Problems with Chaser (ment. Kunk)

[scooter102089]

"Time of Dying" by Three Days Grace starts to play. Half the crowd cheers and boos Chaser when he comes down the ring. He gets in the ring and gets the microphone.

Chaser: Well, I guess I wasn't ready to face Kunk. I wasn't as focused as I should've been. I fucked up, and I'm sorry for it. Kunk is a great wrestler, and I congratulate his win against me. He's the U.S. Champion, and he deserves it because he can kick ass.

Crowd boos Chaser.

Chaser: Yeah, I know I shouldn't down myself like that. Now, I'm gonna be focused for my next opponent. Hopefully, I'll be ready enough next time so I can win against an OCW champion and take the title. I gotta start smaller and work my way up. So, I make a challenge for any wrestler who is not a current champion to go against me. Hopefully, this'll be a better start for me. So, come on out whoever you are and accept my challenge.

Crowd cheers for Chaser and chants "Come on out!"

(tag to whoever)

[Vice City Juggalo]

The lights go down and a haze of red fills the arena. A cheer errupts from the crowd as Bullet For My Valentine's " Four Words To Choke Upon" rips open the floor to hell allowing huge balls of flame to billow upward. The celebration from the crowd only grows as one of OCW's all time legends steps through the curtains and out onto the stage. "The Rage" Sean Callous stops for a second basking in the applause and admiration. Much to Chaser's dismay the Urban Legend makes his way down to the ring and steps inside where he is given a microphone. He taps it twice on his hand and brings the instrument of vocal assassination to his lips.

"The Rage" Sean Callous: "Once again it seems that "The Rage" Sean Callous has to come down and save another near million people from dying of absolute boredom. Do not worry my people I am here to save this waste of air time and make it something flashy and important.

"The Rage" stops and looks over at Chaser with a quirked eyebrow. His gaze goes from foot to head and then he stumbles back a step taken a bit off balance.

"The Rage" Sean Callous:"Look here Boner but the Revenge of The Nerds movies went out of style in the late 80's. I dont think there is going to be a nerd revival any time soon so I would get some help fast. Did you lose your little hat with the propeller? Oh wait dont answer! Some bully kicked sand in your face and took it! Hahaha!

No seriously, what the hell are you doing in this ring. I mean besides bringing the level of awesomeness to lowes it has never seen since Peter Serra was around. Do you even understand what some of us have done in these four corners. We have made OCW what is today. I HAVE MADE OCW WHAT IT IS TODAY! This is NOT he WWE. Hell THIS IS NOT THE WWF! So Eugene .... take your gimic and scram because you are taking up airtime from the people who do something with it. 'Well maybe I wasnt focused...sob sob.. maybe I should try harder... sob sob... maybe I should start out smaller..' I got a better one... maybe you should craft a noose out of your shoe laces and hang yourself in the backstage bathroom. It will kill two birds with one stone, one it will be the only time in your entire life that you were hung, I'll wait for you to get it...... I dont have the time. And secondly, it will rid OCW of the foul filthly curtain jerking jobbers who are taking up precious time away from our adoring fans. These people here pay damn good money not to see you but to see me! I am the Hottest Commodity in Sports Entertainment bar none. I am the Icon Personified, the True Urban Legend, the Golden Standard in OCW. They come to see winners like me not losers like the likes of you. You shouldn't even be in the ring Kunk or myself. Hell now you should be cleaning my boots not even being in the same ring with greatness. In fact get out of here now... I am tired of looking at you...."

{tag}

[osiris2009]

Osiris: And I am tired of hearing you.

Out comes Osiris, mic in hand, walking down the ramp all the while speaking.

Osiris: When you first returned, I thought something good would come out of it. But I was wrong, and all that came of your returning was your damn ego taking up more unnecessary space. What proved that for me was when you wanted to enlist me for help, and I questioned it. And look at what happened when we met in the ring, I kicked your ass from pillar to post, and your ego was too big to admit defeat, blaming it on having a bad day.

