Post by The Chupster on Jun 24, 2009 2:36:19 GMT -5
As the crowd awaits the start of the show, Element 80's "Flatline" hits the arena, and Eric Young makes his way onstage as the fans cheer.
Young:[/b][/color] Hello once again, our loyal OCW fans. Tate Young has been out sick this week, so I asked myself, what should we do? The obvious answer, of course, was book this bad daddy m'self. That said, I wanna let y'all know that Manticore will be defending his United States title in one of three title defenses this evening, against the winner of a lil private drawing I had amongst OCW's five bottom-ranked wrestlers- what I like ta call the "Crapshoot Lottery." Cuz goddammit, sometimes it's hard to step up when opportunity seems to avoid ya like the plague.
The fans cheer some more. Random = fun. Or something.
Young:[/b] [/color] And tonight, I'm pleased ta announce that one of OCW's older, but considerably less-storied, tag teams has returned to the company. You might remember 'em... you might not... but they're ready to do their thing to impress the OCW fans once again. That said, I'll get off'a this stage so we can get straight into some serious asskicking. Enjoy the show, everyone!
Eric waves to the fans once, turns, and makes his way offstage. The show is about to begin...
Freaky vs. J.D. Haze[/b][/color]
Things start off and Haze immediately kicks Freaky in the jaw, going after him while he's down. Freaky winds up on the top rope for a hard little ride, but he manages to reverse it with a clothesline and sends Haze into the ropes for a punch to the jaw. Freaky nails a combo, sending Haze flying over the top rope. Haze comes back and eats a big boot. Freaky kicks him while he's down, but Haze gets in a rolling neckbreaker and a jumping fist to the forehead.
Haze sends Freaky into the corner and charges in with a solid shining wizard. He takes Freaky back over to the ropes and gives him another short ride, and them nuts have to be ackin'! The two battle and Freaky tries a suplex, but gets reversed. Haze hits the Burnout (curtain call to extreme twist of fate)!!! 1, 2, and Freaky kicks!
Freaky kicks the back of Haze's knee and hits a last call. He sends Haze over the top rope and big boots him off the apron! Following, he hits a camel clutch slam on the concrete. The two grapple and Haze piledrives Freaky! He heads in at 5, with Freaky on his heels.
Freaky sends Haze to the ropes, but Haze collapses. As Haze gets up, Freaky clocks him one, putting him right back down, and Haze hits a solid ddt! Freaky follows up with a huge german suplex, and he hits the Anesthesia (punt kick)! But Haze kicks him off before he can pin!
Haze hits a triple knee attack and Freaky sinks to his knees. The two grapple and reverse one another, and Freaky finally puts Haze into the corner, hitting a glancing blow with a clothesline. While Haze is down, he bounces off the ropes and hits a solid boot to the face! Haze gets put to the other corner and Freaky taunts, so Haze puts HIM into the ropes and follows him closely, hitting a tiltawhirl ddt! Haze goes up top and hits a diving headbutt! He follows with a forearm off the ropes to the face, busting Freaky open, and locks on a headlock with scissors!
Haze hits his brainbuster finisher and Freaky looks like he's out! 1, 2, 3!!!
Winner, J.D. Haze!
OCW X-Violence X-V Rules Title Defense:
Kunk vs. Brent Starr (c)[/b][/color]
Brent starts with a pair of kicks and an uppercut, and a crucifix pin puts Kunk down for 2! Kunk puts Brent into the ropes and nails a hard spinebuster. He taunts, and Brent attempts a powerbomb but gets backdropped! A kick to the jaw puts Brent down, but a kick to the junk stuns Kunk for a spear!
Kunk gets put in the corner and Brent hits a triangle dropkick, knocking Kunk to the outside. Brent follows and kicks him in the jaw before hitting an extreme leg drop to the crotch. And another! Kunk pokes the eye to get Starr off of him, and an arm drag puts the champ down. Kunk heads to the ring and grabs... a garbage can! Starr gets a crutch moments before sucking garbage can failure! Kunk gets in the ring with his weapon as Starr bitches out a fan, grabs the crutch and heads in.
