Post by Tristan on Oct 14, 2009 5:43:16 GMT -5
At an OCW house show in the back of beyond in some god awful place a match is just concluding between Forceful Joe and some local jobber who for the purposes of this monologue we will name Osiris.....
The match concludes and the small number of fans in attendance clap politely whilst asking each other who those guys were......
Suddenly the arena lights god out and a green glow lights the stage and "Mainlining Murder" plays of the PA system and the "Neon Alien" Renegade makes his way out onto the stage....
He pulls a mic from his pocket and struts up and down the stage as he speaks;
R: Good Evening Alien fans.....I am here to address a man who has been my nemesis for far too long.......a man who like me dyes his hair a strange colour, a man who like me was Tag Team partners with Johnny Grey, but a man who unlike me appears to enjoy "Sucking IT"........thats right i am here to address the man you all know as Adam Riley but to me he will always be known as Greys Buttboy.....its a little like Greys Anatomy only more confined....he was only interested in one part of Grey's anatomy.......if you get what i mean.......
Renegade pauses for everyone to chuckle....no-one does....
R: But enough of the gay jokes.....I do have a purpose in being out here, NGPW....and more importantly Adam Riley......I will be waiting in the car park at Adrenaline if your any sort of a man you will be there and we are gonna go at it........
Renegade pauses for a moment then thinks again......
R: That came out all wrong...I am going to take you down Hardcore style.....
Renegade runs that one through his mind too.....
R: Ahhh sod it.......you all know what i mean.......
"Mainling Murder" plays again and he walks backstage........
The fans are left once again wondering who the hell that was.....
The match concludes and the small number of fans in attendance clap politely whilst asking each other who those guys were......
Suddenly the arena lights god out and a green glow lights the stage and "Mainlining Murder" plays of the PA system and the "Neon Alien" Renegade makes his way out onto the stage....
He pulls a mic from his pocket and struts up and down the stage as he speaks;
R: Good Evening Alien fans.....I am here to address a man who has been my nemesis for far too long.......a man who like me dyes his hair a strange colour, a man who like me was Tag Team partners with Johnny Grey, but a man who unlike me appears to enjoy "Sucking IT"........thats right i am here to address the man you all know as Adam Riley but to me he will always be known as Greys Buttboy.....its a little like Greys Anatomy only more confined....he was only interested in one part of Grey's anatomy.......if you get what i mean.......
Renegade pauses for everyone to chuckle....no-one does....
R: But enough of the gay jokes.....I do have a purpose in being out here, NGPW....and more importantly Adam Riley......I will be waiting in the car park at Adrenaline if your any sort of a man you will be there and we are gonna go at it........
Renegade pauses for a moment then thinks again......
R: That came out all wrong...I am going to take you down Hardcore style.....
Renegade runs that one through his mind too.....
R: Ahhh sod it.......you all know what i mean.......
"Mainling Murder" plays again and he walks backstage........
The fans are left once again wondering who the hell that was.....
