Post by WHIP on Apr 18, 2006 19:50:13 GMT -5
Chance Ramsey is sitting in a downtown bar drowning his sorrows after losing the US Title he so proudly held. Just then a hot-looking blond chick sits next to him.
Lady friend: " Excuse me, aren't you Chance Ramsey, the wrestler?"
Chance downs another Red Bull/Jagermeister drink & looks at her.
Chance: " Yea, whadda ya want?"
Lady Friend: " Well, I'm a huge fan of yours & so is my friend. We were at Adrenalin tonight & saw your match."
Chance:" Great for you." He drinks another one. " Yo Bardude, keep 'em coming!" Three more drinks immediately slide down the bar & are stopped by Butch.
Lady Friend: " Ummm, we had two questions for you Chance."
Just then an equally smokin' brunette comes up & sits on the other side of Chance.
Lady Friend: " This is my other friend. Her name is Samantha. Mine is Tammy."
Chance now has his curosity peaked.
Chance: " So what were those questions?"
Tammy: " Number one, Since we're huge fans of yours...Whats your next step after losing the US Title?"
Chance scoffs at Tammy: " You just haaad to ask that didn't you... Well chick-a-dees, my plan is to go after a belt that Butch & Sundance have been urging me toward, the OCW World Title! Next question?"
Samantha: " Would you like to come by our apartment tonight? We are dying to find out if you're really The Impact Player. Hee Hee!"
Chance's eyes perk up & he takes a good long look at what these ladies bring to the table. Both ladies stand up & look as sexy as possible for his inspection. After almost a minute Chance gets off his stool & throws a $100.00 bill to the bartender. Then he turns without a word & starts to leave.
Tammy: " Chance! Where are you going?"
Samantha: " You can't honestly say you're passing us up?"
Chance turns back to them: " Truth is ladies, I've had hotter than you & I'm not in the mood. Now piss off!" He places his hand on the door & pushes it open.
Tammy: " But Chance, you're the only man I will share my girlfriend with!"
Chance stops dead in his tracks. He slowly turns his head & gives them another look-over.
Samamtha hold up something looking like a silver camera: " And Chance, I brought my camcorder with plenty of film!"
Chance:" Well ladies, you've changed my mind. Lets go & bring the camera. Its time for Butch & Sundance to get into those pants!"
Both ladies jump from their stolls & dash out the door like giddy school-girls. Chance slaps each one on the keister as they exit. Then he looks at the camera & gives it a big thumbs-up.
Fade to black.
Lady friend: " Excuse me, aren't you Chance Ramsey, the wrestler?"
Chance downs another Red Bull/Jagermeister drink & looks at her.
Chance: " Yea, whadda ya want?"
Lady Friend: " Well, I'm a huge fan of yours & so is my friend. We were at Adrenalin tonight & saw your match."
Chance:" Great for you." He drinks another one. " Yo Bardude, keep 'em coming!" Three more drinks immediately slide down the bar & are stopped by Butch.
Lady Friend: " Ummm, we had two questions for you Chance."
Just then an equally smokin' brunette comes up & sits on the other side of Chance.
Lady Friend: " This is my other friend. Her name is Samantha. Mine is Tammy."
Chance now has his curosity peaked.
Chance: " So what were those questions?"
Tammy: " Number one, Since we're huge fans of yours...Whats your next step after losing the US Title?"
Chance scoffs at Tammy: " You just haaad to ask that didn't you... Well chick-a-dees, my plan is to go after a belt that Butch & Sundance have been urging me toward, the OCW World Title! Next question?"
Samantha: " Would you like to come by our apartment tonight? We are dying to find out if you're really The Impact Player. Hee Hee!"
Chance's eyes perk up & he takes a good long look at what these ladies bring to the table. Both ladies stand up & look as sexy as possible for his inspection. After almost a minute Chance gets off his stool & throws a $100.00 bill to the bartender. Then he turns without a word & starts to leave.
Tammy: " Chance! Where are you going?"
Samantha: " You can't honestly say you're passing us up?"
Chance turns back to them: " Truth is ladies, I've had hotter than you & I'm not in the mood. Now piss off!" He places his hand on the door & pushes it open.
Tammy: " But Chance, you're the only man I will share my girlfriend with!"
Chance stops dead in his tracks. He slowly turns his head & gives them another look-over.
Samamtha hold up something looking like a silver camera: " And Chance, I brought my camcorder with plenty of film!"
Chance:" Well ladies, you've changed my mind. Lets go & bring the camera. Its time for Butch & Sundance to get into those pants!"
Both ladies jump from their stolls & dash out the door like giddy school-girls. Chance slaps each one on the keister as they exit. Then he looks at the camera & gives it a big thumbs-up.
Fade to black.
