Post by WHIP on Feb 17, 2006 19:35:21 GMT -5
Arsenal is sitting in a chair with two cables coming out of his right forearm. His eyes are closed, the camera pans down to follow the cables as they run down to the floor & across the floor. The camera continues to follow them as they go into a computer. The screen of the computer displays " Reconfiguration Program: 95% " The camera pans to the left to show Kunk the Sphere Klown sitting in a rocking chair with his usual demented smile on his face. Just then the new OCW World Champion Belle enters the room.
Belle: " Isn't that about done yet?"
Kunk: " Almost. Patience Belle, these things take time. This isn't like re-installing a home computer. This is a highly complex & sophicated piece of cyborg machinery. Arsenal is the pinnacle of human-machine hybridization. They would be studying him for years if what he is ever became public knowledge. Besides, isn't it cool how his eyelids flutter like that?"
Belle: " Thats my favorite part, actually."
Just then the computer beeps & flashes " Reconfiguration Program: 100% COMPLETE "
Arsenal opens his eyes.
Kunk: " Arsenal Mark 9.1.1. Respond!"
Arsenal: " Yes master."
Kunk: " What is your new purpose?"
Arsenal: " Destroy all opposition with the utmost brutality! "
Kunk: " What is best in life?"
Arsenal:"Crush my enemies & watch them driven before me! Hear the lamendation of the women!"
Belle: " Wasn't that from CONAN the Barbarian?"
Kunk: " Sure was, thats a great freakin' movie!"
Arsenal gives a big thumbs up.
Kunk: " See. He agrees."
Belle: " Who is you next target of destruction Arsenal?"
Arsenal:" Frank Stone...The cracking & breaking of his ribs will bring joy to my soul."
Kunk: " Excellent. Now shutdown!"
In a few seconds Arsenal closes his eyes & lowers his head.
Belle: " Thats new. Why did you install that feature?"
Kunk: " Besides sometimes Kunk needs a beer holder."
Kunk places his empty beer can in Arsenals hand as they leave their secret laboratory. All lights go out, except for a single spotlight directly over Arsenal.
Belle: " Isn't that about done yet?"
Kunk: " Almost. Patience Belle, these things take time. This isn't like re-installing a home computer. This is a highly complex & sophicated piece of cyborg machinery. Arsenal is the pinnacle of human-machine hybridization. They would be studying him for years if what he is ever became public knowledge. Besides, isn't it cool how his eyelids flutter like that?"
Belle: " Thats my favorite part, actually."
Just then the computer beeps & flashes " Reconfiguration Program: 100% COMPLETE "
Arsenal opens his eyes.
Kunk: " Arsenal Mark 9.1.1. Respond!"
Arsenal: " Yes master."
Kunk: " What is your new purpose?"
Arsenal: " Destroy all opposition with the utmost brutality! "
Kunk: " What is best in life?"
Arsenal:"Crush my enemies & watch them driven before me! Hear the lamendation of the women!"
Belle: " Wasn't that from CONAN the Barbarian?"
Kunk: " Sure was, thats a great freakin' movie!"
Arsenal gives a big thumbs up.
Kunk: " See. He agrees."
Belle: " Who is you next target of destruction Arsenal?"
Arsenal:" Frank Stone...The cracking & breaking of his ribs will bring joy to my soul."
Kunk: " Excellent. Now shutdown!"
In a few seconds Arsenal closes his eyes & lowers his head.
Belle: " Thats new. Why did you install that feature?"
Kunk: " Besides sometimes Kunk needs a beer holder."
Kunk places his empty beer can in Arsenals hand as they leave their secret laboratory. All lights go out, except for a single spotlight directly over Arsenal.
