Post by Deleted on May 7, 2008 21:01:23 GMT -5
A foreign guys walks into a grocery store and the clerk calls him over
Clerk: "Hey I bet you $100 that you can't learn three phrases in one day."
So the foreign guy goe to his apartment and watches T.V. and the first phrase he learns in "Yes I did, Yes I did." then he changes the channel and the second phrase he learns is "Forks and spoons, Forks and spoons." and he changes the channel again and the last phrase he learns is "Plug it in, Plug it in." so he goes back to the store and there are police officers there and he find out the clerk is dead and the police ask him
police: "Sir did you do this."
Foreign guy: "Yes I did, Yes I did."
police: "Sir what did you kill him with."
foreign guy: "Forks and spoons, Forks and spoons."
police: "Sir we are going to hall you off to jail."
So the court date finally arrives and the judge says while the foreign guy is in the electric chair
judge: "Any last words."
foreign guy: "Yes, Plug it in, Plug it in."
Clerk: "Hey I bet you $100 that you can't learn three phrases in one day."
So the foreign guy goe to his apartment and watches T.V. and the first phrase he learns in "Yes I did, Yes I did." then he changes the channel and the second phrase he learns is "Forks and spoons, Forks and spoons." and he changes the channel again and the last phrase he learns is "Plug it in, Plug it in." so he goes back to the store and there are police officers there and he find out the clerk is dead and the police ask him
police: "Sir did you do this."
Foreign guy: "Yes I did, Yes I did."
police: "Sir what did you kill him with."
foreign guy: "Forks and spoons, Forks and spoons."
police: "Sir we are going to hall you off to jail."
So the court date finally arrives and the judge says while the foreign guy is in the electric chair
judge: "Any last words."
foreign guy: "Yes, Plug it in, Plug it in."