He gets the the ring, enters it, and gets right up in front of Rage.

Osiris: See, it's not just you, it's all you damn Legends in OCW. Your can never admit defeat when it is too a newer, younger, and all around better wrestler beats you. You just make up excuses. Not only that, but you convince management to just give title shots, or at the very least a opportunity for a shot, to you old timers. After all, look at your first few matches from your return, #1 contender matches. From doing what did you earn that, besides all your past glory? Guess what Sean, no one cares what you did in the past. Your time is long gone, it's now the new guys time, people like me. People who can actually go at it better then you ever could, even in your prime. So why not do us all a favor and just go back into whatever hole you crawled out of and stay there permanently. Or I'll will be forced to do it for you.

[Vice City Juggalo]

"The Rage's head snaps forward and he wipes his lip.

"The Rage" Sean Calous:"Oh shit Osirus... I fell asleep when you were taking. See everytime I see you its the same thing. I hate Legends. I beat some legends... blar blar ditty blar blar fart. Lets get back to something "The Rage" Sean Callous does better than anyone and that is delivery healthy doses of the truth.

When I came back you were all over me like a fan boy looking to slob my knob for a little acknowledgment. I gave you a consideration. Then I saw how immature you were. When someone hands you a golden spoon you stop eating with your hands. Instead you decided to put me aside and question my reasoning. At that time I knew you were not ready. And you still are not ready. You are still a child waiting for his nuts to drop. You are waiting for me to acknowledge you beating me and wanting me to come out and kiss your ass because of one match. One match one night you were the better man. There does that make you nut your Pampers ? Anyone one can have a good match. I am not the undefeatable Sean Callous. I have never said that. What I do say is the truth and that is that I am Iconic. I have been a staple in this company for years. I have done it all. I have wore every title. I have lost every title. You want to base your whole life around one win and my acknowledge of it. well boy let e make it simple, a winner does not waste time with his losses he trudges on towards greatness.

Now did I ask for those matches when I came back? No? Are you insinuating that there is corruption behind the scenes? Oh poor poor O are you serious.... You have been looked over because you are nothing but a big dumbass. No not joking... you are a huge dumbass. Blar I can beats people. Blar blar! Thats not what all this is about. This is about flash, story telling, charisma, things that you do not have. I have seen the monsters of our time come and go. Where is Minion? Where is Bane? Where is the Cryptkeeper? They are long and forgotten. Where is Muckiluck? Where is Chance Ramsey? Where is Chris Wallace? Where is Bruce Walker? You would say who? I would say exactly. You are just another Great Khali, no personality all power. Big whoop de freaking do. You dont come out here and say anything. In fact you come out here and whine and cry.

I came back to OCW after a hiatus to help the company out. I was not put into those matches to put others down. I was put in those matches because the name "The Rage" Sean Callous puts asses in the seats. And who else was in those matches? You were and you oh great and powerful god of kissing his own ass you lost.

And you have the audacity to say people dont care about my past? Well obviously jackass every true wrestling cares about what happened to their favorites. Its the legends who have paved the road for no good blabber mouths such as yourself. We shed the blood and sweat and the tears. What have you done? Won a few matches? Beat a few legends? What is your major feud? What is the highlight of your career? What winning some gold in The Ladder? Is that what you are hanging your hat on?

Oh and I would love to see you force me out of the company. I would love to see you try. If you are such a big big tough ass man and you want to come to your girlfriends help here then why dont we have a legends vs new blood match at the next show. You and Chaser here vs me and my partner, THE GOAT SUCKER, the CHUPABACRA..."

The crowd goes apeshit. "The Rage" raises the microphone back to his lips...

"The Rage" Sean Callous: "But I want to give you a match you can say wow I was a part of that. So not only will it be you two losers vs two of the greatest of all time, but it will be hardcore, elimination tag..."

"The Rage" drops the microphone and stand face to face with Osirus showing not one hint of fear nor intimidation.