Post by KAVEEKS on Apr 3, 2006 6:04:32 GMT -5
*Coal Chamber's Loco blasts through the speakers as Kunk the Sphere Klown makes his way to the center of the ring to address the Rage Sean Callous. Kunk has a sly smirk on his face as he brings the mic to his clown painted lips. Across his body and face are numerous slices and cuts that have been carelessly bandaged. He carries a steel chair in his hand*
Kunk: Rage, we meet soon in the Steel Cage match at adrenalin which will begin the last month of our feud. This last month will culminate in a FINAL Steel Cage match at the ppv, as you....aggreed.
*Kunk rubs the back of his head as he laughs*
Kunk: I am truly going to enjoy our little preview of the ppv at Adrenalin! Fittingly, this last month will begin as it will end: With ESCAPE. You see Sean, something BIG is going to happen very soon, and you my friend are going to unwittingly help to make it happen! Therefore at Adrenalin, I want you to give it everything you got Urban Legend!! I want you to show these fans a spectacle that they won't soon FORGET! I want each and everyone one of them drooling at the edge of their seat! Aching with anticipation for the War of the Worlds!!! ....... and the sphere klown will deliver a show. Oh yes! a show the likes of which they've never seen - nor will ever again. MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
*Kunk throws the mic into the crowd, lifts up the steel chair he's been carrying, and violently dents it with his own head*
Kunk: Rage, we meet soon in the Steel Cage match at adrenalin which will begin the last month of our feud. This last month will culminate in a FINAL Steel Cage match at the ppv, as you....aggreed.
*Kunk rubs the back of his head as he laughs*
Kunk: I am truly going to enjoy our little preview of the ppv at Adrenalin! Fittingly, this last month will begin as it will end: With ESCAPE. You see Sean, something BIG is going to happen very soon, and you my friend are going to unwittingly help to make it happen! Therefore at Adrenalin, I want you to give it everything you got Urban Legend!! I want you to show these fans a spectacle that they won't soon FORGET! I want each and everyone one of them drooling at the edge of their seat! Aching with anticipation for the War of the Worlds!!! ....... and the sphere klown will deliver a show. Oh yes! a show the likes of which they've never seen - nor will ever again. MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
*Kunk throws the mic into the crowd, lifts up the steel chair he's been carrying, and violently dents it with his own head*