Inside the ring, Starr kicks Kunk's ass with the weapons and then hits the WMP (suplex to twisting stunner)! He pins! 1, 2, and Kunk gets the shoulder up with authority!
He puts Brent into the corner and tries for a powerbomb but Starr reverses it into an x-factor. Kunk hits a running clothesline and hops out of the ring, getting a ladder out from under the ring. Starr follows suit, getting another garbage can before hitting a hurricane neckbreaker on Kunk. Starr heads back out and grabs a hammer! And Kunk is looking hurt. He kicks the hammer out of Brent's hands and unleashes some offense culminating in a running ddt! He hits him with the garbage can and Kunk is staging a helluva comeback! And he hits the Kaos Theory (double underhook suplex to dreamer driver)! He pins! 1, and Starr immediately kicks out!!!
Kunk hits a t-bone suplex and heads out to grab a kendo stick! He clocks Starr with it, busting the champ open, and hits the everKlear (stunner)! He pins once more- 1, 2, 3, and we have a new X-Violence Champion!
Winner and new OCW X-Violence Champion, Kunk!
Carnivore & Sorrow vs. Legendary[/b][/color]
Carnivore kicks off with Sylas, who eats a german suplex. Sylas hits a spinebuster in response, but gets sent to the ropes for a side effect-style facebuster. Sylas hits a punch combo, but Carnivore hits some brawling offense of his own! Sylas sends him into the ropes and hits some punches before a back suplex. Sylas puts him into the Legendary corner and spears him, then hits a massive release german suplex! Carnivore thumbs the eye and the two brawl, and Sylas hits a kick combo that opens up the opportunity for a shining player's boot! And Sylas hits the Rising Sun (poison fog to 360 lift & cutter), busting Carnivore open! He tries to pin but Carnivore shoves him off and hits a diving spinning elbow.
Carnivore makes the hot tag and Sorrow comes in with a vengeance, nailing everyone and putting the Vile Driver (package powerbomb) on Sylas! He pins! 1, 2, 3!!! Holy shit!!!
Winners, Carnivore & Sorrow!
Zero vs. Rugaku[/b][/color]
The tag partners of the main event participants get it on, and Zero hurricanranas Rugaku for some mounted punches! Rugaku clubs Zero down, but Zero comes back with a brawler combo before Rugaku shuts him down and puts him into the corner. He shoulders him for a slam into the turnbuckles and walks on him. Zero gets the rope ride, but manages to clothesline Rugaku. Rugaku puts him in the corner and hits a huge super side slam!
Zero kicks him off and hits a back chop. He hurricanranas Rugaku and dropkicks him while he's down, but Rugaku comes back with a punch and a t-bone suplex! He kicks Zero and nails a legbreaker, then sends Zero over the ropes, but Zero shoulders his way back in. He sends Rugaku into the ropes, but Rugaku ducks behind him and grabs him. Zero elbows him off and hits a combo before dropping a jumping leg on him!
But Rugaku has the power, and he uses it to spinebuster the shit out of Zero before hitting the Rising Sun (high angle powerbomb)! He drags Zero to the center of the ring and pins- 1, 2, and Zero kicks!!!
Rugaku hits an electric chair drop on Zero, but Zero sends him to the ropes and hits a knee facebuster. Then he just stands there while Rugaku sends him to the corner, shoulders him in and bulldogs him out, and pins once more! 1, kick!!! Rugaku misses a clothesline attempt, but hits a second one and locks on the triangle hold! Zero doesn't tap so he pins- 1, 2, 3! A hard-fought battle by both men, but the monster finally managed to edge Zero out for the win.
Winner, Rugaku!
Crapshoot Lottery OCW US Title Defense:
Forceful Joe vs. Manticore (c)[/b][/color]
Joe wins the Crapshoot Lottery shot at Manticore for the US Title! He immediately puts Manticore into the corner and crossbodies him in hard, then puts him on the top rope for a ride! Manticore collapses and eats a legdrop. Manticore wakes up and double axe handles Joe, puts HIM into the corner and crossbodies HIM in. Joe immediately recovers and puts Manticore into the corner and tackles him, punching his lights out! He attempts a suplex but is too exhausted, so he opts for a dropsault!
