Post by Vice City Juggalo on Mar 3, 2006 23:12:27 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Coming back from commercial, the camera is shown following "The Rage' Sean Callous as he manuvers the hall's of the OCW arena. He stops at Coca Cola machine. Looks it up. Looks it down. A fist strikes the flexible plastic followed by.....
"DAMN!"
He continues on his quest stopping at the next machine where he only shakes his head at the American colorized Pepsi dispenser. The hallway comes to an end and turns right but "The Rage" stops. He stares forward at a door that he has never before seen. The entrance is slightly cracked and a soft blue light humms from within. More curious than thirsty, the Urban Legend investigates.
Beyond the door lies a make shift labratory. There are beakers filled with phospherescent liquids, bunsen burners boiling odd concoctions and wires running everywhere. A huge plasma tv is seen agains the wall with a figure seated in front of it facing the tv which is a blank blue screen.
"The Rage" slaps a hand to his mouth as he walks up realizing what he has stumbled upon.
"This must be Kunk's evil manical la BORE a tory."
A loud music goes....
"DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN"
Sean approaches the inanimate Arsenal and starts waving his hand in front of his face. Nothing happens.
"I guess you cant see me. Heh! That does work Cena."
Callous further investigates. There are wires running into the cyan androids left arm. Carefully, he pulls at th wires and a hunk of skin slides off revealing a small circuit board with input jacks. "The Rage" scratches his head.
"SO is this how he has been inputting commands into this thing. Someone needs to input some style commands. The only think that big A screams is ASSHOLE. Hmm I wish I could use something to interface this mainframe. Wait! I got it"
Sean reaches into his back pocket and pulls out the only object in the world that can do anything and everything... the PSP! He loads it up and checks around. Ah ha! A spare audio video jack! Sean connects the wires into Arsenal's armjack and powers on the PSP. For a few minutes it uploads. "The Rage" looks around, constantly with eyes to the door, waiting to get caught.
Finally the PSP is loaded and he has access to all of Arsenal's databse mainframe files.
"Yes jackpot! Now lets see what Kunk is planning."
His eyes grow large as the file opens and he sees what madness Kunk has infused in this once mortal man. A single tear runs down his face but is quickly whiped away. "The Rage" puffs out his chest like only a hero could and drag and drops the commands in the file folder to the never returnable abysss known as the recycle bin! He then goes onto his PSP database and looks for somethings to upload to make a kinder gentler Arsenal.
"Ah yes q-bert! Everyone loves q-bert and just think of his jumping skills. Hmm what else? Ahh, The Notebook. If that movie doesnt make him a bitch nothing will.
( right Danno? RIGHT! ) "Oh yes and lets upload some 98 degrees songs, some Queer Eye for the Straight guy season premieres and The Westminster dog show! Yes that will do it! Ahha I got you now Kunk. Foiled your plans worse than ACME and that coyte."
"The Rage" sneaks out of the room and shuts the door behind him.
Sean wakes up sitting completely upright in bed. He is drenched in sweat. Dynasty lifts her head off the pillow.
Dynasty:"Whats the matta suga?"
"The Rage" Sean Callous:"I just had the worse dream ever."
Dynasty:"Well tell me what spooked darling so we can get back to some shut eye."
"The Rage" Sean Callous:"Well I was looking around and I found this room! And it was Kunk's lab! Arsenal was in there and I plugged a PSP into him and uploaded all kinds of queer things into him. The more I loaded, the more familiar the android got. But I dont even own a PSP! And I would never have any of that fartknocker stuff."
Dynasty: " Aw baby, that doesnt sound too scary."
"The Rage" Sean Callous:"No that wasnt the scary part."
He looked right into the camera with fear gripping his pupils.
"THEY STOPPED MAKING VANILLA COKE!"
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"DAMN!"
He continues on his quest stopping at the next machine where he only shakes his head at the American colorized Pepsi dispenser. The hallway comes to an end and turns right but "The Rage" stops. He stares forward at a door that he has never before seen. The entrance is slightly cracked and a soft blue light humms from within. More curious than thirsty, the Urban Legend investigates.
Beyond the door lies a make shift labratory. There are beakers filled with phospherescent liquids, bunsen burners boiling odd concoctions and wires running everywhere. A huge plasma tv is seen agains the wall with a figure seated in front of it facing the tv which is a blank blue screen.
"The Rage" slaps a hand to his mouth as he walks up realizing what he has stumbled upon.
"This must be Kunk's evil manical la BORE a tory."
A loud music goes....
"DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN"
Sean approaches the inanimate Arsenal and starts waving his hand in front of his face. Nothing happens.
"I guess you cant see me. Heh! That does work Cena."
Callous further investigates. There are wires running into the cyan androids left arm. Carefully, he pulls at th wires and a hunk of skin slides off revealing a small circuit board with input jacks. "The Rage" scratches his head.
"SO is this how he has been inputting commands into this thing. Someone needs to input some style commands. The only think that big A screams is ASSHOLE. Hmm I wish I could use something to interface this mainframe. Wait! I got it"
Sean reaches into his back pocket and pulls out the only object in the world that can do anything and everything... the PSP! He loads it up and checks around. Ah ha! A spare audio video jack! Sean connects the wires into Arsenal's armjack and powers on the PSP. For a few minutes it uploads. "The Rage" looks around, constantly with eyes to the door, waiting to get caught.
Finally the PSP is loaded and he has access to all of Arsenal's databse mainframe files.
"Yes jackpot! Now lets see what Kunk is planning."
His eyes grow large as the file opens and he sees what madness Kunk has infused in this once mortal man. A single tear runs down his face but is quickly whiped away. "The Rage" puffs out his chest like only a hero could and drag and drops the commands in the file folder to the never returnable abysss known as the recycle bin! He then goes onto his PSP database and looks for somethings to upload to make a kinder gentler Arsenal.
"Ah yes q-bert! Everyone loves q-bert and just think of his jumping skills. Hmm what else? Ahh, The Notebook. If that movie doesnt make him a bitch nothing will.
( right Danno? RIGHT! ) "Oh yes and lets upload some 98 degrees songs, some Queer Eye for the Straight guy season premieres and The Westminster dog show! Yes that will do it! Ahha I got you now Kunk. Foiled your plans worse than ACME and that coyte."
"The Rage" sneaks out of the room and shuts the door behind him.
Sean wakes up sitting completely upright in bed. He is drenched in sweat. Dynasty lifts her head off the pillow.
Dynasty:"Whats the matta suga?"
"The Rage" Sean Callous:"I just had the worse dream ever."
Dynasty:"Well tell me what spooked darling so we can get back to some shut eye."
"The Rage" Sean Callous:"Well I was looking around and I found this room! And it was Kunk's lab! Arsenal was in there and I plugged a PSP into him and uploaded all kinds of queer things into him. The more I loaded, the more familiar the android got. But I dont even own a PSP! And I would never have any of that fartknocker stuff."
Dynasty: " Aw baby, that doesnt sound too scary."
"The Rage" Sean Callous:"No that wasnt the scary part."
He looked right into the camera with fear gripping his pupils.
"THEY STOPPED MAKING VANILLA COKE!"
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