Post by Deathie on Nov 22, 2007 11:34:28 GMT -5
((ooc))
((The following is a joint role play by Kaveeks & Mistress Death))
((enjoy))
((in character begins...now)):
{The camera catches Scythe walking around the closed concession area, checking boxes & eating the occasional frozen hamburger. As the camera follows him through the room, a pair of emotionless white eyes becomes visible from a darkened pantry. Without interrupting his foraging, Scythe addresses the hidden observer.}
Scythe: How’s it goin’, Kunk? Thanks for tagging with me last show. Shame we didn’t get a victory, but I think we made our point. Pain doesn’t care who won, lost or drew. (he devours a frozen hot dog without chewing) I can’t believe they leave this stuff in here… Somebody might steal it… (looks over to the darkened pantry for the first time) What brings you here, Kunk? You don’t strike me as a frozen meat by-product kinda guy…
Kunk: What are you freaking kidding me?! These Chupa dogs are like nector from the GODS! What'd YOU know about it ugly?!
*Kunk emerges from the shadows, shoves Scythe aside and chomps into some frozen hot dogs*
Kunk: *talking with his mouth full of icicle meat shavings* It's what gives me my inhuman God-like mammoth strength. but SHHHHHHHH *spitting icy meat chunks all over Scythe* don't tell nobody.
Scythe : Riiiiiight.... *He wipes off the meat spittle from his face* congratulations Kunk, I didn't think someone eating frozen meat by-products could be made to lose my appetite, but somehow you managed to pull it off.
Kunk: Never underestimate the powers of the Morning Star my handsome friend. All is in the realm of possibility for "he who hath seen the light". But yeah, Pretty much no one eats this shit but me. Even the Chupacabra himself is too much of a wuss bitch to stomach his own crap, so he isn't exactly able to live off of the royalties or anything. Chupa dogs taste like..... despair. But I know how he feels, I hardly make any bank off of my merchandise either. You know they even made a Kunk toilet paper back in the day?, but it wouldn't take no shit from nobody! HA!
*scythe pinches the bridge of his nose, shaking his head*
Scythe: ugh.. That triple negative there kinda hurt my brain a little bit Kunk. I’m sure you didn’t really come here to discuss merchandising…you wanna tell me what it is that you want?
*Kunk spits out the remainder of his food onto the ground and gets serious*
Kunk: What is it that I want? Why don't YOU start by telling me what it is that YOU want: which road do you travel Scythe? You chose the sphere klown for a tag team partner in your little grudge match with the CTN, but why? You employed the services of the Onslaught when you and your cute little manager have made it perfectly clear that you don't want any part of the gang war. YOu may be against the CTN for the moment, but that doesn't mean that you're for the Onslaught. Meanwhile I can't help but notice how Warren Peace is showing quite a bit of friendly interest in your mysterious mistress - And after what happened between me and him and Belle .... well you can imagine how that wouldn't sit well with me: being the tag team partner of someone who's manager consorts (all beit ever so subtly) with my enemies. To put it simply, your wild card status disturbs me, and if there's one thing the Sphere Klown doesn't need, it's to be disturbed. "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --- I took the one less traveled by..." Which road do you travel Scythe?
{Didi’s disembodied, everywhere/nowhere voice fills the room, causing both men(?) to raise their heads suddenly.}
Didi:
[shadow=Teal,left,300]Scythe travels the road that I choose for him to take. His being & his destiny are one & the same.[/shadow]
{Kunk makes a mock-show of looking around the room, up to the ceiling & back to Scythe, who just shrugs his shoulders.}
Scythe: …Yeah, what she said…
{Didi emerges from the same darkened pantry that Kunk had been lurking in moments ago. Kunk does a double take between Didi & the pantry. Scythe takes some visible amusement from Kunk’s genuine surprise.}
Scythe: It’s a pretty neat trick, huh? I know what you’re thinking…No, she doesn’t do bar mitzvahs…
Didi: I might have know you would be devouring the concessions, Scythe… (looks to Kunk) …and I see you have a dinner guest. You have asked Scythe some questions that he would be unable to answer, Kunk. Perhaps I can provide those answers for you.
