Post by McDanno on Nov 17, 2006 10:12:19 GMT -5
The camera fades in on Johnny Grey sitting inside his locker room. He doesn't seem to interested in the fact that Justin Case just entered the room. Justin sits beside him with a microphone and begins speaking
Case: Johnny, the pipes the pipes are callin. Any word for the pipes?
Johnny Grey: What the fuck are you babbling about? Is that even a question?
Case: Yes Johnny, Yes it is. The question is with the upcoming of your rival in the Urban Legends, The Neon Alien Renegade, whats your thoughts on it?
Johnny Grey sits there and ignores him
Justin Case: Uhh, Johnny?
Johnny Grey: Exactly Hugh. Exactly. The Rage thinks he's pullin some big stunt by bringing in Renegade to the Urban Legends when all he's gonna do is slow him down. Renegade isn't ready for that type of committment and he never will be. The Rage, is like a drug, you hang around it for a while it gets ya hyped, but in the end, you're only wasting your god damn time! The Rage is a coward, the Rage is a fake, he is someone who believes in his own hype meanwhile, look at the facts. What have the Urban Legends done under The Rage's rule? Has Pain gotten any title shots? Has Renegade even won a match? The only thing going for the entire group is the Coffin Puppets holding onto The Tag Team titles which isn't going to last much longer.
Justin Case: Are you challenging the Coffin Puppets to a tag team title match?
Johnny Grey: I'm not laying down anything. I just know, just like the Establishment did, once you got something going for you, The Rage will find a way to suck the thunder right out from underneath you. You guys actually think he's hanging around you because he likes your talent? You're all foolish. The Rage, every year brings up a brand new set of stablemen saying they're the cream of the crop, but in the end, they end up where I did. Stolen thunder, no confidence, and just beaten down to feeling lower than anyone. The Rage calls himself your friend, meanwhile he's just a fiend for your heat and your ratings. Urban Legends, learn the easy way from those who have experienced it, The Rage is not a friend, He is a cancer, he's a disease thats going to eat away at your very image and when you finally realize whats actually going on...its too late. The damage has been done, and the only way to rectify what you've done is to break away, find your own self, or a band of brothers like Vince Taylor, Adam Riley, Monn Joogra and Xavier. Together, we stand tall, together we support one another, not with the facade that the Rage walks around with.
Justin Case: Aren't you frightened of the Rage Johnny Grey?
Johnny Grey: Frightened? Money talks my man.
Justin Case: what are you saying? the Rage paid you to be fearful of him?
Johnny Grey: Hell no you idiot. OCW itself paid me to be fearful of The Rage. Let him get his gas back, until I finally realized like a burning candle, the gas is gone and its never coming back. The Rage is an old man now, its time for you to hang up the trunks and retire. You've lost your touch on everything, even talent. Tonight at Adrenaline, Case. I'm going to show you exactly what I mean. Cause when it comes down the pin and who's underneath it, its not going to be Suck This no way, its going to be The Urban Legend, and where will you find his tag partner? Cowering in the sidelines, afraid to set foot into the ring to even break the pin. And it'll all be over just like that, 1...2...3. Bring it Legends, Cause this Urban Legend is going to be proven as a hoax.
Johnny Grey gets up and just exits the locker room leaving Case there to close out the interview
Case: Well, there you have it folks, he's ready for the match tonight, lets see whats in store for the Urban Legends and Suck This!
The camera cuts off
Cameraman: Great, I loved it!
Case: No no, we'll edit that last part out..
Cameraman: Yeah, thats what I meant.
Case: Johnny, the pipes the pipes are callin. Any word for the pipes?
Johnny Grey: What the fuck are you babbling about? Is that even a question?
Case: Yes Johnny, Yes it is. The question is with the upcoming of your rival in the Urban Legends, The Neon Alien Renegade, whats your thoughts on it?
Johnny Grey sits there and ignores him
Justin Case: Uhh, Johnny?
Johnny Grey: Exactly Hugh. Exactly. The Rage thinks he's pullin some big stunt by bringing in Renegade to the Urban Legends when all he's gonna do is slow him down. Renegade isn't ready for that type of committment and he never will be. The Rage, is like a drug, you hang around it for a while it gets ya hyped, but in the end, you're only wasting your god damn time! The Rage is a coward, the Rage is a fake, he is someone who believes in his own hype meanwhile, look at the facts. What have the Urban Legends done under The Rage's rule? Has Pain gotten any title shots? Has Renegade even won a match? The only thing going for the entire group is the Coffin Puppets holding onto The Tag Team titles which isn't going to last much longer.
Justin Case: Are you challenging the Coffin Puppets to a tag team title match?
Johnny Grey: I'm not laying down anything. I just know, just like the Establishment did, once you got something going for you, The Rage will find a way to suck the thunder right out from underneath you. You guys actually think he's hanging around you because he likes your talent? You're all foolish. The Rage, every year brings up a brand new set of stablemen saying they're the cream of the crop, but in the end, they end up where I did. Stolen thunder, no confidence, and just beaten down to feeling lower than anyone. The Rage calls himself your friend, meanwhile he's just a fiend for your heat and your ratings. Urban Legends, learn the easy way from those who have experienced it, The Rage is not a friend, He is a cancer, he's a disease thats going to eat away at your very image and when you finally realize whats actually going on...its too late. The damage has been done, and the only way to rectify what you've done is to break away, find your own self, or a band of brothers like Vince Taylor, Adam Riley, Monn Joogra and Xavier. Together, we stand tall, together we support one another, not with the facade that the Rage walks around with.
Justin Case: Aren't you frightened of the Rage Johnny Grey?
Johnny Grey: Frightened? Money talks my man.
Justin Case: what are you saying? the Rage paid you to be fearful of him?
Johnny Grey: Hell no you idiot. OCW itself paid me to be fearful of The Rage. Let him get his gas back, until I finally realized like a burning candle, the gas is gone and its never coming back. The Rage is an old man now, its time for you to hang up the trunks and retire. You've lost your touch on everything, even talent. Tonight at Adrenaline, Case. I'm going to show you exactly what I mean. Cause when it comes down the pin and who's underneath it, its not going to be Suck This no way, its going to be The Urban Legend, and where will you find his tag partner? Cowering in the sidelines, afraid to set foot into the ring to even break the pin. And it'll all be over just like that, 1...2...3. Bring it Legends, Cause this Urban Legend is going to be proven as a hoax.
Johnny Grey gets up and just exits the locker room leaving Case there to close out the interview
Case: Well, there you have it folks, he's ready for the match tonight, lets see whats in store for the Urban Legends and Suck This!
The camera cuts off
Cameraman: Great, I loved it!
Case: No no, we'll edit that last part out..
Cameraman: Yeah, thats what I meant.
