Tams
Big Show's Toilet Paper Caddy
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Post by Tams on Oct 28, 2005 11:01:31 GMT -5
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Post by psybermind on Oct 28, 2005 14:30:01 GMT -5
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Post by MistaChillin0008NOT LOGGED on Oct 30, 2005 11:56:10 GMT -5
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McDanno
Ultimate MUSCLE!!!
The True Unnatural Disaster
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Post by McDanno on Oct 30, 2005 18:59:33 GMT -5
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Post by ~Sylas F'n Styles~ on Oct 30, 2005 23:27:05 GMT -5
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Post by Macbeth on Oct 31, 2005 19:23:13 GMT -5
so that is you sylas... was wonderin who that was that added me
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Post by ~Sylas F'n Styles~ on Oct 31, 2005 20:52:57 GMT -5
Yep, I imported my whole msn contact list into invites, so whoever had an account got a friend invite.
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WHIP
Master Ninja
OCW Legend
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Post by WHIP on May 13, 2006 10:15:17 GMT -5
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Post by Angel on May 13, 2006 16:23:42 GMT -5
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Post by Vice City Juggalo on May 14, 2006 0:02:24 GMT -5
From Angel's Myspace blog: The funniest things I have ever read
Chuck Norris Facts!
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
6. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
7. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
8. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
9. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
10. When the Boogyman goes to sleep every night he checks his cloest for Chuck Norris.
11. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
12. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
13. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
14. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour, He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
15. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
16. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
17. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
18. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and united team in professional football history.
19. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot if for handicapped people. It acatually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
20. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
21. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
22. Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancesty, the man ate a freaking Indian.
23. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
24. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
25. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn bably lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking it's neck, to remind the crew one more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
26. Chuck Norris is not hung like a hourse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
27. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the hell down.
28. Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Jokder, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
29. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
30. If you ask Chuck Norris waht time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seonds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Post by Vice City Juggalo on May 14, 2006 0:05:27 GMT -5
And Stephen you are absoultely right. Lame. LOL! Anyways here is my much more stellar page but I am not as emo as fucking Sylas. That bitch cries when he farts.... myspace.com/vicecityjuggalo |
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Post by The Chupster on May 14, 2006 2:33:49 GMT -5
Am I the only person that hates MySpace? LOL
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Post by ~Sylas F'n Styles~ on May 14, 2006 10:35:16 GMT -5
 Just as VCJ does, my myspace is a front, more a mockery of myspace as a whole then anything. I mock the "EMO" term and take every chance I can to post "hillariously ugly" pics
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Post by klockwerk on May 16, 2006 9:29:51 GMT -5
Freeweblayouts.net
I will never reveal my myspace.....lol....its so embarrassing.
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Post by Vice City Juggalo on Jul 7, 2006 11:54:42 GMT -5
could it really be more embarressing than that Flava Flav clock
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Post by klockwerk on Jul 7, 2006 18:53:40 GMT -5
could it really be more embarressing than that Flava Flav clock ;D ;D Smart ass...lmao....I actually own this exact clock but its read.....I'mma burn it now....yeah right..  |
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KAVEEKS
Master Ninja
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We ain't found SHIT!
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Post by KAVEEKS on Jul 8, 2006 2:22:38 GMT -5
LMAO
I gotta make me a myspace. what's the big whoop?
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M-C 08
Big Show's Toilet Paper Caddy
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Post by M-C 08 on Jul 8, 2006 2:30:23 GMT -5
its magical...
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KAVEEKS
Master Ninja
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We ain't found SHIT!
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Post by KAVEEKS on Jul 8, 2006 3:21:28 GMT -5
I am magical....
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Post by The Chupster on Jul 8, 2006 9:23:16 GMT -5
my sac is magical...
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Post by The Chupster on Jul 8, 2006 23:13:21 GMT -5
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Post by Shandy on May 22, 2007 8:26:28 GMT -5
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Post by The Chupster on May 22, 2007 9:48:02 GMT -5
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Post by tommyspud on May 22, 2007 16:17:03 GMT -5
Personally, I could care less for Myspace, I'd rather use Youtube for a page, or how about Tagworld.
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Post by SwitchBack on Aug 14, 2007 12:11:40 GMT -5
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Post by College on Aug 14, 2007 12:23:28 GMT -5
I don't like MySpace at all and right now still refuse to make one. I know the moment I do, it will become an obsession and I don't want a page to become my obession...wrestling already did that for me...LOL!
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neebyter
Whale Carcass Roadkill
All hail....ME!
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Post by neebyter on Aug 14, 2007 13:35:21 GMT -5
I just use mine to keep in touch with friends that I no longer live near. Beats the hell out of a phone bill or plane ticket or gas money, etc, hehe.
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Post by SwitchBack on Oct 12, 2007 19:48:02 GMT -5
Aww, shit ... I logged onto Myspace earlier for the first time in months just to check my messages. Several hours of tweaking my page later ... it's too damn addictive.
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Post by scooter102089 on Feb 14, 2008 2:02:08 GMT -5
Here's my MySpace, if you guys want to know. www.myspace.com/supermariobrother3 If you guys want me to put some pictures of my ugly ass (lol jk) on here. Just let me know. |
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