Post by Mizer on Jul 17, 2008 21:55:16 GMT -5
Krimzon walked through the halls after an OCW house show. He went through the pockets of his coat until he found his car keys and was just at the double steel doors leading to the parking lot when he stopped. A very interesting aroma had just caught his nose. Whatever it was, it smelled really good, but it was unlike anything he'd smelt before. Krimzon looked around, didn't really see anything around him that could be making the smell. As he sniffed around he looked at the camera man.
[Krimzon]: You smell that?
Camera Man: Yeah I do. What is that?
[Krimzon]: Don't know. Come on, let's look.
Krimzon followed the smell down a hall that was lined with locker rooms. The seemed to be coming from every direction so Krimzon just shrugged and picked the first locker room he came to, which was the Chupacabra's.
[Krimzon]: Maybe Chupa's grilling something.
Krimzon opened the door to look into the locker room. All the michrophone on the camera picked up was the sound of bleating from a goat and Krimzon quickly slammed the door back with a look of disgust mixed with a slight hint of confusion.
Camera Man: What? What was it?
[Krimzon]: Uh, it....You know let's just move on.
Pushing the camera guy along, Krimzon continued down the hall after the smell until he came to the next locker room which belonged to Sorrow.
[Krimzon]: Oh, this should be good.
Krimzon opened the door to Sorrow's locker room and the first thing he sees is Sorrow is sitting in the provided armchair and has his video game hooked up to the TV. On either arm of the chair, Sorrow had two controllers and was controlling both the controllers, even though he only had one hand on each controller, and was having a one-on-one deathmatch with...himself. Krimzon didn't know what was stranger: that Sorrow was actually doing this or that he was able to controller both players like he had both hands on the controllers.
Sorrow: Stop screen peaking. How can I be screen peaking? We're playing on the same TV. You're screen peaking cause you're countering everything I do. ...Let me repeat, playing on the same TV.
And thus began an argument between Sorrow and...himself. Krimzon opened his mouth to say something, then, thinking better, closed mouth and shut the door to Sorrow's locker room.
Camera Man: Damn. What was that?
[Krimzon]: I...really don't know. But come on, we gotta find that smell.
Camera Man: Hey, why are we even checking the locker rooms? I mean, it could be the cafeteria cooking something.
[Krimzon]: After midnight? I highly doubt it.
Krimzon came upon the next locker room in the hall which belonged to the Moonlight Army.
[Krimzon]: ...I'm probably gonna get a laugh out of this one.
Krimzon opened the door to this locker room and as expected, found all three members of the Moonlight Army. Riley was having a mental breakdown trying to solve a rubix cube, while Mark played some shooter game that Krimzon did not know, and Chaser was watching Mark and eating goldfish. Chaser wasn't just watching though, every few goldfish he would throw one at the back of Mark's head which would get a response out of him every time.
Mark: Stop.
Mark: Stop.
Mark: Stop!
Mark: Stop!!
Mark: STOP!!
Mark: THAT'S IT!!!
Chaser: Oh sh-
Mark bounded over the couch and tackled Chaser down and began to ground and pound him as Chaser tried to cover his face up as best he could with little success. True to Riley nature...he either didn't notice, or didn't care.
Riley: You stupid cube!!
Krimzon shook his head and closed the door on this locker room. He hadn't walked two steps before he stopped and turned around and looked back at the Army's locker room
[Krimzon]: I considered them as rivals?
Krimzon shrugged and continued his search for the elusive smell that seemed to come from everywhere yet had no source anywhere in sight, but it lead him further down the hallway of locker rooms. He reached for the handle of the next locker room, then stopped and slowly looked up at the name that was on the door: "Didi and Scythe." Krimzon pulled his hand back from the door, bit his bottom lip and gave a weird little laugh.
[Krimzon]: Hehehe. No.
Camera Man: What? You're not gonna open it?
Krimzon stopped walking, looked back at Didi and Scythe's locker room, then looked back to the camera guy.
[Krimzon]: You..really want me to open that door and see what they're doing?
Camera Man: ...Yeah, let's just keep going.
The next locker room Krimzon came to belong to Nitro. When Krimzon opened the door, he saw Nitro was having a "I love me" moment with his full body length floor mirror. After Nitro's locker, Krimzon would pass up the next three, not really wanting to see what went on in the locker rooms of Kunk, Black Moon, and the Coffin Puppets.
The next locker room he did check belonged to Renegade. As soon as Krimzon opened the door, a large cloud of smoke billowed and Krimzon immediately began to cough and hack and quickly closed the door back.
Camera Man: Dude, I'm going to him to get my shit from now on.
Krimzon kept coughing and stumbled down to the next locker room, which belonged to CK One.
[Krimzon]: Oh god I think my lungs are bleeding.
Krimzon used CK's locker room door to support himself for a few minutes till he regained his breath. Noticing that smell was still in the air, Krimzon opened the door to CK's locker room and instantly moved his head to avoid a bra that came flying out of the room and was accompanied by the giggling of at least two girls inside the room.
Camera Man: Damn now that's hot.
[Krimzon]: Okay, you know what, screw it. No smell, no matter how good, is worth any of this. Screw it.
