Post by Phenomenal AJ Riles on Dec 15, 2007 2:49:39 GMT -5
The camera faded in to what could only be described as a gigantic eye in the lens. The eye looked around for a moment, as a female voice called out. "Riley, get away from that!" Riley pulled his head away from the camera, revealing Kim Bailleaux and Justin Case behind him, standing, and staring, almost embarassed. Riley turned around and looked at Justin Case, then pulled out a sharpie from his pocket, trying to line him up. After a moment, Riley proceeded to draw a handlebar mustache on the camera lens. Though, it ended up closer to Justin's chest than his face.
"Does he always act like this?" Justin asked.
"A lot of the time, yes..." Kim groaned, rubbing her temples as Riley walked over and stood between Justin and Kim.
"Riley Taylor, you're slated to face off with Black Moon at the next show. What are your thoughts on that?" Justin asked.
"Black Moon...he's the...the one that looks kinda like a gimp, right?" Riley asked.
"I...suppose you could..." Justin began.
"Well, he scares the piss outta me!" Riley interrupted. "I mean...the S&M gear is creepy enough, but then, the SIZE of that guy...it's just...JESUS!"
"Oh...kay..." Justin muttered. "Uh, Kim, was it?"
"Yeah, Kim Bailleaux." Kim nodded.
"What kind of name is that?" Justin asked.
"It's Cajun." Kim answered, matter-of-factly.
"Really? Anyway, could you fill in the OCW fans as to what the nature of your relationship with Riley is?" Justin asked.
"Well, truth be told, we've known each other for a few years. We broke into the business together, and I was his manager. I've been by his side for all the bad, and all the good. We were...an item, for a while, but..." Kim began, as Riley stood and approached the camera again, readying his sharpie. "...I feel more like a babysitter, than an ex." With that, Riley proceeded to write "PMS" on the lens, followed by an arrow pointing at Kim. The writing, however, came out backwards to the cameraman. "Riley, stop playing with that!" Kim stood, approached Riley, grabbed him by the wrist, and dragged him back to the interview.
"Are we done, here? Scrubs is gonna start in about twenty minutes..." Riley muttered.
"You know what? Yeah, I think we're done." Justin nodded.
(Fade, or tag, if anybody feels like keeping it going.)
"Does he always act like this?" Justin asked.
"A lot of the time, yes..." Kim groaned, rubbing her temples as Riley walked over and stood between Justin and Kim.
"Riley Taylor, you're slated to face off with Black Moon at the next show. What are your thoughts on that?" Justin asked.
"Black Moon...he's the...the one that looks kinda like a gimp, right?" Riley asked.
"I...suppose you could..." Justin began.
"Well, he scares the piss outta me!" Riley interrupted. "I mean...the S&M gear is creepy enough, but then, the SIZE of that guy...it's just...JESUS!"
"Oh...kay..." Justin muttered. "Uh, Kim, was it?"
"Yeah, Kim Bailleaux." Kim nodded.
"What kind of name is that?" Justin asked.
"It's Cajun." Kim answered, matter-of-factly.
"Really? Anyway, could you fill in the OCW fans as to what the nature of your relationship with Riley is?" Justin asked.
"Well, truth be told, we've known each other for a few years. We broke into the business together, and I was his manager. I've been by his side for all the bad, and all the good. We were...an item, for a while, but..." Kim began, as Riley stood and approached the camera again, readying his sharpie. "...I feel more like a babysitter, than an ex." With that, Riley proceeded to write "PMS" on the lens, followed by an arrow pointing at Kim. The writing, however, came out backwards to the cameraman. "Riley, stop playing with that!" Kim stood, approached Riley, grabbed him by the wrist, and dragged him back to the interview.
"Are we done, here? Scrubs is gonna start in about twenty minutes..." Riley muttered.
"You know what? Yeah, I think we're done." Justin nodded.
(Fade, or tag, if anybody feels like keeping it going.)
