Post by Deathie on Dec 20, 2007 23:54:39 GMT -5
{As a promo/hype show for Overdrive concludes, your screen cuts to Scythe sitting on the casket/couch on The Obituary Section set. In the foreground is a television set, which Scythe stares at intently. Screams & moans of pain & ecstasy can be heard coming from the TV.}
Female voice (from the TV): OH SHIT! YES!!! OH!…OH!…GOD…YES!!…
{Behind Scythe, Didi comes into view. She stands behind him & looks at the television. Raising an eyebrow, Didi glances down at Scythe & back to the Television.}
Didi (still staring at the TV): Scythe…What reason could you have for watching pornographic videos…IN HERE?
FV(TV): OH FUCK!!! OH!…OH!…OHMYGOD!!...OW!!…
Scythe: Well…It’s SUPPOSED to be research…
Male Voice (from the TV): You like that shit? Tell me…
Didi (Shaking her head but still staring at the screen): I think I know where you’re going with this, Scythe…but for posterity’s sake, please explain how sexually explicit viewing material is supposed to qualify as “research”.
Scythe: Ok…It seems that your buddy from Poetry Corner managed to once again become a Tag Team Champion while not even competing for it…Apparently Warren Peace is still reaping the full benefits of his cTn club card.
FV(TV): OH!…OH!!…GODdaaamn!…OH!…
Didi: Indeed, he is a Two Time Paper Champion. His title reigns are the very definition of why The Creatures of the Night need to be eradicated… (glancing back at the TV) But; get to the porno, Scythe …
MV(TV): Yeah…Take all of thi…
Scythe (turning to look at her): Well, since Warren is back with Renegade, I thought I might wanna brush up on them…So I order this DVD… (holds up a DVD case) …”Kings of Hardcore”, they call it. So I slap it in…& let me tell ya, I haven’t seen Warren OR Renegade yet on this thing…Though one of these guys looked a little like Black Moon…or maybe it was just the mask…Anyway; from what I’ve seen, Nitro & YOU should be “The Kings of Hardcore”…
MV(TV): Yeah…just like that…
FV(TV): OH!!!…unh…OH!!!…hunh…OWW!!…unh…
Didi (snapping away from the TV to look at Scythe): …AND just WHAT is it that you have SEEN, Scythe? (looking back at the TV) Certainly nothing like… (raising an eyebrow) …THAT… Nitro & I haven’t done…THAT! …yet…
MV(TV): OH yeah…That’s what I’m…
Scythe: No…but some of the stuff… (shaking his head rapidly) …ANYWAY…Needles to say, this video tells me, literally, DICK about Renegade & Warren…Yet I can’t seem to stop watching it. I has a sadism to it that is actually sorta riveting…Well, that’s my excuse, anyhow.
FV(TV): OH!!!…OH GOD!…I want you to…
Didi: Fair enough, Scythe…But don’t overlook The Kings of Hardcore that you will ACTUALLY face in the ring. Perhaps you should go find Kunk…or…go…somewhere. I would like to view more of your accidental purchase…in private.
FV(TV): OH!!!…SHIT!…PLEASE!…I want…
{Scythe sighs before rising from his seat. As he walks off camera, Didi walks around the casket/couch & sits down, still staring at the television.}
Didi: …oh, and Scythe?
MV(TV): Oh shit, baby…here I…
Scythe (from off camera): Yes, Mistress?
Didi: If you should happen across Nitro…please tell him that I would like to see him…IMMEDIATELY.
FV(TV): OH!!!...OH!!!...OHhhhhh!
MV(TV): AHHHH!!! YEAH!!!
{Didi stares wide eyed into the television, a devious grin spreading across her face as your screen fades to a commercial for replica OCW Championship belts.}
Female voice (from the TV): OH SHIT! YES!!! OH!…OH!…GOD…YES!!…
{Behind Scythe, Didi comes into view. She stands behind him & looks at the television. Raising an eyebrow, Didi glances down at Scythe & back to the Television.}
Didi (still staring at the TV): Scythe…What reason could you have for watching pornographic videos…IN HERE?
FV(TV): OH FUCK!!! OH!…OH!…OHMYGOD!!...OW!!…
Scythe: Well…It’s SUPPOSED to be research…
Male Voice (from the TV): You like that shit? Tell me…
Didi (Shaking her head but still staring at the screen): I think I know where you’re going with this, Scythe…but for posterity’s sake, please explain how sexually explicit viewing material is supposed to qualify as “research”.
Scythe: Ok…It seems that your buddy from Poetry Corner managed to once again become a Tag Team Champion while not even competing for it…Apparently Warren Peace is still reaping the full benefits of his cTn club card.
FV(TV): OH!…OH!!…GODdaaamn!…OH!…
Didi: Indeed, he is a Two Time Paper Champion. His title reigns are the very definition of why The Creatures of the Night need to be eradicated… (glancing back at the TV) But; get to the porno, Scythe …
MV(TV): Yeah…Take all of thi…
Scythe (turning to look at her): Well, since Warren is back with Renegade, I thought I might wanna brush up on them…So I order this DVD… (holds up a DVD case) …”Kings of Hardcore”, they call it. So I slap it in…& let me tell ya, I haven’t seen Warren OR Renegade yet on this thing…Though one of these guys looked a little like Black Moon…or maybe it was just the mask…Anyway; from what I’ve seen, Nitro & YOU should be “The Kings of Hardcore”…
MV(TV): Yeah…just like that…
FV(TV): OH!!!…unh…OH!!!…hunh…OWW!!…unh…
Didi (snapping away from the TV to look at Scythe): …AND just WHAT is it that you have SEEN, Scythe? (looking back at the TV) Certainly nothing like… (raising an eyebrow) …THAT… Nitro & I haven’t done…THAT! …yet…
MV(TV): OH yeah…That’s what I’m…
Scythe: No…but some of the stuff… (shaking his head rapidly) …ANYWAY…Needles to say, this video tells me, literally, DICK about Renegade & Warren…Yet I can’t seem to stop watching it. I has a sadism to it that is actually sorta riveting…Well, that’s my excuse, anyhow.
FV(TV): OH!!!…OH GOD!…I want you to…
Didi: Fair enough, Scythe…But don’t overlook The Kings of Hardcore that you will ACTUALLY face in the ring. Perhaps you should go find Kunk…or…go…somewhere. I would like to view more of your accidental purchase…in private.
FV(TV): OH!!!…SHIT!…PLEASE!…I want…
{Scythe sighs before rising from his seat. As he walks off camera, Didi walks around the casket/couch & sits down, still staring at the television.}
Didi: …oh, and Scythe?
MV(TV): Oh shit, baby…here I…
Scythe (from off camera): Yes, Mistress?
Didi: If you should happen across Nitro…please tell him that I would like to see him…IMMEDIATELY.
FV(TV): OH!!!...OH!!!...OHhhhhh!
MV(TV): AHHHH!!! YEAH!!!
{Didi stares wide eyed into the television, a devious grin spreading across her face as your screen fades to a commercial for replica OCW Championship belts.}