{Didi walks past Kunk & stands next to Scythe. She takes the frozen hot dog from his hand & sniffs it before taking a nibble from an end. She scrunches her face up and swallows without chewing. Didi tosses the remainder of the hot dog on the floor.}
Didi (under her breath): …they DO taste like despair… (to Scythe & Kunk) Are you two aware that there are appliances in this kitchen that could thaw those out? (composing herself) Allow me to illuminate “He Who Hath Seen the Light”… You are correct in your assumption that while we are against The Creatures of the Night, we are not FOR The Onslaught. However, The Onslaught is the lesser of two evils. The cTn is attempting to completely control OCW…The Onslaught COULD control OCW, yet does not. That is all the reason we needed to see that having a member of The Onslaught involved in the match would prevent The cTn from attempting any unseemly actions, as said actions would then risk drawing the combined ire of the entire Onslaught.
Scythe: …and I ALSO choose you because you’re pretty damn ruthless. Most of my tag partners don’t match my brutality…but you might exceed it…But the stuff Mistess Didi said is another reason.
Didi: As for the matter of Warren Peace…That is…complicated. He is very soulful, for a shorttimer. An interesting character, but hardly a need for any of your concern, Sphere Klown...It does strike me as odd, though, that you would be concerned with ME “consorting” with a member of The cTn. I doubt that you have cut off all communications with Belle since she blessed that wretched group with her talents. If YOU are concerned about my dealings with Mr. Peace…then what must your fellow Onslaught members think about your history with The Event Omega?
{Scythe cocks his head at a jaunty angle, clearly considering this for the first time.}
Didi: Scythe & I are, as you called us, Wild Cards…and we are trying to stack the deck in OCW’s favor. What we see in you, Kunk, is another wild card...a trump card, if you will.
{Didi pauses, as if awaiting a response from Kunk}
*Kunk stares at her with his blank lifeless eyes while a sickeningly enormous grin spreads slowly across his red devil painted face.*
Kunk: Trump card you say?
{Didi nods her head in agreement}
*Kunk turns his head to address Scythe*
Kunk: ...... I like her. A way with words, that one. I think the three of us just might be able to get along.
*He turns his head back to address Didi*
Kunk: So you seek to use the Immortal Sphere Klown like a mere pawn to achieve your own design? HMM-HA-HA-HA-HA-Ha! It's a rare occasion that I cross paths with a character so ...... bold, shall we say. I find it quite stimulating.
Didi: You label our honesty as boldness, Kunk. All are pawns in the grand scheme of things...why should OCW be any different?
Scythe: ...But I'd hardly call you a pawn. More of a knight or bishop...maybe a rook. Hell, can't we just use checkers references? Then I'd call you a kinged piece or something...
Kunk: Alright, I'll play your little game miss Teleute, But don't assume that I'm the sort who'll play nice. Hmmm-Ha-Ha-HA-HA!
*Kunk starts to turn and leave, but turns back*
Kunk: Oh, And as for my history with Belle....
*The camera cuts for a moment to the hall outside the concession area where a figure shrouded in a black hooded robe is shown listening to the conversation from the other side of the closed door. The camera cuts back to a shot of Didi's face. Her eyes move towards the closed door for a brief second, and she smiles*
Kunk: The Onslaught know very well that she's nothing but a has been. She was just another little stimulating playmate of mine, that ultimately couldn't go the distance. But that's not to say I didn't enjoy seeing her try.. heh-ha-ha-ha-ha
Didi (still smiling): Indeed. (her voice seemingly patronizing) A has-been playmate...Interesting...
