Post by Phenomenal AJ Riles on Dec 21, 2007 1:02:35 GMT -5
As the cameras faded back in from a Sharpie commercial during the break, two illustrations appeared on the screen, one, a smeared handlebar mustache, and the other, three illegible letters accompanied by an arrow. The camera then panned down from what could only be described as a shelf containing an OCW fanboy's wet dream (replicas of all the title past and present, action figures, the works), as Riley Taylor and Kim Bailleaux came into view. "Y'know, I've been here a little over a month, and I'm starting to notice a pattern, here..." Riley muttered, as Kim rolled her eyes and heaved a sigh.
"And what might that be?" Kim asked, honestly not caring.
"Well, I started off against Big Man, right? My second match was, uh...whuzzis face...?" Riley began.
"Sorrow?" Kim asked.
"No, not the guy from Metal Gear Solid 3, the guy that works here..." Riley answered.
"Sorrow." Kim repeated.
"No, that's not--! Anyway! I fought whuzzis face, then Aaron two more times, right? Last week, I faced Mr. Gimp, and at Overdrive, they're pitting me against Dragune." Riley explained.
"I suppose he'll have a new nickname after the match then, huh?" Kim asked.
"Probably." Riley shrugged, turning around, dramatically. "Anyway, as I was saying, I think management's seen what I can do, and I'll betcha Tate Young's afraid of me stompin' out the Creatures of the Night, single-handedly!"
"You are a lost cause, aren't you...?" Kim muttered, as one of the items on the shelf slid off and crashed onto her head. "Ow!" She yelped, as Riley continued.
"Of course, that's why I keep facing people that're roughly seven times my size! That must be it!" Riley announced, striking a pose as though he'd just won on Jeopardy!
"You are SO far gone..." Kim muttered, tossing the action figure, which was, oddly enough, Dragune, back onto the shelf. "Look, Riley, you haven't even been in the main even scene for the better part of two years, why the Creatures would view you as a threat, I have no idea. You're probably just getting leftovers..."
"Leftovers, eh...?" Riley muttered, as Kim pressed against the wall, hearing a sliding on the shelf above. The stockpile of merchandise slid off of the shelf and crashed on top of Riley, as he fell to the ground with the various items piled up on top of him, the Dragune action figure at the very top.
(As usual, fade, or tag if anybody feels up to it.)
"And what might that be?" Kim asked, honestly not caring.
"Well, I started off against Big Man, right? My second match was, uh...whuzzis face...?" Riley began.
"Sorrow?" Kim asked.
"No, not the guy from Metal Gear Solid 3, the guy that works here..." Riley answered.
"Sorrow." Kim repeated.
"No, that's not--! Anyway! I fought whuzzis face, then Aaron two more times, right? Last week, I faced Mr. Gimp, and at Overdrive, they're pitting me against Dragune." Riley explained.
"I suppose he'll have a new nickname after the match then, huh?" Kim asked.
"Probably." Riley shrugged, turning around, dramatically. "Anyway, as I was saying, I think management's seen what I can do, and I'll betcha Tate Young's afraid of me stompin' out the Creatures of the Night, single-handedly!"
"You are a lost cause, aren't you...?" Kim muttered, as one of the items on the shelf slid off and crashed onto her head. "Ow!" She yelped, as Riley continued.
"Of course, that's why I keep facing people that're roughly seven times my size! That must be it!" Riley announced, striking a pose as though he'd just won on Jeopardy!
"You are SO far gone..." Kim muttered, tossing the action figure, which was, oddly enough, Dragune, back onto the shelf. "Look, Riley, you haven't even been in the main even scene for the better part of two years, why the Creatures would view you as a threat, I have no idea. You're probably just getting leftovers..."
"Leftovers, eh...?" Riley muttered, as Kim pressed against the wall, hearing a sliding on the shelf above. The stockpile of merchandise slid off of the shelf and crashed on top of Riley, as he fell to the ground with the various items piled up on top of him, the Dragune action figure at the very top.
(As usual, fade, or tag if anybody feels up to it.)
