Post by The Chupster on Jun 10, 2009 1:23:58 GMT -5
Simmed by Chupatype
Kunk wanders the backstage area, looking for the world as if he's lost something. He strolls over to a dumpster and raises the lid.
Kunk:[/b][/color] Uh. Chupa?
He looks around inside and, disappointed, enters a nearby hallway. Justin Case approaches, and Kunk grabs him by the arm.
Kunk:[/b] [/color]Have you seen the Chupster?
Justin looks puzzled.
Justin:[/b][/color] No, I haven't seen him for a couple of weeks now. Far as I know he isn't here, and management isn't thrilled about that either.
Kunk: Huh.
Justin: It's the strangest thing. He even left Juan behind- Hugh's been taking care of him until someone hears something. Personally I think he just wants to barbecue the poor bastard. Weird, huh?
Kunk looks at Justin like he just swallowed a live rat.
Kunk:[/b][/color] Well damn.
Kunk punts Justin's nuts into his throat and stands there, thoughtful, as Justin crumples to the ground holding his not-so-hacky sac. With a shrug and a grunt, the Sphere-Klown leaves, presumably to prepare for the show.
Kings of Hardcore vs. Freaky & Osiris
Freaky big boots Renegade to start things off and drops a few elbows while he's down. Renegade comes back with a kick and an arm wrench takedown, but Freaky gets off a solid punch combo. Warren grabs Freaky, giving Renegade time to recover and chop his opponent.
Freaky tries a suplex and gets it reversed for him. Freaky gets whipped into the KoH's corner and dropkicked in hard, put back in and Renegade goes up, hitting the Suicide Dive (swanton bomb)! 1, 2, 3! Holy shit that was fast!
Winners, the Kings of Hardcore!
Carnivore (debut) vs. JD Haze[/b][/color]
Haze kicks the newcomer in the gut and drags him to the corner for some chops and it's on! Which is unfortunate, since Carnivore's chest is carved up, indicating that perhaps he's not the most successful example of his namesakes. JD knocks him out of the ring. Carnivore comes back in and hits a running ddt, but Haze comes back and drops a knee on Carnivore's face (which incidentally looks a lot like cubed roast before it's cooked).
Haze hits his brainbuster finisher and pins for a quick 2. He drops a knee on Carnivore's face and it fires the big man up; he unleashes a set of punches that knocks Haze to the outside. Haze comes back in and eats more, followed with a facekick/hurricanrana. He eats the hurricanrana again and throws a couple of punches of his own, but Carnivore whips him into the corner and hits a running ddt. Carnivore pins out of nowhere! 1, 2, 3! What???
Winner, Carnivore!
OCW TV Title:
Sorrow vs. Yugo Ryan ©[/b][/color]
Sorrow kicks things off literally with a boot to Yugo's gut. He sends Ryan into the corner and clotheslines him in, then armdrags him. Yugo comes back with some clubbing blows to the back and a gutwrench suplex. Yugo stomps him into the ground and drops a leg on him.
Sorrow throws off a kick and whips Yugo to the corner, climbs up and hits a diving headbutt. Another armdrag and some dropped headbutts keep Yugo rocked, and he gets back up to a massive combo ending in a big boot.
Sorrow camel clutch slams Yugo, but the champ hits a jawbreaker and sends Sorrow to the corner while he taunts. Sorrow comes out of the corner and immediately hits the Shock Treatment (double backbreaker to rolling swing bottom)!!! He pins! 1, 2, 3! That's what'cha get for taunting him, LOL.
Winner and new OCW Television Champion, Sorrow!
Manticore vs. Zero[/b][/color]
Zero starts off throwing a right into Manticore's face, so Manticore whips him to the ropes for a shining wizard and begins beating him down mercilessly. Zero breaks up the pounding with a swing bottom, but takes a kick to the gut and another to the face. Zero kicks Manticore off but gets slammed into the corner and powerbombed onto the top turnbuckle. Manticore taunts and eats a punch, but he shoves Zero off and hits a double axe handle before nailing a vicious double clothesline!
Manticore clubs him down to the mat and powerbombs him hard. He drops a couple of elbows before Zero whips him to the corner and follows in, finishing with a bulldog! Manticore eats a dropkick, but he puts Zero in the corner for some serious choppage. Zero collapses.
Manticore hits the Final Rest (stomach buster to falcon arrow)! He drags Zero to the corner and pins. 1... 2... 3!
Winner, Manticore!
Trish Extreme vs. Werwulf[/b][/color]
Trish wheelkicks Werwulf and tries to break his neck, but Werwulf reverses and puts her into the ropes, but he can't get the timing off. He finally nails her with a spinebuster on the third try. Trish comes back with a ddt and a mule kick, followed by a sweet standing moonsault! She hits a tiltawhirl backbreaker, but Werwulf comes back and dropkicks her in the face. He whips her to the corner and runs in for a rolling cradle pin, and then spears her. He heads up to the top, but she gets up, runs in and wheelkicks him off the top rope!!! Another wheelkick nails him hard, and she gets him in the corner for the ninja! Headscissor on Werwulf and she locks on a submission legscissor for a ropebreak!
Whirling ddt on Werwulf, but he manages to hit a flashback. He goes up again and once more she springs up and wheelkicks him off!!! Russian legsweep by Trish, and she hits the Extreme Force (spear)! She pins! 1, 2, 3!!! I haven't seen Werwulf get dominated like that in well over a year!
Winner, Trish Extreme!
Angel vs. Kunk[/b][/color]
Angel kicks things off by grabbing Kunk by his nose and then hitting a flipping enzuigiri on him. A punch combo sends Kunk over the rope to the outside. He comes back and shoves off the approaching Angel, then sends him into the ropes for a big right hand! Kunk locks on a boston crab, but Angel quickly powers out.
Angel throws a good couple of kicks into Kunk but gets clotheslined. Kunk clubs him down but eats a punch. Kunk throws a couple of jabs himself, then puts Angel into the corner and shoulders him before slamming him into the turnbuckles! A running dropkick plants Angel hard, and Kunk hits an emerald fusion!
Angel comes back with a double neckbreaker and some stomping. He whips Kunk to the corner and tackles him, choking him out! He locks on a stretch and stomps Kunk's head into the mat, but celebrates a little long and Kunk puts him into the corner for a super ddt!!!
But Kunk's back is momentarily to his opponent, and that's all Angel needs! Angel hits an edge o'matic and the Jaw Dropper (codebreaker), busting Kunk open! He pins- 1, 2, 3! Short, but an excellent match!
Winner, Angel!
