Post by Tristan on Jan 22, 2008 6:34:00 GMT -5
The camera pans upwards to show Justin Case.
JC: Im Justin Case, OCW's intrepid roving reporter, and i'm here with well how can i introduce this guy ummmm.....
From the right of the camera a blonde haired man in a Gold Armani Suit, gold shirt, gold sunglasses and sporting a sun tan that only gets that orange from waaaayyyyyy too much sunbed and fake tan......
JC:....the only way is well Xavier, hello Xavier, its um nice to see you...
X: Its great to be here Justin, the roar of the crowd, the smell of sweat, the taste of success...
JC:...And you'd know all about the smell of male sweat wouldn't you? but can i ask, what in the hell are you doing here? I mean, your no longer an OCW employee, Vince Taylor is not here for you to sponge off any longer, and to my knowledge OCW hasn't commissioned a Gay Porn movie...
Xavier jabs Justin in the side....
X: (under his breath) ....Ixnay on the movieay......(at normal level)...well you see Justin im here because it seems that OCW may be the only place in America this year that will hold an awards ceremony, i mean due to the writers strike the Oscars, the Golden Globes and the Presidential Election are all off.....
JC: Umm Xavier the Presidential Election isn't off, thats not a TV Show, thats real life....
X: Your kiddin me right? You mean Hilary Clinton actual believes the stuff she says? Go figure....Anyway i looked at my calendar and realised im left with some free time, So i figured i'd turn up here and come to your Sledgies!
JC: I think we are OK for waiting staff already, thanks, Oww!
Xavier cuffs Justin around the back of the head....
X: No i was thinking of more of a starring role in it all (Xavier looks towards the sky and begins to drift off)
From off camera a hand from a member of the OCW backstage staff grabs Xaviers arm......
OCW Employee: C'mon gold boy they need you out there now, one of the big stars needs someone to go down like a sack of shit and you'll do....
Xavier is being dragged away by the arm but shouts back...
X: ANOTHER ADORING FAN! PLease excuse me Justin, i have a Job to do.....
JC: (to the Camera) You can say that again.....For OCW I've been Justin Case......
Camera fades to black....
JC: Im Justin Case, OCW's intrepid roving reporter, and i'm here with well how can i introduce this guy ummmm.....
From the right of the camera a blonde haired man in a Gold Armani Suit, gold shirt, gold sunglasses and sporting a sun tan that only gets that orange from waaaayyyyyy too much sunbed and fake tan......
JC:....the only way is well Xavier, hello Xavier, its um nice to see you...
X: Its great to be here Justin, the roar of the crowd, the smell of sweat, the taste of success...
JC:...And you'd know all about the smell of male sweat wouldn't you? but can i ask, what in the hell are you doing here? I mean, your no longer an OCW employee, Vince Taylor is not here for you to sponge off any longer, and to my knowledge OCW hasn't commissioned a Gay Porn movie...
Xavier jabs Justin in the side....
X: (under his breath) ....Ixnay on the movieay......(at normal level)...well you see Justin im here because it seems that OCW may be the only place in America this year that will hold an awards ceremony, i mean due to the writers strike the Oscars, the Golden Globes and the Presidential Election are all off.....
JC: Umm Xavier the Presidential Election isn't off, thats not a TV Show, thats real life....
X: Your kiddin me right? You mean Hilary Clinton actual believes the stuff she says? Go figure....Anyway i looked at my calendar and realised im left with some free time, So i figured i'd turn up here and come to your Sledgies!
JC: I think we are OK for waiting staff already, thanks, Oww!
Xavier cuffs Justin around the back of the head....
X: No i was thinking of more of a starring role in it all (Xavier looks towards the sky and begins to drift off)
From off camera a hand from a member of the OCW backstage staff grabs Xaviers arm......
OCW Employee: C'mon gold boy they need you out there now, one of the big stars needs someone to go down like a sack of shit and you'll do....
Xavier is being dragged away by the arm but shouts back...
X: ANOTHER ADORING FAN! PLease excuse me Justin, i have a Job to do.....
JC: (to the Camera) You can say that again.....For OCW I've been Justin Case......
Camera fades to black....