Manticore kicks Joe off, so Joe calf kicks him back down. Joe hits a massive german suplex and sends him into the ropes once more, this time for a huge back chop! And Joe hits 1, 2, 3 german suplexes!!! Manticore sees him approaching and hits a jawbreaker, setting up for a full nelson slam and a dropkick to the face. Joe attempts a suplex once more, but just can't keep Manticore up there!
Manticore reverses a grapple and slugs Joe in the face a few times before hitting a shining player's boot. Joe jawbreakers him and sends him to the corner, charging in for another tackle and punch fest. Manticore tries a suplex this time around and falls forward, drilling Joe's noggin into the mat. Joe arm drags Manticore, but gets sent into the corner, where he collapses. He comes back and dropkicks Manticore in the face, then locks on a figure four leglock!!! Manticore instantly powers out!!!
Joe comes back with a huge punch combo and a slingshot suplex, then sends Manticore into the corner, where he snapmares him over and goes up- and Joe hits a monstrous shooting star press finisher!!!!! He pins! 1, 2, 3!!!!! Forceful Joe is the OCW United States Champion!!!!!
Winner and new OCW United States Champion, Forceful Joe!
"Mainlining Murder" rips through the arena, and the Kings of Hardcore, fresh off last week's win against Legendary, make their way to the ring amidst the cheers of the fans. With the approach of next week's Ascension PPV coming up fast, the crowd's reaction seems to indicate that they're pretty sure they know who the #1 contenders for the tag titles are.
The Kings make it into the ring and, as the music dies down, they look towards the stage, wondering who the returning team could be. Some ate-up 70's-ish club music kicks off as the ColossalTron blinks to life, showing an impossibly tight close-up of an over-eyeshadowed eye, framed by a cross tattoo, and a voice booms throughout the arena.
Mystery Wrestler:[/b] [/color]We debuted as members of the supergroup Legion... we're the only existing NextGen Pro Wrestling Tag Team Champions before the joint got fucked and went swirly... and now we're back to rock your HDTVs and save the millions and millions of OCW fans from complete and utter boredom!
The song- My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult's "The Kult Konnection"- kicks off some vocals as the 'Tron dies and the team busts out from backstage, feather-fringed robes flapping.
Alexander Sin (holding a mic): [/b]We're here to bring a little fun into your lives, because we're naughty, naughty, bad bad men... and for those that need an introduction, my brother will be more than happy to accommodate...
Matthias takes the mic.
Matthias Sin: [/b] [/color]LADIES and gentlemen... well, ladies... I'm Matthias... the red boy is my brother, Alexander... and we are the greatest tag team known to God and man... we are: THE SINNER TWINS!
Alexander (snatching the mic back as they reach the ring): ...and now we'll proceed to the asskicking segment of tonight's entertainment. Groupies can feel free to start the line outside our private dressing room, ummmm... right about... NOW.
The two throw out a quick round of "Paper, Rock, Scissors" and Alexander shrugs, rolling into the ring.
Kings of Hardcore vs. the Sinner Twins[/b][/color]
The Sinner Twins return to OCW, and up first, it's Renegade squaring off with Alexander Sin. Alex locks on a headlock for a punch and kicks Renegade while he's down. Renegade comes back with a combo that floors Alex, then dropkicks him in the back of the head. A russian leg sweep keeps Alex down, and some dropkicks keep him that way. Renegade puts him in the KoF corner, then sends him into the ropes for a hurricanrana pin! 1, 2, kick!
Alex kicks him off and locks on a sleeper, and Renegade eventually powers out. He picks Renegade up for a backbreaker but Renegade wriggles free and hits a rolling neckbreaker! But Alex comes back with a side effect and he runs out for the tag!
Matthias comes in and hits a jumping clothesline, then sends Renegade into the ropes for a punch. Renegade arm drags him and tags out. Matthias sends Warren to the Sinners corner, but Warren dodges him and puts HIM into the KoF corner and kicks him in the jaw. Warren pounds on Matthias and tries a stall suplex, but Matthias reverses and hits a big butt drop on Warren! He goes upstairs and hits the Sinister Bomb (swanton bomb)! 1, 2, and Warren kicks! He hits a jumping facebuster and a bridging pin for a close 2!
