Post by Vice City Juggalo on Mar 30, 2006 23:59:07 GMT -5
[glow=teal,2,300]The camera go backstage to the doorway leading into the parking garage. Through the glass windows one can see the image of wrestler/rapper DJ Cyanide walking back and forth.
Peter Serra pushes through the doors followed by a camera man.
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Peter Serra: " Yo bizitches! Its the Canadian dreamboat Peter Fucking Serra straight from the horses ass! Thast right mutha fucks Im hear because Fat Ass Hugh couldnt stop for two minutes to take a pause on the fucking All You can fucking eat buffet. So you get the dick mastering upgrade! DJ Cuntface.... what is your beef cry baby?"
[glow=teal,2,300]Cyanide snatches the microphone from Peter Serra's hand and grills him hard. With one klonk he smacks the microphone on Serra's head and drops him like the sweaty smelly hunk of shit he always has been. DJ then turns to the camera.[/glow]
DJ Cyanide: " You would think... Id be used to it by now. Or so you would think. See all my life I have achieved but been overshadowed. I am an accomplished rap star but since Eminem and Vanilla Ice have made a mockery of white rappers, I get shunned. I have held titles, they dont mean shit to me. You know what does. Respect! Thats right. A strap of gold is just a weight holding me down. I want that accolade of doing something stellar. At Luck of the Draw I did it.... but there is no mention of my name. Not one. I had just as much to do with our success as Frank Stone and what pat on the backs to I get. Zero. Would Frank had beaten Bane alone? Who knows. Sure he beat the hell out of me after an almost 4 our event. I aint gonna pull a Nate Strong and say "I let you win. "
Hell Frank Im glad you won! Congratulations! But you see I see your true colors! Thats right. I think you mentioned my name once since your big title win. If it wasnt for me you wouldnt have won. Since our team was announced I had your back! Against Chance Ramsey, I stood up for you, not because I wanted some gold. No because I liked your intergity. So how do you repay me? When you form your little faction, you leave my name out. Now I woulda turned you down faster than a gay guy does pussy because the Cyanide does not roll with the faction scenes. Ask the System Shock/ What I am pissed off about is respect. You gave me none. I guess Im gonna have to earn it another way."
[glow=teal,2,300]DJ drops the mic on Peter Serra's head and marches out.[/glow]
Peter Serra pushes through the doors followed by a camera man.
[/glow]
Peter Serra: " Yo bizitches! Its the Canadian dreamboat Peter Fucking Serra straight from the horses ass! Thast right mutha fucks Im hear because Fat Ass Hugh couldnt stop for two minutes to take a pause on the fucking All You can fucking eat buffet. So you get the dick mastering upgrade! DJ Cuntface.... what is your beef cry baby?"
[glow=teal,2,300]Cyanide snatches the microphone from Peter Serra's hand and grills him hard. With one klonk he smacks the microphone on Serra's head and drops him like the sweaty smelly hunk of shit he always has been. DJ then turns to the camera.[/glow]
DJ Cyanide: " You would think... Id be used to it by now. Or so you would think. See all my life I have achieved but been overshadowed. I am an accomplished rap star but since Eminem and Vanilla Ice have made a mockery of white rappers, I get shunned. I have held titles, they dont mean shit to me. You know what does. Respect! Thats right. A strap of gold is just a weight holding me down. I want that accolade of doing something stellar. At Luck of the Draw I did it.... but there is no mention of my name. Not one. I had just as much to do with our success as Frank Stone and what pat on the backs to I get. Zero. Would Frank had beaten Bane alone? Who knows. Sure he beat the hell out of me after an almost 4 our event. I aint gonna pull a Nate Strong and say "I let you win. "
Hell Frank Im glad you won! Congratulations! But you see I see your true colors! Thats right. I think you mentioned my name once since your big title win. If it wasnt for me you wouldnt have won. Since our team was announced I had your back! Against Chance Ramsey, I stood up for you, not because I wanted some gold. No because I liked your intergity. So how do you repay me? When you form your little faction, you leave my name out. Now I woulda turned you down faster than a gay guy does pussy because the Cyanide does not roll with the faction scenes. Ask the System Shock/ What I am pissed off about is respect. You gave me none. I guess Im gonna have to earn it another way."
[glow=teal,2,300]DJ drops the mic on Peter Serra's head and marches out.[/glow]