Post by WHIP on Apr 3, 2006 14:55:05 GMT -5
Chance Ramsey comes to the ring without his usual theme music. He snags a mic & gives a few snug looks to the crowd. Then he adjusts the US title on his left shoulder.
Chance: " Tonight is about business. First off, The Alliance has struck fear into the very heart of the OCW. Its pretty obvious to everyone when you see all the washed-up Urban Legends cowering together watching each others back."
The crowd boos Chance, who laughs heartily.
Chance: " Second, you're all in the presence of the greatest US Champion in over a year, so show Butch & Sundance the proper respect!"
Their boos intensify.
Chance: " I mean seriously folks, it wasn't even a challenge for me to mop up the ring last week with Johnny Grey & DJ Cyanide. When you look at that match, I took out everyone all my myself. Well, Butch & Sundance took out everyone, I just provided a little assistance.
Now I just finished up toying with Gobi last night & stomped him in the canvas like a little puppy. What was the matter Gobi? You just laid down like a punk & didn't even put up a fight. Maybe you were scared...because you have every right to be! I'm The BS Express & I'm running through everyone put in front of me. You are just the latest example.
Lastly, this is for my LOTD partner Munashi Kairai, WTF man!?!?! I had that match in the bag 3 times & your dunbass kept hitting the referee! Are you that freakin' stupid that you don't even know who to beat up? Your job was simple, keep the partner occupied while I do all the work. We would have won it all & I would have been the new World Champion. And here I thought that dinosaurs were extinct, until I met your brain-dead-asaurus ass! So while I'm out here, bring yourself to the ring & explain why I shouldn't beat the very life from you & make the last dinosaur extinct! This is your one chance to beg my forgiveness before I unleash Butch & Sundance on you! If you need directions to the ring, just follow the ramp! Jackass!"
Chance: " Tonight is about business. First off, The Alliance has struck fear into the very heart of the OCW. Its pretty obvious to everyone when you see all the washed-up Urban Legends cowering together watching each others back."
The crowd boos Chance, who laughs heartily.
Chance: " Second, you're all in the presence of the greatest US Champion in over a year, so show Butch & Sundance the proper respect!"
Their boos intensify.
Chance: " I mean seriously folks, it wasn't even a challenge for me to mop up the ring last week with Johnny Grey & DJ Cyanide. When you look at that match, I took out everyone all my myself. Well, Butch & Sundance took out everyone, I just provided a little assistance.
Now I just finished up toying with Gobi last night & stomped him in the canvas like a little puppy. What was the matter Gobi? You just laid down like a punk & didn't even put up a fight. Maybe you were scared...because you have every right to be! I'm The BS Express & I'm running through everyone put in front of me. You are just the latest example.
Lastly, this is for my LOTD partner Munashi Kairai, WTF man!?!?! I had that match in the bag 3 times & your dunbass kept hitting the referee! Are you that freakin' stupid that you don't even know who to beat up? Your job was simple, keep the partner occupied while I do all the work. We would have won it all & I would have been the new World Champion. And here I thought that dinosaurs were extinct, until I met your brain-dead-asaurus ass! So while I'm out here, bring yourself to the ring & explain why I shouldn't beat the very life from you & make the last dinosaur extinct! This is your one chance to beg my forgiveness before I unleash Butch & Sundance on you! If you need directions to the ring, just follow the ramp! Jackass!"
