Chance compares Trios...

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HJ: "This is Hugh Jass with the current US Champion Chance Ramsey. Champ, you have been a very popular person as of late. With the recent turn of Frank Stone, plus the recent challenges of DJ Cyanide & former-Establishment partner Johnny Grey, how do you feel about your future as US Champion?"

Chance: " Just the same as I felt last week before those morons all decided to band together like a trio of escaped retards from the mental hospital. Look, I don't want to play the bad guy here...wait-a-minute, I am the bad guy compared to those jokes! But in all seriousness, when you look at the statistics of the 4-way match, there are only two possible outcomes. I'm not hearing any of that "You have a 25% chance of winning" bull-shit that bookies are spouting. Either I retain the US Title, or I don't.
But when I really think about those three, I can't help but draw some comparisons to popular trios of the past."

HJ: " trios? Like who?"

Chance:" Well first off the Three Stooges. Frank Stone reminds me of Curly. Johnny-boy is Shemp & DJ Cyass-ide is Joe. Ya'know, the replacement Stooges after Moe & Larry left the group. But there are other trios as well.
They also remind me of Beavis, Butthead & Stewart. Stone is Butthead, because he has the most brains. Dj is definately Beavis because of his ridiculous ramblings, I mean Suck Sadly (aka Slim Shady) raps. This leaves the part of Stewart to be played by Grey, because no one even wants him around. But there's one more famous trio to add to the list.
Anyone remember the trio of Larry, Darrel & Darrel from that 80s show Newhart? Yea, that could be them too. Franky would be Larry because he does all the talking. Those other two would be the Darrels because all they do is hide in the shadows & pick their spots instead of actually doing something. At least in my eyes.
So to sum up my opponents in the 4-way US Title match. It doesn't matter to me if I face some Stooges, Burnouts or moronic-brothers. Because compared to The BS Express, they don't impress, they're like all the rest...a complete waste of my time! This interview is done Hugh, I have to meet up with my Alliance brothers."

HJ: " Thanks for your time Chance."

fade to a 2006 War of the Worlds PPV teaser.

[Vice City Juggalo]

[glow=teal,2,300]After the commercial break Hugh is walking away when a hand grabs him by the shoulder and spins him around. Its none other than DJ Cyanide.

[/glow]DJ Cyanide:"Oh please tell me he was kidding Jassy."

Hugh:" Who do you mean?"

DJ Cyanide: "The BS Express. Mister Chance Ramsey. Does he think that he is a comedian now? Because if so, he needs some new writers. I mean come on .... I think he was grasping at straws with the last two famous trios. Damn those jokes were so lame they left the air smelling foul."

Hugh: " I had Taco Bell."

DJ Cyanide: " Word."

[glow=Teal,2,300]Cyanide takes a step back.[/glow]

DJ Cyanide: " Look if the best he has is making corny jokes that make ths jokes written on Laffy Taffys sound like ballbreakers, how can you take the man seriously. He comes out here for a promo and he is telling the world at what a bad man he is. Yeah bad at promos! Listen um sumbitch and I will school you on ha its done. "

[glow=Teal,2,300]DJ cracks his neck, loosens up a bit. He takes the microphone and begins to free flow.[/glow]

DJ Cyanide: " Chance Ramsey, uh I gotta take ya school now.
Show ya to ya face that ya runnin the fool now.
The words from ya mouth make HYPE's return seem cool now.
So wipe ya chin bitch cause its drippin with drool now.

Ya want it ya got it the lethal injection flows
I can hear ya crying by the dribbles in ya nose.
No need in hiding where the BS Express it goes
The Fudgetunnel Highway is the track that train rolls.

If thats the best ya got it cant hang with my worst.
Suck Sadly? I laughed so hard I felt my insides burst
You just got the gliness no need to rehearse.
Open mouth out pour crap and dive in headfirst.

Ya cant even make a good joke about a white rapper
Just stop for second pull ya head out Bane's Crapper
Borrow Eminem's movie go ahead remove the wrapper
While Im doing ya mom's with my 8 mile ho slapper."

[glow=Teal,2,300]Hugh Jass makes a face as DJ Cyanide stops.[/glow]

Hugh: " That all you got?"

DJ Cyanide: " Does he deserve anything more? One more thing before Im more outie than a pregnant chicas belly button. Chance Ramsey get your facts straight. FACT: I did not come down to challenge you for that belt. I came down to assist my Luck of The Draw Tag Team Partner. FACT: You ar eth bitch who jock moved him with a belt to show how much a man you are. FACT: I dont want that belt. I want your mouth shut by these fists. Butch and Sundance, more originality there for ya Jass, meet the Truth and guess what The Truth will hurt ya."