*The camera cuts back to a close up shot of the figure outside the door. A single tear rolls down her cheek*
((The following is a joint role play by Kaveeks & Mistress Death))
((enjoy))
((in character begins...now)):
{The camera catches Scythe walking around the closed concession area, checking boxes & eating the occasional frozen hamburger. As the camera follows him through the room, a pair of emotionless white eyes becomes visible from a darkened pantry. Without interrupting his foraging, Scythe addresses the hidden observer.}
Scythe: How’s it goin’, Kunk? Thanks for tagging with me last show. Shame we didn’t get a victory, but I think we made our point. Pain doesn’t care who won, lost or drew. (he devours a frozen hot dog without chewing) I can’t believe they leave this stuff in here… Somebody might steal it… (looks over to the darkened pantry for the first time) What brings you here, Kunk? You don’t strike me as a frozen meat by-product kinda guy…
Kunk: What are you freaking kidding me?! These Chupa dogs are like nector from the GODS! What'd YOU know about it ugly?!
*Kunk emerges from the shadows, shoves Scythe aside and chomps into some frozen hot dogs*
Kunk: *talking with his mouth full of icicle meat shavings* It's what gives me my inhuman God-like mammoth strength. but SHHHHHHHH *spitting icy meat chunks all over Scythe* don't tell nobody.
Scythe : Riiiiiight.... *He wipes off the meat spittle from his face* congratulations Kunk, I didn't think someone eating frozen meat by-products could be made to lose my appetite, but somehow you managed to pull it off.
Kunk: Never underestimate the powers of the Morning Star my handsome friend. All is in the realm of possibility for "he who hath seen the light". But yeah, Pretty much no one eats this shit but me. Even the Chupacabra himself is too much of a wuss bitch to stomach his own crap, so he isn't exactly able to live off of the royalties or anything. Chupa dogs taste like..... despair. But I know how he feels, I hardly make any bank off of my merchandise either. You know they even made a Kunk toilet paper back in the day?, but it wouldn't take no shit from nobody! HA!
*scythe pinches the bridge of his nose, shaking his head*
Scythe: ugh.. That triple negative there kinda hurt my brain a little bit Kunk. I’m sure you didn’t really come here to discuss merchandising…you wanna tell me what it is that you want?
*Kunk spits out the remainder of his food onto the ground and gets serious*
Kunk: What is it that I want? Why don't YOU start by telling me what it is that YOU want: which road do you travel Scythe? You chose the sphere klown for a tag team partner in your little grudge match with the CTN, but why? You employed the services of the Onslaught when you and your cute little manager have made it perfectly clear that you don't want any part of the gang war. YOu may be against the CTN for the moment, but that doesn't mean that you're for the Onslaught. Meanwhile I can't help but notice how Warren Peace is showing quite a bit of friendly interest in your mysterious mistress - And after what happened between me and him and Belle .... well you can imagine how that wouldn't sit well with me: being the tag team partner of someone who's manager consorts (all beit ever so subtly) with my enemies. To put it simply, your wild card status disturbs me, and if there's one thing the Sphere Klown doesn't need, it's to be disturbed. "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --- I took the one less traveled by..." Which road do you travel Scythe?
{Didi’s disembodied, everywhere/nowhere voice fills the room, causing both men(?) to raise their heads suddenly.}
Didi:
[shadow=Teal,left,300]Scythe travels the road that I choose for him to take. His being & his destiny are one & the same.[/shadow]
{Kunk makes a mock-show of looking around the room, up to the ceiling & back to Scythe, who just shrugs his shoulders.}
Scythe: …Yeah, what she said…
{Didi emerges from the same darkened pantry that Kunk had been lurking in moments ago. Kunk does a double take between Didi & the pantry. Scythe takes some visible amusement from Kunk’s genuine surprise.}
Scythe: It’s a pretty neat trick, huh? I know what you’re thinking…No, she doesn’t do bar mitzvahs…
Didi: I might have know you would be devouring the concessions, Scythe… (looks to Kunk) …and I see you have a dinner guest. You have asked Scythe some questions that he would be unable to answer, Kunk. Perhaps I can provide those answers for you.
