Post by Deathie on Dec 14, 2007 13:29:39 GMT -5
((This is a joint roleplay))
((Starring: (Mistress Death) Didi & Scythe, (Kaveeks) Kunk & (Tristan) Nitro))
{As OCW’s “Against All Odds” recap show displays highlights of the 30 man battle royal, your screen suddenly freezes on a shot of Renegade being eliminated. The frozen image flashes off the screen & is replaced by a familiar title…
…fading into view as the letters fade from the screen is the usual Obituary Section setup. Seated on the casket/couch are Nitro & Kunk. Didi sits on Nitro’s lap, the OCW World Title laying across her lap. Scythe stands beside the couch at Kunk’s shoulder, the two of them staring blankly at alternating points in the room. Scythe & Didi still show signs of the assaults they fell victim to at the pay per view. Didi turns her attention from the two men(?) at the far end of the couch & looks out of the screen.}
Didi: Hello, OCW. Welcome, again, to The Obituary Section. The topic for this episode is the fallout from“Against All Odds”…
Scythe (Snapping back to reality): You mean “THE cTn PRESENTS: Against All Odds”.
Didi: …Correct, Scythe…The Creatures of the Night’s extravaganza of OCW action. A celebration of their complete dominance.
Scythe: ...aannd, How’d that work out for them?
Didi: Not according to plan, it would seem. While The cTn managed to keep the majority of OCW’s championships under their control, due in large part to a cTn vs. cTn stipulation match, Scythe & Kunk emerged as the #1 contenders to the Tag Team Titles…and The Creatures of the Night do not currently possess the OCW World Championship belt. (she leans back onto Nitro, reaching back to caress the back of his head) It is now in the secure hands of this…exemplary shorttimer, Nitro.
{Nitro strokes Didi's hair.}
Nitro: Exemplary in more ways than one hey babe? (Didi leans back and kisses Nitro on the lips again) Tate and the "things that go bump in the night" couldn't stop us executing our plan and taking what should have been mine for such a long time.....(Nitro strokes both the OCW Title and Didi's back at the same time)...Tate, I win for once and you lose, buddy!
{Nitro almost spits the last word as if remembering the good times he and Tate shared. Didi half turns to him & caresses his cheek.}
Didi: You poor dear. Mr. Young’s betrayal seems to have affected you more than most others. Not to worry, Nitro…I’m sure everything will be fine now that you have EVERYTHING that you want. (turns to Kunk & Scythe) Moving on to another title…You two gentlemen are now the #1 contenders for the OCW Tag Team Titles by virtue of your impressive victory at Against All Odds. When do the two of you expect your championship match to occur?
Scythe: Well…
*Kunk interrupts him*
Kunk: .... When Tate Young grows a pair of nuts. I mean yeah they can be uncomfortable when they're impressively bulging out of your spandex, sure, But those damn English fruit fucks who cross their legs while they squat to take a piss will never know about all the wonderful advantages of having a fat healthy sack! .. , even if they are slightly disproportionate.
Didi (blinking): …Disproportionate?
Kunk: Yeah I've got one swollen humangus nut hangin' a little lower than the other... his name's Herb, but that's a tale for another day my dear.
Didi: I thank you for your restraint…
Kunk: you're welcome
Didi (seemingly becoming frustrated): Your testicles aside…
*Kunk ignores her attempt to change the subject, and changes it himself while looking at the title laying across her lap*
Kunk: (addressing Nitro) You know that's a handsome lookin' new belt you've got there... Champ.
Nitro: Yeah I think it looks good on...
Kunk: (cutting him off) I don't think I have to tell you exactly what that belt stands for, considering the caliber of the men who've held it in the past. NOt least of whom being the very first and some would say greatest OCW World Champion: Me.
*Nitro frowns at Kunk wondering what he's getting at*
Nitro: Look Kunk, I know damn well who you are!
Kunk: (Kunk cuts him off once again, this time with a little laughter in his voice) I'm sure that you think you do. Foolish people tend to think that they know many things that they of course do not.
*Now Nitro gets flustered, he moves Didi off his lap and stands up confronting Kunk*
Nitro: What did you just say!?
*Kunk looks him right in the eyes while remaining seated*
Kunk: I'd say that winning the prestigeous OCW Title by interference is a rather foolish reason to be so blatantly pleased with one self wouldn't you? Hmm-ha-ha... but don't get mad, spanky, "I have great faith in fools, self confidence my friends call it!!" BWAA-HA-HA! I'll bet that Edgar Allen Poe quote didn't get past you did it Didi? You could pull a Poe quote outa yer ass at the drop of a dime eh?
