Post by College on Mar 26, 2006 15:07:56 GMT -5
Hugh Jass is standing by as the screen fades in from an OCW video promo, ready to begin an interview.
Hugh Jass: Hugh Jass here with a Former TAg Team Champion...Cold Fury!
The camera cuts to Cold Fury who looks to be in a foul mood.
Fury: Ya better watch ya self Fudgepacker!
Hugh Jass: Hey now...
Fury: Fuck off! I will do this interview myself bitch!
Fury grabs the microphone from Hugh and sends him off as Hugh makes remarks to himself to quiet to make out.
Fury: So, the big event is here...Luck of the Draw...Fury is pumped...Fury is ready to roll...but what does Carter do...He gives me a woman for a partner!...Fury doesn't wrestle with girls...Fury owns girls! I have been screwed many times in this buisness but this tops them all man! When did it become okay to stick a wrestler with a MANAGER for a partner!...Well instead of simply bitching about it...I am gonna make sure all of OCW feels embarrassed when I win this whole damn show with A....WOMAN! All ya bastards in the back who think there partners are the shit better wise up quick!
Fury removes his shades to show his eyes.
Fury: It is time for Fury to get noticed!...Time for everyone to see how dangerous Fury can be!...At Luck of the Draw...everyone will be Fury's bitch!
Cold Fury walks off camera as the camera focuses on the logo of OCW while the screen fades to black.
Hugh Jass: Hugh Jass here with a Former TAg Team Champion...Cold Fury!
The camera cuts to Cold Fury who looks to be in a foul mood.
Fury: Ya better watch ya self Fudgepacker!
Hugh Jass: Hey now...
Fury: Fuck off! I will do this interview myself bitch!
Fury grabs the microphone from Hugh and sends him off as Hugh makes remarks to himself to quiet to make out.
Fury: So, the big event is here...Luck of the Draw...Fury is pumped...Fury is ready to roll...but what does Carter do...He gives me a woman for a partner!...Fury doesn't wrestle with girls...Fury owns girls! I have been screwed many times in this buisness but this tops them all man! When did it become okay to stick a wrestler with a MANAGER for a partner!...Well instead of simply bitching about it...I am gonna make sure all of OCW feels embarrassed when I win this whole damn show with A....WOMAN! All ya bastards in the back who think there partners are the shit better wise up quick!
Fury removes his shades to show his eyes.
Fury: It is time for Fury to get noticed!...Time for everyone to see how dangerous Fury can be!...At Luck of the Draw...everyone will be Fury's bitch!
Cold Fury walks off camera as the camera focuses on the logo of OCW while the screen fades to black.
