The Badass is back. Bigger, Badder, and Stronger!

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In the arena, the crowd is waiting for a match, but then "Time of Dying" by: Three Days Grace started to play. Chaser comes out and almost everyone is cheering for him. When Chaser gets in the ring, he gets a mic and everyone goes silent.

Chaser: It feels so goddamn good to be back in the OCW ring! It's been awhile for everyone, and I missed it here. LONG LIVE OCW!!!!

Crowd chants "OCW".

Chaser: The Badass is back and ready to kick everyone's ass, and soon getting a title shot! No more whining about bullshit. It's time for the Badass to be the greatest wrestler on OCW! I know it's gonna happen because while everyone was resting I was training for when I come back! Now, I'm ready to roll! The Badass is issuing a challenge from anyone to take on the brand new Chaser! Anyone wants to accept, get your ass out here.....RIGHT NOW!!!!

Crowd cheers and chants "Badass" to Chaser. Chaser waits and see who comes out for the challenge. He waits for awhile, and then he sits down in the chair.

Chaser: Well, I guess we got a bunch of pussies back there or they're still resting. Come on, somebody come out!

Crowd cheers for Chaser and chants "Come Out".

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[KAVEEKS]

*COAL CHAMBER suddenly blasts onto the speakers and the crowd JUMPS to their feet as the infamous Sphere Klown makes a very unexpected appearance. The US title is draped over his shoulder as he yells into the mic*

Kunk: PUSSIES?!! Holy Ignorant SHIT-Kicker Batman! Time has gone by in it's "wonted" way, and the FELL Klown returns to find the likes of this sorry piece of pathetic poodle piss runnin his damn mouth in the middle of my gorram ring! - Just what the shit do you think you're doing boy wonder? ; yellin at the kagillions of Kunkamaniacs (CROWD POPS A NUT) talking about how bad your ass is, and how you want a title shot?

*Kunk lowers the mic for a second and scratches his bald head looking confused*

Kunk: So bright eyes, you want to be the greatest wrestler in OCW do ya? BWA-HEH-HA-HA-HA! Well shit if today ain't your lucky fuckin' day poindexter because you just so happened to have caught the attention of "none other than"!, and groomin' ignorant low life diaper stains like yourself to follow in my foot steps through soul shattering physical torture is just my game! "Speak of the devil" right? BWA-HA-HA-HA! So slide in that tampon and lace up them panties because tonight you face the Sphere Klown and greatness will rub off on you whether you like it or not.