{Didi walks past Kunk & stands next to Scythe. She takes the frozen hot dog from his hand & sniffs it before taking a nibble from an end. She scrunches her face up and swallows without chewing. Didi tosses the remainder of the hot dog on the floor.}
Didi (under her breath): …they DO taste like despair… (to Scythe & Kunk) Are you two aware that there are appliances in this kitchen that could thaw those out? (composing herself) Allow me to illuminate “He Who Hath Seen the Light”… You are correct in your assumption that while we are against The Creatures of the Night, we are not FOR The Onslaught. However, The Onslaught is the lesser of two evils. The cTn is attempting to completely control OCW…The Onslaught COULD control OCW, yet does not. That is all the reason we needed to see that having a member of The Onslaught involved in the match would prevent The cTn from attempting any unseemly actions, as said actions would then risk drawing the combined ire of the entire Onslaught.
Scythe: …and I ALSO choose you because you’re pretty damn ruthless. Most of my tag partners don’t match my brutality…but you might exceed it…But the stuff Mistess Didi said is another reason.
Didi: As for the matter of Warren Peace…That is…complicated. He is very soulful, for a shorttimer. An interesting character, but hardly a need for any of your concern, Sphere Klown...It does strike me as odd, though, that you would be concerned with ME “consorting” with a member of The cTn. I doubt that you have cut off all communications with Belle since she blessed that wretched group with her talents. If YOU are concerned about my dealings with Mr. Peace…then what must your fellow Onslaught members think about your history with The Event Omega?
{Scythe cocks his head at a jaunty angle, clearly considering this for the first time.}
Didi: Scythe & I are, as you called us, Wild Cards…and we are trying to stack the deck in OCW’s favor. What we see in you, Kunk, is another wild card...a trump card, if you will.
{Didi pauses, as if awaiting a response from Kunk}
*Kunk stares at her with his blank lifeless eyes while a sickeningly enormous grin spreads slowly across his red devil painted face.*
Kunk: Trump card you say?
{Didi nods her head in agreement}
*Kunk turns his head to address Scythe*
Kunk: ...... I like her. A way with words, that one. I think the three of us just might be able to get along.
*He turns his head back to address Didi*
Kunk: So you seek to use the Immortal Sphere Klown like a mere pawn to achieve your own design? HMM-HA-HA-HA-HA-Ha! It's a rare occasion that I cross paths with a character so ...... bold, shall we say. I find it quite stimulating.
Didi: You label our honesty as boldness, Kunk. All are pawns in the grand scheme of things...why should OCW be any different?
Scythe: ...But I'd hardly call you a pawn. More of a knight or bishop...maybe a rook. Hell, can't we just use checkers references? Then I'd call you a kinged piece or something...
Kunk: Alright, I'll play your little game miss Teleute, But don't assume that I'm the sort who'll play nice. Hmmm-Ha-Ha-HA-HA!
*Kunk starts to turn and leave, but turns back*
Kunk: Oh, And as for my history with Belle....
*The camera cuts for a moment to the hall outside the concession area where a figure shrouded in a black hooded robe is shown listening to the conversation from the other side of the closed door. The camera cuts back to a shot of Didi's face. Her eyes move towards the closed door for a brief second, and she smiles*
Kunk: The Onslaught know very well that she's nothing but a has been. She was just another little stimulating playmate of mine, that ultimately couldn't go the distance. But that's not to say I didn't enjoy seeing her try.. heh-ha-ha-ha-ha
Didi (still smiling): Indeed. (her voice seemingly patronizing) A has-been playmate...Interesting...
*The camera cuts back to a close up shot of the figure outside the door. A single tear rolls down her cheek*
