend. Austin and alcohol mix a little TOO well. I call Austin, and this is what I hear: "What are you calling me for? I still got 7 hours 30 minutes to sleep!" I'm like, "What?" He says, "The clock. It says 7 hours 30 minutes." This fool was so drunk and hungover, he thought his clock was a countdown to when his alarm was going to go off.
Now for the second story: The day after graduation. As a gift for graduating, Austin's mother turned full ownership of his car over to him. It was now Austin's car. And all through the year, we'd kinda had a contest on who's vehicle would be faster, his car or my truck. So he says, "Hey Dean. Let's settle this. Race to Burger King." I said alright, and we were off. Now we weren't actually street racing but we were going at good clicks. So at one point in the road, there's a speed bump and Austin had hit the gas to try and catch up with me. I hit the bump, no problem, my truck's heavy enough. Austin's car however, is not. He hits the bump, spins out, crosses the median, goes into the other lane, AMAZINGLY not hitting or getting hit by anything, hits the gas, and starts heading back the way we came. He realizes soon after and turns around but by then I've won the race. Now it was funny enough as was, but what made it priceless was when he stepped into Burger King and said "Dammit Dean, why'd you put a speed bump in the road!"