Post by The Chupster on Mar 15, 2006 12:41:50 GMT -5
After Overdrive, Hugh Jass is shown standing backstage with the returning behemoth known as Minion.
Hugh (looking up, grinning hopefully and whispering to himself): Please God, just don't let him hurt me... (notices that he's on the air) ...eeeeHEY, this is Hugh Jass with OCW Legend and Legion founder, Minion! Minion, it's just great to see you back, I can't say enough positive things about your return here to OCW.
Minion: Thanks.
Hugh: Since your return, many people have been asking, why is he back? What is his next move? Does this signal the return of Legion? In the battle between the new Alliance and the Urban Legends, are you...
Minion: Slow... DOWN.
Hugh: Okie dokie.
Minion stares at Hugh, who looks back, a big cheesy grin on his face. Moments pass.
Minion: Well?
Hugh: Oh oh oh, right. First, the question on everyone's minds: where did the tattoos go?
Minion: Laser removal.
Hugh: Okay... why now? In the past, it seems like you've always come back with a master plan of some sort. What do you have in store for OCW?
Minion: I felt like cracking some heads. I'm back to do exactly that.
Hugh: Fair enough. When you returned, you saved Damien Callous from a fate very similar to one that you put him through almost a year and a half ago, putting him out of OCW for a good, long time. Does this mean the return of Legion is in the works?
Minion: No. I was repaying a debt and stopping a moron from using my name to get over at the same time.
Hugh: So we won't see you and Damien Callous on the same team anytime soon.
Minion: Not directly. See, I came back to have some fun with another good friend of mine...
A dark clown-faced Sylas Styles steps into the picture!
Minion: See, the Maelstrom is BACK, and we're serving notice right here to each and every one of you losers- we're here to nab gold and crack some skull. Stand in our way, and it doesn't matter if you're a legend or a legend wannabe... a main eventer or the lowliest jabroni... we're put you through hell and lay your shoulders on the mat for that 1, 2, 3.
Sylas: Damn straight. You so called "new legends" better get your asses to Defcon 5!
Minion: Rage... Damien... Pain... you want our help against those poser bastards, you've got it, but turn on us and you'll see what the power of two hacked-off uberlegends can do!
Sylas: And we'll do the rest of the Fear Foundation for free.
Hugh: But Minion, what about Leviathan?
Minion and Sylas look at Hugh. They turn to each other and cackle for a while. Minion guffaws heartily, holding his gut, tears streaming from his eyes. He stands up and wipes them away with a loud "WOO!"
Minion: That's a good one, Hugh. I wouldn't worry about that pasty-white jackhole; if he's got the brains that God gave a gopher, he'll leave it all at that.
Thunder cracks through the arena, the sound muffled in the backstage area but audible nonetheless.
Hugh: What the fuck was that?
Sylas looks over at Minion, who shrugs.
Minion: Wasn't me, but I'm guessing someone just made an ass outta me and himself. Shit. I knew I should'a kicked him a few more times.
Hugh: Let's go back to ringside...
To Be Continued...
Hugh (looking up, grinning hopefully and whispering to himself): Please God, just don't let him hurt me... (notices that he's on the air) ...eeeeHEY, this is Hugh Jass with OCW Legend and Legion founder, Minion! Minion, it's just great to see you back, I can't say enough positive things about your return here to OCW.
Minion: Thanks.
Hugh: Since your return, many people have been asking, why is he back? What is his next move? Does this signal the return of Legion? In the battle between the new Alliance and the Urban Legends, are you...
Minion: Slow... DOWN.
Hugh: Okie dokie.
Minion stares at Hugh, who looks back, a big cheesy grin on his face. Moments pass.
Minion: Well?
Hugh: Oh oh oh, right. First, the question on everyone's minds: where did the tattoos go?
Minion: Laser removal.
Hugh: Okay... why now? In the past, it seems like you've always come back with a master plan of some sort. What do you have in store for OCW?
Minion: I felt like cracking some heads. I'm back to do exactly that.
Hugh: Fair enough. When you returned, you saved Damien Callous from a fate very similar to one that you put him through almost a year and a half ago, putting him out of OCW for a good, long time. Does this mean the return of Legion is in the works?
Minion: No. I was repaying a debt and stopping a moron from using my name to get over at the same time.
Hugh: So we won't see you and Damien Callous on the same team anytime soon.
Minion: Not directly. See, I came back to have some fun with another good friend of mine...
A dark clown-faced Sylas Styles steps into the picture!
Minion: See, the Maelstrom is BACK, and we're serving notice right here to each and every one of you losers- we're here to nab gold and crack some skull. Stand in our way, and it doesn't matter if you're a legend or a legend wannabe... a main eventer or the lowliest jabroni... we're put you through hell and lay your shoulders on the mat for that 1, 2, 3.
Sylas: Damn straight. You so called "new legends" better get your asses to Defcon 5!
Minion: Rage... Damien... Pain... you want our help against those poser bastards, you've got it, but turn on us and you'll see what the power of two hacked-off uberlegends can do!
Sylas: And we'll do the rest of the Fear Foundation for free.
Hugh: But Minion, what about Leviathan?
Minion and Sylas look at Hugh. They turn to each other and cackle for a while. Minion guffaws heartily, holding his gut, tears streaming from his eyes. He stands up and wipes them away with a loud "WOO!"
Minion: That's a good one, Hugh. I wouldn't worry about that pasty-white jackhole; if he's got the brains that God gave a gopher, he'll leave it all at that.
Thunder cracks through the arena, the sound muffled in the backstage area but audible nonetheless.
Hugh: What the fuck was that?
Sylas looks over at Minion, who shrugs.
Minion: Wasn't me, but I'm guessing someone just made an ass outta me and himself. Shit. I knew I should'a kicked him a few more times.
Hugh: Let's go back to ringside...
To Be Continued...
