Klockwerk rants and raves

[klockwerk]

-The Truth by Limp bizkit plays over the arena-
-Smoke fills the entrance area-
-A bandaged and bruised Klockwerk limps out of the smoke with a clipboard and dufflebag in hand-
-Klockwerk slightly limps to the ring-
-Klockwerk is handed a mic from the ring crew-

Klockwerk:CUT MY MUSIC! -Music fades off-I look at the Luck of the draw teams -Klockwerk holds the clipboard up in the air- I don't see my name anywhere on this. I'm not going to cry about spilled milk. Ocw has a history of screwing me without vaseline.
So I'm taking destiny into my own hands. I'm putting out an open challenge for LOTD. This challenge is for the blood thirsty,for the violent and its not for the weak of heart.-Klockwerk pulls the X-violence title out of the dufflebag- I went and found this old thing.I never owned this peice. I know its a defunct division. I know this. For one night only lets bring it back to see who is Mr. X-Violence. Lets put this on the line in a hardcore match at Luck of the draw. -Crowd pops mixed with some "boring" chants- Whoever is crazy enough,sadistic enough and hardcore enough...step up and bring your testicles with you.
-Klockwerk holds up the X-violence title-
-Camera pans in on the X-Violence title-

(Tag to anyone)

[j420wolf]

As Klockwerk stands in the ring holding the X-Violence title the arena lights go red as Phantom Lord by Metallica blares over the arena speakers as Curtis Deth steps out onto the stage.

Deth: Greetings to all the ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and all those freaks and geeks out there. Come on Klockwerk, you come out here and btich and moan about not having a tag partner for the Luck of The Draw, so you want to come out here and make an open challenge for someone that is blood thristy, violent and those that don't have a weak heart, well I know that I may be new to the OCW, but I am always willing to step into that very ring, no matter who the person in the ring is.
I mean I have already faced Minion, Chance Ramsey, I busted open Black Moon and even though I have a partner for Luck of The Draw in Justin Case, I am willing to step into that ring in a one on one match against you. The only thing that needs to be done is for Mr. Carter to set it up.

[Vice City Juggalo]

[glow=red,2,300]D.Carter storms out on stage and rips the X-Violence Title out of Klockwerk's hands.

D.Carter:[/glow]"Ya know Im getting sick and tired of people going through my office when I am out taking a dump. No there will be no X -Violence Title match at Luck of The Draw because Luck of the Draw is just about the tournament. I do mean to make thing right for you Klockwerk. It seems that my secretary had not given me your physicians papers allowing you to compete in Luck of The Draw but they were just slipped into a wrong file. So I must make a change to the tournament now. This year Damien Callous will have a tag team partner. And that partner is you Klocky. Now if you ever take anything out of my office again Ill ... so help me."

[glow=red,2,300]Carter kicks the duffle bag and stomps off.[/glow]

[klockwerk]

(Ooc:lol...I think a man at D.Carters positiion should have a bathroom in his office...lol)