No Competition (Renegade)

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Warren Peace, The Neon Alien and Honey St Clair are backstage discussing the recent run of success the Kings of Hardcore have been having.

[glow=blue,2,300]"We're sure lighting up OCW with some exciting victories in recent weeks, and it's great to go into the Pay Per View undefeated in tag team competition. However, because nobody has yet beaten us, there are no number 1 contenders for these titles and as a consequence we don't have a match! Is there anyone worthy enough to be given an opportunity to win the gold?"[/glow]

[CK One]

CK One and Stormy stop to greet them. Slapping hands and trading complimentaries.

[glow=red,2,300]CK: Hey dudes, I have an idea. Seen as there is no competition for you guys, how about a cTn showcase match? Me and Big Jase Bernetolli against you two for the Tag belts? Obviously myself and Jase will be in other matches for our respective belts. But this way the Tag belts stay with the cTn no matter what, and we get to show off our in ring abilitys. Even include Honey and Stormy as the valets. Could be a bit of fun. What do you think?[/glow]

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Warren grins when he hears his friend's suggestion.

[glow=blue,2,300]"I like it. But how about we make it even more interesting and put all the belts on the line? If you and Jason win the match, then you two become the new tag team champions. But, if we win, then whoever picks up the pin, takes home that person's belt! What do you say?"[/glow]

[CK One]

CK Lets out a loud chuckle and shakes Warren's hand.

[glow=red,2,300]CK: That my friend sounds like a plan. We'll just have to see what the rest of the card has in store for myself and big Jase. We'll probably have to run it by JC and Tate too. There might be another match on the card, a title defence no less. [/glow]
CK stops and another smile comes across his lips.

[glow=red,2,300]How about this too for a bit of fun. The person who gets pinned loses his belt. The rest keep them! so if i pin you, im a tag champ with Renegade and so on. What do you think of that big man?[/glow]

[Tristan]

The Neon Alien looks at CK, then at Warren then back and laughs....

R: You my friend are a crazy motherfucker! But you know, i like the sound of that The Neon Alien, X-Violence Champion and OCW Tag Team Champion, ha ha! You know your on!

Renegade spits on his hand and shakes CK's with it who is slightly disgusted, Renegade slaps his partner on the back and all three men stand looking pleased with themselves....

[Deathie]

{The satisfied feeling in the air is dampened as a familiar voice is heard from just out of the camera’s view.}

Scythe (off camera): GODDAMN!!! This circle jerk here is gayer than JC & Mikey on a honeymoon in Paris…

{Scythe steps onscreen & inserts himself into the huddle of cTn members. He looks at Honey & flashes a hideous grin, decaying flesh hangs from his bloodstained teeth.}

Scythe: You don’t strike me as a “f*g hag”, Bambi…How do you fit into this game of grab ass?

{Before Stormy can answer Warren Peace steps up to Scythe, standing nose to nose with him while somehow not vomiting from the odor that certainly is emitting from Scythe’s mouth.}

WP: [glow=Blue,2,300]Her name’s HON…[/glow]

Scythe (interrupting): I was getting to you, Warren. For such a thick book, you like to get right to the point, don’tcha? I could’ve sworn I heard you saying that you couldn’t seem to find any tag team contenders…Where’ve you been looking? The Maidens of Mayhem dressing room? I guess all that quality time you boys spend together has blinded you to the rest of OCW.

{Scythe starts to walk away but turns back to face them as soon as he gets outside their semicircle.}

Scythe: You guys enjoy The cTn’s current high note…Have your cute little title swapping matches. Just remember, things are in a constant state of change in OCW…It’d sure be a shame if all that newfound power were to just be suddenly pulled out from under you. (looks back to Warren Peace) I remember you saying that “The Kings of Hardcore” were qualified to be awarded the titles by virtue of being undefeated with…TWO WINS?!?! Well, it just so happens that Kunk & I are undefeated after two matches together. I’ll tell ya what…after you boys finish with your adorable little match, how about The cTn give Kunk & me a Tag Title match?

{Renegade & CK One start toward Scythe, who just grins at them. Warren Peace holds his hands up, gesturing them to hold on.}

Scythe: I see where the brains of this gathering is. Since you were so level-headed, Warren, I’ll favor you with...a poem, of course.

Said the Cat unto the Mouse,
When you're running I will hide.
will follow oh so close and
I will Trap you from Inside.
You think you're Clever, little Mouse,
and you can beat me wide and clear.
But as you scamper far from reach
I'll kill you with your Fear.
I'll stalk you little Mouse and
I will follow from behind.
But whenever you look back
It's me you'll never find.
But I'm watching little Mouse
and I know you feel me near.
As you are running through the darkness,
I alone can smell your fear.
Now your heart is beating faster,
your mind racing, going wild,
Your blood is getting colder,
I'll have you soon, My child.
And now fear burns, sudden heat,
you burst in fevered run.
Darkness seeps, from lapse of faith,
I pounce, Your life is done.

(he pauses a moment then looks disappointed by the lack of any reaction) Uuummm…you’re welcome?

{Scythe turns away & heads towards the stage, seemingly disappearing into the curtained doorway. CK One rushes through the curtain after him but instantly returns with a confused look on his face & his arms & hands in a classic “what?” position as he returns to his teammates.}

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Warren Peace grins as he turns towards CK One.

[glow=blue,2,300]"Don't let his parlour tricks get to you. Some day Scythe will have to stop hiding behind his illusions and face up to reality. And when that day comes, I will be there to shut his stinking mouth once and for all."[/glow]

The camera moves in for a close-up as Warren turns towards it before continuing.

[glow=blue,2,300]"Scythe, I want you in the ring one-on-one, next week. We'll see then who the cat, and who the mouse is then. Bring your Mistress if you will, I have a little message for her too."

"Her mother said that she couldn’t love
The physical way a woman should
Then where else could she go
Where the sisters and the fathers can’t save her soul
Send them in, see them on
If she can’t find a lover she'll fashion one
Imaginary men, like the burnt out poets in the hinterland"[/glow]