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Post by osiris2009 on Jun 20, 2008 15:19:20 GMT -5
The camera fades in to show Osiris in his locker room, pacing, with a look of uncertainty on his face.
Osiris: First, he gives me a offer, only to seemingly take it away after I asked a question. He wanted a match with me, and I beat him. So what does he want now? What does he want with me? Ah, so many questions.
He then notices the camera.
Osiris: When...? Doesn't matter. I do have something to say to all of OCW. No matter who is put in front of me, everyone falls. Even OCW so called Legends can't stop me. Every single Legend that I have faced, I have single handedly proven that I am beyond them. But there is one Legend that I want to speak specifically about. Pain, you have fallen before me more then any of the other Legends have, yet it is you that is given the title shot. I'm tired of being looked over for people who are past their prime. So what Pain, you can beat CK One. So can I. So why don't you face me, and if you are as tough as you keep claiming to be, you'll put that title on the line. That is, as soon as you serve your suspension. So how about it, People's Champ?
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Post by Flintstone Kid on Jun 21, 2008 18:25:00 GMT -5
Hugh Jass is seen running up to a monitor. Before the monitor is turned on, Hugh speaks.....
HJ: We are about to go live with OCW's U.S. Champion Pain, who is serving his suspension...get this...in the sandy beaches of Rio De Janiero. Ok...damn maybe I should get suspended......
Just then the monitor is turned on......
Pain: That's right...It's Pain...the Hellbringer..The ghetto guardian....Your OCW U.S. Champion. Im serving my suspension here, to get my mind off of things there....to focus on what I must do....
Rio Girl#1: oooh.....daddy...are you gonna finish rubbing us down in the special lotion of yours...?
Rio Girl#2: Yeah..Pain....That lotion is so gooey and sticky...and it tastes so good...can we have more...please.....
Pain: ladies...Im in the middle of something...but Ill be right there ok.....Sorry about that...now where was i? Oh yeah...Osiris...You are a shoe-in for this years "biggest mouth to spew garbage not worth listening to" award at this years sledgy's!!! I hear that bullshit you spittin about...Im this and Im that and I can't get this title and....Just shut the fuck up!! Obviously, you need to learn a little respect.
Pain pauses.......
Pain: So Im gonna give you what you want! You want a shot at my U.S. Title. You think you deserve a shot at my title.....Well I have an idea......You have beaten all of the Urban Legends, right? so how about this! You face me for the U.S. Title in a hell in the cell match.
Pain pauses again.....
Pain: See Ive been around this place since you were wearing pampers.....so since you are so young and dumb..Fuck that idea. Let's see what you really got!! How about an Urban Legend Gauntlet....You pick 2 superstars...your own choice. But they have to have been around here since at least season 2.....short list Im sure, but you pick 2. You will face them in the match type of their choice. Not yours!! You are too young and stupid to decide anything around here. If you beat those 2 superstars, You face me in the match type of your choice for my title. But If you lose......Ohh...if you lose to any of us, then you will not get another shot at my U.S. Title, for as long as I am champion. To make it interesting to the others...Also whichever gets the win on you.....will get your U.S. Title shot! Now, Is that easy for you to understand? Have you ever done that? Now from one bitch to many more here in Rio...I gotta go. Osiris, let me know whats up, before i change my mind.....
With that, Pain steps away from the monitor and 3 naked girls are seen following him......
HJ: (looking at the blank monitor) Damn!
(tag)
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Post by osiris2009 on Jun 21, 2008 21:23:33 GMT -5
Osiris: I like that idea Pain. And you don't even have to wait for me to tell you who I pick. My two choices will be............The Chupacabra and Werewulf. You have only helped me in my goal. The one to prove that you fossils deserve to be put back into the museums from whence you came. And trust me Pain, you will regret fighting me. My choice will be most painful to you, and you should know that from all the previous encounters that you have had with me. So Legends, I am ready to prove that you should step down and quite possibly extend your lives in the process, if only a little more.
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