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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS May 15, 2008 16:50:30 GMT -5

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40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

Someone please take the keyboard away from me ...

MattyAC Owners Committee We're not retreating! We're advancing towards future victory! Posts: 939	DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS May 15, 2008 17:01:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MattyAC on May 15, 2008 17:01:35 GMT -5 I'd love to but if Deathie fights back, me thinks no one will beable to hold you back lol
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Deathie
Ultimate MUSCLE!!!

Queen of It All

The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. (Poe)

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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS May 15, 2008 17:09:38 GMT -5

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Post by Deathie on May 15, 2008 17:09:38 GMT -5

Well, of course I gotta give the alternate version

MEN'S ADS

40-ish..................52 and looking for 25-yr-old

Athletic................Watches a lot of sports

Average looking.........Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back

Educated................Will patronize the shit out of you

Free Spirit.............Banging your sister

Friendship first........As long as friendship involves nookie

Fun.....................Good with a remote and a six pack

Good looking............Arrogant

Very good looking.......Dumb as a board

Honest.................Pathological Liar

Huggable...............Overweight, more body hair than a bear

Likes to cuddle.........Insecure mama's boy

Mature..................Older than your father

Open-minded.............Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested

Physically fit..........Does a lot of 12-ounce curls

Poet................... Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall

Sensitive...............Cries at chick flicks

Very sensitive..........Gay

Spiritual.............. Got laid in a cemetery once

Stable................. Arrested for stalking, but not convicted

Thoughtful..............Says "Excuse me" when he farts

I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind.(Revelations:6:8)

OWNER:
Didi Teleute
Scythe Former Fifteen...uhh, X-Violence Champion. {XII defenses}

SwitchBack Brave Sir Robin Posts: 193	DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS May 15, 2008 17:22:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SwitchBack on May 15, 2008 17:22:28 GMT -5 Marry me?

Deathie Ultimate MUSCLE!!! Queen of It All The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. (Poe) Posts: 1,191	DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS May 15, 2008 17:39:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deathie on May 15, 2008 17:39:17 GMT -5 Aww...we're too much alike. It'd be a disaster.
	I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind.(Revelations:6:8) OWNER: Didi Teleute Scythe Former Fifteen...uhh, X-Violence Champion. {XII defenses}

Werwulf Owners Committee the Coffin Puppet This is your world in which we grow and we will grow to HATE YOU. Posts: 1,457	DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS May 15, 2008 17:44:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Werwulf on May 15, 2008 17:44:53 GMT -5 But it would be one hell of a show ;D

SwitchBack Brave Sir Robin Posts: 193	DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS May 15, 2008 18:47:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SwitchBack on May 15, 2008 18:47:22 GMT -5 May 15, 2008 17:44:53 GMT -5 Werwulf said: But it would be one hell of a show ;D Some photos from the happy day:

Deathie Ultimate MUSCLE!!! Queen of It All The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. (Poe) Posts: 1,191	DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS May 15, 2008 20:11:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deathie on May 15, 2008 20:11:21 GMT -5 OMG! Those pics are just SO WRONG!!! LOL
	I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind.(Revelations:6:8) OWNER: Didi Teleute Scythe Former Fifteen...uhh, X-Violence Champion. {XII defenses}

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