Post by hazeone on Nov 13, 2009 5:09:25 GMT -5
The camera fades in, the orientation and location of the camera uncertain as a heavy thud rings out. Then, the sound of several voices whispering to each other is caught by the camera.
"It certainly is...bigger than I'd imagined it."
"I've never seen one up close, before!"
The two voices whisper back and forth for a moment before a third voice speaks up.
"...Can I touch it?"
A fourth voice is heard.
"Well, you can touch it, but i'm not sure you can handle something this big yet......well....maybe you two, but you......I don't know. Ah, fuck it."
The first two voices can be heard laughing at the fourth's statement. The third, not heeding the words of the fourth, awes.
"It's so hard... And heavy... How can you stand to walk around with this thing?"
The fourth voice can be heard taking a deep breath and exhaling.
"Well my friend, in my line of work...you need to be able to handle the unexpected. You have to take.......WHOA! Be Careful with that thing!"
"Oops, sorry. Didn't mean to let it flop around like that."
"So...you have to take what?"
The fourth voice starts talking again.
"Meh, totally forgot. Now that you mention it, why don't you take this? It's easy, all you have to do is put it in your mouth.....and suck. I'm sure you can figure out!"
"Mmf! Af fmf mff!"
"...Is it even legal for her to do that?"
"Of course not!"
"But you see.....that's what makes it so appealing. (Takes a deep breath) It's ok, everyone gets nervous their first time. Trust me, you will be fine."
"Mm mf mmf..."
"Y'know...I feel like I should probably get that out of her mouth, but... I'm having too much fun watching..."
"Here, let me get that........wow, you really got this wet.....here, you try, I mean it is a celebration."
"Ugh. I am NOT putting that in my mouth. Not with her slobber all over it!"
"HA! I'm sure this is not the worst thing you've had in your mouth, so stop being a bitch and put it in your mouth!"
"I don't want to! It's all wet!"
"Come on! It tastes kinda minty!"
"...WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE MINTY?!"
"Look, don't worry about it. Just man up. Think of this like a new experience. Just close your eyes, put it in your mouth, and everything will begin to make sense. Then it's just a matter of get down to business."
There is a bit of silence, followed by the sound of coughing. "You lied to me! 'Minty', my ass!"
The forth voice begins.
"My GOD your such a girl! Just keep doing it."
The camera then cuts to another shot, this one of Hugh Jass standing with his ear pressed hard against a door, the nameplate obscured by his fat head. His curiosity getting the best of him, Jass pushes the door open. He stands there, speechless, as the camera peers around the corner.
In its view, it catches the form of J.D. Haze, his back turned toward the screen, with Riley Taylor sitting on his heels in front of Haze. Veronica Taylor can be seen beside them, watching intently. And then, leaning against the wall, hand pressed against her face, is Kimberly Bailleaux.
"What the f..." Jass begins.
Haze turns his head.
"Jesus, don't you knock? Can't you see were busy here?"
Jass then walks a bit over and looks at what is going on.
"My.....GOD.....that thing is HUGE!"
Haze just smiles.
"I know right? You want try? I know YOU at least know what your doing."
"No thank you, I'll pass."
At that moment, Haze leans over to Riley and grabs his Newly won OCW Heavyweight championship. He then moves out from in front of Riley and grabs his US Title as well. This reveals the sight of Riley with a big, thick joint in his mouth. Haze then turns to Jass.
"How can we help you?"
"Well I wanted to be the first to interview the new OCW Heavyweight champ. How does it feel?"
"Umm....great actually, I'm just glad I got the strap off that Skull-fuck, AND retained my US title. Both belts are where it belongs.....in OCW."
"Uh...Mister Haze? Can I give it another try...?" Veronica asks. Riley's head whips over to his sister, the unlit joint hanging from his mouth.
"We do NOT need you getting started on this stuff!"
Haze takes the joint from Riley.
"No, maybe later, this thing needs to be put to good use."
Haze then takes a lighter and takes a pull. He holds it and exhales.
"Ahh, THAT'S the stuff."
Haze looks at Jass.
"Well, my thing is this: I know that now there is a target on my head, for more than one reason. I also know that this won't be the last run in with these losers, so I am ready. Right now though, I'm just enjoying the moment. Now if you will excuse us, we need to celebrate."
Haze then escorts Jass out of the room, then the door closes and the camera fades to black.
