Like nothing happened?

[Vice City Juggalo]

Justin Case is standing outside of the men's locker room area awaiting an interview. The door opens and steams pours out followed by "The Rage" Sean Callous. His body is moist and he is only wearing a towel around his waist.

Justin Case:"Sean, hey I wanted to catch up with you to discuss last week."

"The Rage" Sean Callous:" Do you mean last week when I caught you peeping a gander at "The Rage" Sean Callous in the shower? Oh wait that was a few minutes ago. Could it be when I shot that amazing promo with Osirus only to have him ask me a stupid question and scoff of my proposal in lieu of his ever important whatever he is doing with a dead body and courts and who cares? No because no one wants to know about that. "

Justin Case: " No Sean, about that promo about Legion."

"The Rage" Sean Callous:"Legion? What about them? That was my brother's group. They tried coming back time and again and failed. Remember that time Chupa and I took them apart from the inside? Yeah good times. No! No all I am concerned with right now is teaming with Zero and Angel. See those two got into a six man tag with the Hunted Souls and they needed someone to make the match worth watching. So I got a call from Angel about .000007 of a second after the match was booked to please grace them with my presence. Now ususally "The Rage" doesnt give into beggers and bums. When he sees them as he walks down the street he offers them backhands and boot bottoms. You see case my spit is more precious to be wasted on them. Angel well he is still recovering from that surgery about 8 years ago where he had a head on collision with an umpire and still has that chest plate embeded in him, so he needed the greatest wrestler in OCW history to have his back because all the strumpets in Omaha know that Zero does nothing but live up to his name. I mean they werent just facing any Fear Foundation team, no this was more hardcore than Chris Lionheart's infatuation with cats and WcW. They were facing The Stunted Holes. I mean HellRat Craig Shaffer.... man can he cut a promo. I mean he can tell you about what happened like NOBODY! And .... who else was it? Oh yeah Grim Stain and Krimson. Wasnt that that overweight Clown? Anyways.... These were some hardcore jobbers. It would not have been easy for Angel and Zero had the Icon Personified deigned himself down to their level. So on whatever that show is "The Rage" Sean Callous will be bringing some ratings to the first hour like it hasnt happened since the days of black jump suits and PURE ADRENALIN."

Justin looks at Sean a bit confused.

Justin Case: " Okay but what about last week? The promo with the red lights and the multiple voices coming out of your mouth? What about Legion?"

Callous grabs Case by the collar.

"The Rage" Sean Callous:"Drop it Case! I dont know what the hell you are talking about. I wasnt even here last week. In fact I dont remember much about last week at all. But I do know this.... the savior of OCW .... me.... me... me.... "The Rage" Sean Callous is poised to make a big impact, bigger than Peter Serra's nose into concrete, bigger than Belle's ass in pleather pants, bigger than Chupa's farts after a great big case of green Chupadawgs. I mean this is collassally hugemongeous! Whew! Just watch Case.... Just watch...."

The camera fades as Justin just stands there shaking his head.

[Mizer]

Krimzon was jingling his car keys in his pocket and was on his way out of the building when he overheard "The Rage"'s statement comparing him to an overweight clown. He looked down at himself and had to say he was anything but overweight. So Krimzon decided to stick around and finally speak with "The Rage" face-to-face. He waited in the hallway till Callous walked by him.

[Krimzon]: An overweight clown huh? That's funny, Sean. Oh yeah, that's funny, real funny. Let me ask, do I look like a clown? Huh? Do look even remotely similar to clown? Ah, don't answer that. I'll answer it for you. No I don't. 'Cause see, this red here on my face, it ain't make-up. No, this scar on my face is what happens to you when you make the decesion to not immediatly evacuate the burning building to help the people left behind to get out.

On the subject of the clown, I've caught some flak for that since the time I got here and it just drives me nuts. I want to shout it from the rooftops that the name is "Krimzon." "Krimzon!" With a Z. Say it with me, Krimzzzzon. Krimzon. That's my name. But no, you're Sean "The Rage" Callous, you're the living, breathing, walking Icon. May I dare borrow a cliche and call you a "Peoples Champion"? Everything you do is right. So it must be impossible for you to ever say someone's name wrong. Well guess what? You got my name wrong. And I gotta admit, I heard all these stories and all these tales about how you were so great, a legend in your own right, not just a legend but a "Urban Legend." But from where I'm sitting now, you don't look all that impressive to me.

[Vice City Juggalo]

Sean stops and pulls a piece of paper off the wall offering free backrubs at the Creatures of the Night lockeroom. He grabs the nearby pen used for signing up for Punk Rock Tony's guitar lessons and scribbles something on the paper and hands it to Krimzon.

"The Rage" Sean Callous:"There you go little fella. Something to sell on ebay and get you mortgage for a year. I am glad though that you got the joke. I mean Krimson was a hilarious flop and you wanting to emulate that well... yeah more power to you honky. And really let me bring you up to speed on something.... There are like three ways to spell Sean. Either way you say it it still says Sean. Same with Krimzon. Its just the truth. So if that is said and is truth, right, then me saying your name Krimson is no different and if that is so then you are absolutly correct! It is impossible for me to ever say anyones name wrong, unless I want to. So burn boy, I can already see that you are too slow to get out of the way during a fire are you too dumb to not stick your hand into an inferno because getting into the face of the Icon Personified, the true Urban Legend will not only get you burnt, it will get you incinerated. And not impressive? I have held every male gender title in this fed. I am a 9 time United States champion, 5 plus World champion, multiple time tag team champion, the only World Champion to be undefeated twice, multiple time TV and Intercontinental champion. Even hardcore champion. Oh yeah and right now, I could take that world title any time I wanted because I am ranked in the top five percent. Where are you ranked? Yeah so uh there... Now unless you want to dry my nuts off I need to go get dressed."[/b]