Post by scooter102089 on May 23, 2008 0:56:51 GMT -5
WARNING: This joke will make guys have pain 
, and girls will probably laugh their asses off ;D.
This is a joke I heard. Please try to enjoy it, and don't kill me if you don't like it.
There was a naked guy on a beach, and he was reading a newspaper. A little girl started walking his way. So he put his newspaper on his you-know-what to cover it up. The little girl asked, "What is under there?" He said, "It's a birdie."
He woke up in a hospital a day later. The doctor asked, "What the hell happened to you?" The guy saids, "I don't know. All I remember is this little girl..." He gave the doctor a description of what the little girl looked like. So the police found the little girl, and brought her in.
The police asked the little girl, "Sweetie, do you know what happened to this man?" The little girl answered, "Well there was a little birdie under the newspaper, and it wasn't moving. So I gave it mouth-to-mouth recessatation, and it squirted me in the eye. So I broke its neck, crushed its eggs, and put its nest on fire."
I'm sorry to all men. Please don't take any offense. I feel the pain too, especially after the first time I heard it. 
Just tell me what you think of the joke.
, and girls will probably laugh their asses off ;D.This is a joke I heard. Please try to enjoy it, and don't kill me if you don't like it.
There was a naked guy on a beach, and he was reading a newspaper. A little girl started walking his way. So he put his newspaper on his you-know-what to cover it up. The little girl asked, "What is under there?" He said, "It's a birdie."
He woke up in a hospital a day later. The doctor asked, "What the hell happened to you?" The guy saids, "I don't know. All I remember is this little girl..." He gave the doctor a description of what the little girl looked like. So the police found the little girl, and brought her in.
The police asked the little girl, "Sweetie, do you know what happened to this man?" The little girl answered, "Well there was a little birdie under the newspaper, and it wasn't moving. So I gave it mouth-to-mouth recessatation, and it squirted me in the eye. So I broke its neck, crushed its eggs, and put its nest on fire."
I'm sorry to all men. Please don't take any offense. I feel the pain too, especially after the first time I heard it. 
Just tell me what you think of the joke. 