Warren tags out and Renegade hits a jumping armbreaker on Matthias, following with a standing moonsault. Renegade puts Matthias in the KoF corner and taunts, and the two reverse each others' kick attempts. Matthias drags him to a neutral corner for some chops. Renegade collapses and gets sentoned and buttdropped. Matthias sends him to the Sinners' corner and tags in Matthias for an extreme legdrop combination! And Alex hits the SinnerTwist (spinning neckbreaker & pin)! Matthias runs interference as Alex pins- 1, 2, 3, and the Sinner Twins are successful in their return to OCW!
Winners, the Sinner Twins!
OCW TV Title:
Yugo Ryan vs. Sorrow (c)[/b][/color]
Yugo kicks things off literally with a solid toe to the gut, but he gets ddt'd by Sorrow. Sorrow hits a huge release german suplex and a kick to the back of the shoulder before knocking Ryan over the ropes and to the outside. Sorrow hits a kick combo into Ryan's back and aprons him for an elbow. Back inside the ring, Sorrow hits the Shock Treatment (double backbreaker to rolling swing bottom), and he's looking to put Ryan away ultrafast! 1, 2, kick!
Sorrow hits another massive, evil release german suplex. And he powerbombs the absolute hell out of the challenger! Ryan wakes up and hits a russian leg sweep and a trio of elbow drops, so Sorrow clotheslines his head off. Ryan hits another russian leg sweep and sends Sorrow to the ropes, but Sorrow stops and Ryan gets the hell out of the ring.
Outside, Ryan hits a couple of punches before Sorrow drills him with a backbreaker. The two return on 5 and Ryan immediately tries a roll-up but gets a ropebreak. He puts Sorrow into the corner and spears him in, but Sorrow arm drags him, whips him to the opposite corner and spears HIM. Ryan hits an electric chair but gets clotheslined back down, and Sorrow hits a second Shock Treatment! He pins- 1, 2, 3, and Sorrow is the only champion of the night to retain his title!
Winner and still OCW Television Champion, Sorrow!
Main Event- Champion's Challenge
First Blood- winner decides title shot match @ Ascension:
Osiris vs. Angel[/b][/color]
The match starts and Angel eats a flying clothesline and a punch/punch/big boot combo. He shoves Osiris off but gets another kick to the gut and a polish hammer. Osiris keeps hammering away and nails the old school. Angel whips him over the rope and punches him to the outside. He follows and grabs Osiris by the nose, then tries to get him to the ringpost, but Osiris hits a combo and a camel clutch slam.
Osiris aprons Angel for a boobie slap. He gets back in the ring and Angel fires back with an elbow, but Osiris puts him in the ropes for a release german suplex. Angel headbutts the larger man and puts some boots to him while he's down, but Osiris comes back with a big boot and an electric chair. And Osiris hits the Eternal Damnation (double chokelift to jumping tombstone)!
Angel hits him in the balls, so Osiris returns the favor. He arm drags Angel and gets another arm to the beanbag. The two slug each other and Angel puts Osiris into the ropes for a punch. He hits a punch combo, flooring the giant. The two trade blows and Osiris hits a jumping clothesline and his combo. Another Eternal Damnation!
Angel comes back with a shining player's boot and puts some boots to Osiris before sending him into the ropes. Osiris collapses and Angel hits a brawler combo ending with a kick to the jaw! Osiris hits some punches and whips Angel to the ropes, but Angel stops himself. Osiris heads to the outside.
He returns after a bit, and Angel hits the STO neckbreaker! He comes off the ropes and drops a knee across Osiris's forehead and hits a couple of kicks. Osiris splits, so Angel taunts him. He comes back to a vicious jumping knee to the face, and another Angel combo. Osiris hits a rolling neckbreaker and sends Angel to the ropes for a hard powerslam! Angel ducks under Osiris and punches him, and hits the Lights Out (punt kick)! And Osiris is busted wide open! The champion gets to choose the match type at Ascension!!!
Winner, Angel!
