Re-grouping...

[Shandy]

The camera cuts into Vince Taylor's office. Vince is sitting at his desk as usual. Behind him there's Honey St. Claire standing. On the other side of the table is Xavier in his usual golden suit.

Vince: "It looks as if this brilliant group, Johnny Grey and Adam Riley tried to start in a rather sad attempt to get back at Callous, went down before it even started... Again it was mostly me, Vince Taylor, the In-Vince-ible one, that had to carry all the weight. And I've done well...

But I'm not here to talk about me and my accomplishments now... I called you for this meeting because I think it's time to re-group. Grey and Riley have disappeared... And there is a new year ahead of us. A year that will bring even more greatness for us.
And I'm proud to present to you, Xavier and you, Honey, the latest OCW signing. Actually it's someone, who will exclusively work for ME. Someone, who will give us even more power... Come in..."[/color]

With that we hear a door open and someone enters the room off camera. Xavier turns around and his eyes go wide. Vince has a satisfied smile on his face as the camera fades out.

[Vice City Juggalo]

When the camera comes back in Vince and Xavier are shaking hands with huge smiles on their faces. Suddenly the both look towards the door as it flies open. In struts none other than....


"The Rage" Sean Callous!

He points and nods then look sback down the hall shouting..

"The Rage" Sean Callous:"Ah ha ! See I was right bitch! Yeah it is! Come down here and look then if you dont believe me. I told you it wasnt Pain clogging up the bathroom."

Sean stumbles in slightly and shoots a fingergun at Xavier, Vince, and Honey. He spins on his heel and looks at the new guy. His eyes go up. His eyes go down. He scratches his chin.

"The Rage" Sean Callous:" Dont I know you...? Hmm naw.."

( turning back to Vince....)
Ah I bet you are wondering. What the fuck is the greatest name in sports entertainment doing in my posh overly decorated cubby hole? Well I'll tell you Vance. Listen up Xzibit. You too Homie. Nice rack...
Anyways. So see Chupa and I we were walking down the hallway and he said 'what is that awful smell?' He shrugged it off to Pain lodging a brown complaint with the porcelin return office. Thats when I stopped him. See if you know anything about "The Rage" Sean Callous it is I like to give credit where credit is do.

Now seeing that the stench was so foul that it only peeled the skin off in layers, not made the eyes water, I knew that Monn Joogra wasnt around. But since it reeked of shit piled 6 foot high in two stacks wrapped in a sardine clambake of 5'2, 2 foot on her knees.... I knew it could only be the attendants of this room. Cause seriously no one smells worse than you three. And in case you werent following ... Xavier, get off your knees some. The rugburn is making the fans sick."

Vince:"Get the hell out of here. Now I mean it. You may have all the prestige and history but I am the man this year. I have owned this title. I am the World Champion! And you will never be this rich!"

"The Rage" spings like a cat and slides across the desk and almost kicks Xavier back out of his seat. Kneeling inthe face of the champ he gets nose to nose.

"The Rage" Sean Callous:"Lets get one thing straight placeholder. You are holding MY belt. I gave that belt up. No one beat me for that belt this year. So if you want to be technical... I am two times undefeated OCW Champion. So... Placeholder.... I just wanted to let you know.... I am coming to take back, what you are keeping warm, and Im not talking about Honey's goopot because ... I already had that. Im talking about my World Heavyweight championship. You think you are in Vince ible? Well you have never had to cross this Urban Legend. Here is advance notice."

"The Rage" leans forward and places a black lipped kiss on Vines forehead. The champ throws his arms around as Callous leaps up and off the desk. Xavier leans back to get out of the way and topples over...

As he leaves Sean Callous can be heard screaming down the hall...

"The Rage" Sean Callous:" Get Mikey dressed up in that goat costume big boy! Dont give me that you dont do that shit anymore! You can take the mask off but you still fucked goats! I won the fucking bet!!!"

[Shandy]

Vince jumps out of his chair with an angry face as Xavier slowly gets back onto his feet. Honey still has an anxious look on her face. Vince slams his fist onto his desk.

Vince: "He dares to come in here!!! I don't believe it! Who does he think he is??? And who does he think he is talking too??? Xavier get on your feet... *Vince turns towards the man, who is still off camera*

See, that's why I had to find you. You're needed around here. And I think you are the man to take care of a lot of things around here..."[/color]

Vince still looks angry as the camera fades out again.

[The Chupster]

The camera cuts back to Vince as a ruckus is heard off-camera. The camera swings around just in time to see a figure get shoved back off-camera by Adam Riley! Johnny Grey stumbles in and together, they each throw an arm drunkenly over Vince's shoulders.

Riley: ShhhhHEY!!! VINSH!!!

Grey (eye closed, howling): IN-VINSHIBLE!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!

Riley (unsteadily attempting to look Vince in the eye and poking him in the chest): Vinsh, we were backshtage an' we heard what you were shayin'.

Grey: Yeah, we heard.

Riley: With our EARS!

Grey: An' we're HURT!

Riley: We din't abandon ya, m'man, we jush been shelebratin' winnin' the tag titlesh!

Grey (holding up a regular braided leather belt): WOO HOO!!!!! We're the Tag Champsh!!!

Riley: An' a'ter a few weeksh'a drinkin'...

Grey: An' fightin'...

Riley: An' shcrewin'...

Grey (turning to Honey, trying to look smooth): Hey, how you doin'? Wanna bang a champ?

Riley: We're back an' READY TO PARTY!

Riley and Grey grin big, stupid, sloppy drunk grins at Vince, who is clearly pissed off.

Riley (dropping the smile): Figuratively shpeakin', a' course.

Grey (looking off-camera and squinting): Hey, don' I know you?

Riley: Sho what'sh the shkinny, what're we... urp...

Riley bends over and pukes uncontrollably on Vince's $500 Gucci loafers.



Grey sees Riley and tries to hold it back, but heaves and Wangs Chung all over the back of Adam's head, splashing it all over Vince's $125 Ralph Lauren polo shirt.



Riley collapses on the floor, ass up. Vince explodes, grabbing the still-heaving Johnny by the back of the shirt and kicking him repeatedly in the central crotch area. Grey barfs out a fresh coat and falls to his knees, then passes out on Adam's ass.

Vince looks off-camera.

Vince: You see what I have to put up with?

[Shandy]

ROTFL! That was great!

[Tristan]

OOC: You guys are classic!! ROTFL!!! See this is the stuff i came to OCW for!! LOL