*Didi stands up and gets between the two in an effort to calm Nitro down* {after calming Nitro with her hand, Didi turns to Kunk}
Didi: …"and then, among other oddities, we had a patient, once upon a time, who very pertinaciously maintained himself to be a Cordova cheese, and went about, with a knife in his hand, soliciting his friends to try a small slice from the middle of his leg."…yes, Kunk…Mr. Poe had a beautiful command of the English language. (she glances back to Nitro, smiling deviously before turning back to Kunk) Since you are in such a talkative mood, Kunk, this would seem an opportune time to ask you about The Onslaught…What has been their reaction to you affiliating yourself with “wild cards” like Nitro, Scythe & myself?
{Nitro sits back down & Didi hops back on his lap, wriggling to get comfortable again.}
Kunk: The opinion of the Onslaught is quite frankly none of your concern. All you need to know is that for now the Sphere Klown is a willing participant in this little game of yours, and that is enough.
Didi: I see. We seem to have found a subject that you are UNWILLING to discuss. It seems to be a reasonable enough question, given the interview setting…
Kunk: When you can look into the seeds of time and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then to me of the Onslaught. There are things in this world that I'd venture to say even you miss didi, have no knowledge of. Not many things to be sure, but some.
Didi: What is the fun of existence without mysteries, Kunk? I will respect your right to your own.
{Didi leans back onto Nitro, draping his arm over her left shoulder as she looks out of the screen.}
Didi: That is all of the time that we have for this edition of The Obituary Section. I would like to thank Kunk for his…”insights”…and Nitro for having such a comfortable lap.
Scythe (rolling his eyes): ooh ooh. Can I try it next?
Didi: We will return you to your regularly scheduled programming now, OCW. See you soon…
{Didi turns her head to Nitro, kissing him while playing with his ponytail. Kunk leans to Scythe & mutters something that elicits howling laughter from Scythe as the camera fades.}
((ooc))
((Many thanks to Tristan & Kaveeks for their help with this promo. THANKS GUYS!!!))
((Starring: (Mistress Death) Didi & Scythe, (Kaveeks) Kunk & (Tristan) Nitro))
{As OCW’s “Against All Odds” recap show displays highlights of the 30 man battle royal, your screen suddenly freezes on a shot of Renegade being eliminated. The frozen image flashes off the screen & is replaced by a familiar title…
…fading into view as the letters fade from the screen is the usual Obituary Section setup. Seated on the casket/couch are Nitro & Kunk. Didi sits on Nitro’s lap, the OCW World Title laying across her lap. Scythe stands beside the couch at Kunk’s shoulder, the two of them staring blankly at alternating points in the room. Scythe & Didi still show signs of the assaults they fell victim to at the pay per view. Didi turns her attention from the two men(?) at the far end of the couch & looks out of the screen.}
Didi: Hello, OCW. Welcome, again, to The Obituary Section. The topic for this episode is the fallout from“Against All Odds”…
Scythe (Snapping back to reality): You mean “THE cTn PRESENTS: Against All Odds”.
Didi: …Correct, Scythe…The Creatures of the Night’s extravaganza of OCW action. A celebration of their complete dominance.
Scythe: ...aannd, How’d that work out for them?
Didi: Not according to plan, it would seem. While The cTn managed to keep the majority of OCW’s championships under their control, due in large part to a cTn vs. cTn stipulation match, Scythe & Kunk emerged as the #1 contenders to the Tag Team Titles…and The Creatures of the Night do not currently possess the OCW World Championship belt. (she leans back onto Nitro, reaching back to caress the back of his head) It is now in the secure hands of this…exemplary shorttimer, Nitro.
{Nitro strokes Didi's hair.}
Nitro: Exemplary in more ways than one hey babe? (Didi leans back and kisses Nitro on the lips again) Tate and the "things that go bump in the night" couldn't stop us executing our plan and taking what should have been mine for such a long time.....(Nitro strokes both the OCW Title and Didi's back at the same time)...Tate, I win for once and you lose, buddy!