Krimzon threw his hands in the air and went back down the hall to parking garage to leave. The camera guy watched Krimzon leave then looked back down to the ground at the bra that'd flown out of CK's room. The guy looked around a few times to make sure no one was around, picked up the bra and ran off with it.
*Fade....or tag if anyone wants to for whatever reason*
[Krimzon]: You smell that?
Camera Man: Yeah I do. What is that?
[Krimzon]: Don't know. Come on, let's look.
Krimzon followed the smell down a hall that was lined with locker rooms. The seemed to be coming from every direction so Krimzon just shrugged and picked the first locker room he came to, which was the Chupacabra's.
[Krimzon]: Maybe Chupa's grilling something.
Krimzon opened the door to look into the locker room. All the michrophone on the camera picked up was the sound of bleating from a goat and Krimzon quickly slammed the door back with a look of disgust mixed with a slight hint of confusion.
Camera Man: What? What was it?
[Krimzon]: Uh, it....You know let's just move on.
Pushing the camera guy along, Krimzon continued down the hall after the smell until he came to the next locker room which belonged to Sorrow.
[Krimzon]: Oh, this should be good.
Krimzon opened the door to Sorrow's locker room and the first thing he sees is Sorrow is sitting in the provided armchair and has his video game hooked up to the TV. On either arm of the chair, Sorrow had two controllers and was controlling both the controllers, even though he only had one hand on each controller, and was having a one-on-one deathmatch with...himself. Krimzon didn't know what was stranger: that Sorrow was actually doing this or that he was able to controller both players like he had both hands on the controllers.
Sorrow: Stop screen peaking. How can I be screen peaking? We're playing on the same TV. You're screen peaking cause you're countering everything I do. ...Let me repeat, playing on the same TV.
And thus began an argument between Sorrow and...himself. Krimzon opened his mouth to say something, then, thinking better, closed mouth and shut the door to Sorrow's locker room.
Camera Man: Damn. What was that?
[Krimzon]: I...really don't know. But come on, we gotta find that smell.
Camera Man: Hey, why are we even checking the locker rooms? I mean, it could be the cafeteria cooking something.
[Krimzon]: After midnight? I highly doubt it.
Krimzon came upon the next locker room in the hall which belonged to the Moonlight Army.
[Krimzon]: ...I'm probably gonna get a laugh out of this one.
Krimzon opened the door to this locker room and as expected, found all three members of the Moonlight Army. Riley was having a mental breakdown trying to solve a rubix cube, while Mark played some shooter game that Krimzon did not know, and Chaser was watching Mark and eating goldfish. Chaser wasn't just watching though, every few goldfish he would throw one at the back of Mark's head which would get a response out of him every time.
Mark: Stop.
Mark: Stop.
Mark: Stop!
Mark: Stop!!
Mark: STOP!!
Mark: THAT'S IT!!!
Chaser: Oh sh-
Mark bounded over the couch and tackled Chaser down and began to ground and pound him as Chaser tried to cover his face up as best he could with little success. True to Riley nature...he either didn't notice, or didn't care.
Riley: You stupid cube!!
Krimzon shook his head and closed the door on this locker room. He hadn't walked two steps before he stopped and turned around and looked back at the Army's locker room
[Krimzon]: I considered them as rivals?
Krimzon shrugged and continued his search for the elusive smell that seemed to come from everywhere yet had no source anywhere in sight, but it lead him further down the hallway of locker rooms. He reached for the handle of the next locker room, then stopped and slowly looked up at the name that was on the door: "Didi and Scythe." Krimzon pulled his hand back from the door, bit his bottom lip and gave a weird little laugh.
[Krimzon]: Hehehe. No.
Camera Man: What? You're not gonna open it?
Krimzon stopped walking, looked back at Didi and Scythe's locker room, then looked back to the camera guy.
[Krimzon]: You..really want me to open that door and see what they're doing?
Camera Man: ...Yeah, let's just keep going.
The next locker room Krimzon came to belong to Nitro. When Krimzon opened the door, he saw Nitro was having a "I love me" moment with his full body length floor mirror. After Nitro's locker, Krimzon would pass up the next three, not really wanting to see what went on in the locker rooms of Kunk, Black Moon, and the Coffin Puppets.
The next locker room he did check belonged to Renegade. As soon as Krimzon opened the door, a large cloud of smoke billowed and Krimzon immediately began to cough and hack and quickly closed the door back.
Camera Man: Dude, I'm going to him to get my shit from now on.
Krimzon kept coughing and stumbled down to the next locker room, which belonged to CK One.
[Krimzon]: Oh god I think my lungs are bleeding.
Krimzon used CK's locker room door to support himself for a few minutes till he regained his breath. Noticing that smell was still in the air, Krimzon opened the door to CK's locker room and instantly moved his head to avoid a bra that came flying out of the room and was accompanied by the giggling of at least two girls inside the room.
Camera Man: Damn now that's hot.
[Krimzon]: Okay, you know what, screw it. No smell, no matter how good, is worth any of this. Screw it.
Krimzon threw his hands in the air and went back down the hall to parking garage to leave. The camera guy watched Krimzon leave then looked back down to the ground at the bra that'd flown out of CK's room. The guy looked around a few times to make sure no one was around, picked up the bra and ran off with it.
*Fade....or tag if anyone wants to for whatever reason*
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