Post by osiris2009 on May 7, 2008 20:34:46 GMT -5
There once was a donkey that had never laughed or cried. The farmer that owned him thought he could make money off of this. He offered $500 to anyone who could make him laugh or cry. $1,000 to anyone who could make him laugh and cry. To attempt this though, people had to pay a fee of $10 a try. Many tried, but they all failed. So here comes another person, thinking he knows exactly what he had to do to make the donkey laugh.
Customer: I can do it, but I need to take the donkey out back first.
So he and the donkey go out back. Not one minute later, did they come back, was the donkey cracking up.
Customer: I can make him cry too, but I'll need to take him out back.
So they go back out again. Not another minute goes by that they return, the donkey is balling his eyes out.
Farmer: How did you do it? No one else was able to.
Customer: Well, first time I took him back, I told him that I was bigger then him. The second time, I proved it.
Customer: I can do it, but I need to take the donkey out back first.
So he and the donkey go out back. Not one minute later, did they come back, was the donkey cracking up.
Customer: I can make him cry too, but I'll need to take him out back.
So they go back out again. Not another minute goes by that they return, the donkey is balling his eyes out.
Farmer: How did you do it? No one else was able to.
Customer: Well, first time I took him back, I told him that I was bigger then him. The second time, I proved it.