{Nitro almost spits the last word as if remembering the good times he and Tate shared. Didi half turns to him & caresses his cheek.}
Didi: You poor dear. Mr. Young’s betrayal seems to have affected you more than most others. Not to worry, Nitro…I’m sure everything will be fine now that you have EVERYTHING that you want. (turns to Kunk & Scythe) Moving on to another title…You two gentlemen are now the #1 contenders for the OCW Tag Team Titles by virtue of your impressive victory at Against All Odds. When do the two of you expect your championship match to occur?
Scythe: Well…
*Kunk interrupts him*
Kunk: .... When Tate Young grows a pair of nuts. I mean yeah they can be uncomfortable when they're impressively bulging out of your spandex, sure, But those damn English fruit fucks who cross their legs while they squat to take a piss will never know about all the wonderful advantages of having a fat healthy sack! .. , even if they are slightly disproportionate.
Didi (blinking): …Disproportionate?
Kunk: Yeah I've got one swollen humangus nut hangin' a little lower than the other... his name's Herb, but that's a tale for another day my dear.
Didi: I thank you for your restraint…
Kunk: you're welcome
Didi (seemingly becoming frustrated): Your testicles aside…
*Kunk ignores her attempt to change the subject, and changes it himself while looking at the title laying across her lap*
Kunk: (addressing Nitro) You know that's a handsome lookin' new belt you've got there... Champ.
Nitro: Yeah I think it looks good on...
Kunk: (cutting him off) I don't think I have to tell you exactly what that belt stands for, considering the caliber of the men who've held it in the past. NOt least of whom being the very first and some would say greatest OCW World Champion: Me.
*Nitro frowns at Kunk wondering what he's getting at*
Nitro: Look Kunk, I know damn well who you are!
Kunk: (Kunk cuts him off once again, this time with a little laughter in his voice) I'm sure that you think you do. Foolish people tend to think that they know many things that they of course do not.
*Now Nitro gets flustered, he moves Didi off his lap and stands up confronting Kunk*
Nitro: What did you just say!?
*Kunk looks him right in the eyes while remaining seated*
Kunk: I'd say that winning the prestigeous OCW Title by interference is a rather foolish reason to be so blatantly pleased with one self wouldn't you? Hmm-ha-ha... but don't get mad, spanky, "I have great faith in fools, self confidence my friends call it!!" BWAA-HA-HA! I'll bet that Edgar Allen Poe quote didn't get past you did it Didi? You could pull a Poe quote outa yer ass at the drop of a dime eh?
*Didi stands up and gets between the two in an effort to calm Nitro down* {after calming Nitro with her hand, Didi turns to Kunk}
Didi: …"and then, among other oddities, we had a patient, once upon a time, who very pertinaciously maintained himself to be a Cordova cheese, and went about, with a knife in his hand, soliciting his friends to try a small slice from the middle of his leg."…yes, Kunk…Mr. Poe had a beautiful command of the English language. (she glances back to Nitro, smiling deviously before turning back to Kunk) Since you are in such a talkative mood, Kunk, this would seem an opportune time to ask you about The Onslaught…What has been their reaction to you affiliating yourself with “wild cards” like Nitro, Scythe & myself?
{Nitro sits back down & Didi hops back on his lap, wriggling to get comfortable again.}
Kunk: The opinion of the Onslaught is quite frankly none of your concern. All you need to know is that for now the Sphere Klown is a willing participant in this little game of yours, and that is enough.
Didi: I see. We seem to have found a subject that you are UNWILLING to discuss. It seems to be a reasonable enough question, given the interview setting…
Kunk: When you can look into the seeds of time and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then to me of the Onslaught. There are things in this world that I'd venture to say even you miss didi, have no knowledge of. Not many things to be sure, but some.
Didi: What is the fun of existence without mysteries, Kunk? I will respect your right to your own.
{Didi leans back onto Nitro, draping his arm over her left shoulder as she looks out of the screen.}
Didi: That is all of the time that we have for this edition of The Obituary Section. I would like to thank Kunk for his…”insights”…and Nitro for having such a comfortable lap.
Scythe (rolling his eyes): ooh ooh. Can I try it next?
Didi: We will return you to your regularly scheduled programming now, OCW. See you soon…
{Didi turns her head to Nitro, kissing him while playing with his ponytail. Kunk leans to Scythe & mutters something that elicits howling laughter from Scythe as the camera fades.}
((ooc))
((Many thanks to Tristan & Kaveeks for their help with this promo. THANKS GUYS!!!))