(Fade)
"It certainly is...bigger than I'd imagined it."
"I've never seen one up close, before!"
The two voices whisper back and forth for a moment before a third voice speaks up.
"...Can I touch it?"
A fourth voice is heard.
"Well, you can touch it, but i'm not sure you can handle something this big yet......well....maybe you two, but you......I don't know. Ah, fuck it."
The first two voices can be heard laughing at the fourth's statement. The third, not heeding the words of the fourth, awes.
"It's so hard... And heavy... How can you stand to walk around with this thing?"
The fourth voice can be heard taking a deep breath and exhaling.
"Well my friend, in my line of work...you need to be able to handle the unexpected. You have to take.......WHOA! Be Careful with that thing!"
"Oops, sorry. Didn't mean to let it flop around like that."
"So...you have to take what?"
The fourth voice starts talking again.
"Meh, totally forgot. Now that you mention it, why don't you take this? It's easy, all you have to do is put it in your mouth.....and suck. I'm sure you can figure out!"
"Mmf! Af fmf mff!"
"...Is it even legal for her to do that?"
"Of course not!"
"But you see.....that's what makes it so appealing. (Takes a deep breath) It's ok, everyone gets nervous their first time. Trust me, you will be fine."
"Mm mf mmf..."
"Y'know...I feel like I should probably get that out of her mouth, but... I'm having too much fun watching..."
"Here, let me get that........wow, you really got this wet.....here, you try, I mean it is a celebration."
"Ugh. I am NOT putting that in my mouth. Not with her slobber all over it!"
"HA! I'm sure this is not the worst thing you've had in your mouth, so stop being a bitch and put it in your mouth!"
"I don't want to! It's all wet!"
"Come on! It tastes kinda minty!"
"...WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE MINTY?!"
"Look, don't worry about it. Just man up. Think of this like a new experience. Just close your eyes, put it in your mouth, and everything will begin to make sense. Then it's just a matter of get down to business."
There is a bit of silence, followed by the sound of coughing. "You lied to me! 'Minty', my ass!"
The forth voice begins.
"My GOD your such a girl! Just keep doing it."
The camera then cuts to another shot, this one of Hugh Jass standing with his ear pressed hard against a door, the nameplate obscured by his fat head. His curiosity getting the best of him, Jass pushes the door open. He stands there, speechless, as the camera peers around the corner.
In its view, it catches the form of J.D. Haze, his back turned toward the screen, with Riley Taylor sitting on his heels in front of Haze. Veronica Taylor can be seen beside them, watching intently. And then, leaning against the wall, hand pressed against her face, is Kimberly Bailleaux.
"What the f..." Jass begins.
Haze turns his head.
"Jesus, don't you knock? Can't you see were busy here?"
Jass then walks a bit over and looks at what is going on.
"My.....GOD.....that thing is HUGE!"
Haze just smiles.
"I know right? You want try? I know YOU at least know what your doing."
"No thank you, I'll pass."
At that moment, Haze leans over to Riley and grabs his Newly won OCW Heavyweight championship. He then moves out from in front of Riley and grabs his US Title as well. This reveals the sight of Riley with a big, thick joint in his mouth. Haze then turns to Jass.
"How can we help you?"
"Well I wanted to be the first to interview the new OCW Heavyweight champ. How does it feel?"
"Umm....great actually, I'm just glad I got the strap off that Skull-fuck, AND retained my US title. Both belts are where it belongs.....in OCW."
"Uh...Mister Haze? Can I give it another try...?" Veronica asks. Riley's head whips over to his sister, the unlit joint hanging from his mouth.
"We do NOT need you getting started on this stuff!"
Haze takes the joint from Riley.
"No, maybe later, this thing needs to be put to good use."
Haze then takes a lighter and takes a pull. He holds it and exhales.
"Ahh, THAT'S the stuff."
Haze looks at Jass.
"Well, my thing is this: I know that now there is a target on my head, for more than one reason. I also know that this won't be the last run in with these losers, so I am ready. Right now though, I'm just enjoying the moment. Now if you will excuse us, we need to celebrate."
Haze then escorts Jass out of the room, then the door closes and the camera fades to black.
(Fade)
(This has been a Phenomenal/Haze production. All rights reserved. Any unauthorized reproduction of said content will result in not only legal repercussions but AJ sitting on your face. Do you REALLY want that in your life? I think not!)
