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Post by Vice City Juggalo on Feb 20, 2006 23:21:22 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]The camera fades into a dark room. There is nothing in the chamber. No fancy chairs. No lush tvs. Nothing but one single man, "The Rage" Sean Callous. He looks up at the camera slowly with a devilish grin.
"The Rage" Sean Callous: [/glow]"As you can see, "The Rage" Sean Callous does not need fancy props to make himself seem intimidating. Look around me. No big blue popsciles posing as androids. No 1980s computer part and wires duct taped like a B grade scifi flick. No slut ninja with cheesy tatoo animation. Just the true hype, "The Rage" Sean Callous.
But I didnt come out here tonight to rag on the cinematography of the crumping twins Kunk and Bunk and their Grimace wannabee Assananal. No I did come here to talk about the 3. The three times I washed my hands in the warm crimson of the Sphere clown. I cracked his skull open and I could not enjoy it more. Crump! You want anymore destruction, you just look te way of the Urban Legend. I aint gonna make you famous, Im gonna make me infamous."
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Post by KAVEEKS on Feb 21, 2006 3:49:13 GMT -5
*Kunk watches the broadcast on a lone monitor in a small dark room of his own. His eyes are furious. There is no mad grin across his blood stained face. Just pure anger. .... But then, the madness returns. He smiles. Laughs hystericaly! Stops suddenly and screams! Then speaks to himself softly. There is madness tonight.*Kunk: The Rage mocks me. I cannot bear scorn. I WILL NOT! *Kunk's voice then lowers to a whisper, and he begins repeating the first line of the poem he quoted to the Rage* Kunk: My candle burns at both ends... it will not last the night. It will not last. It will not last the night..... * And then a strange calming voice is heard inside Kunk's head. No one else is in the room*Voice: Tis better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness.... Kunk: My candle will not last. It will not last the night...... Voice: Endure. And in enduring, grow strong. *Kunk becomes angry again and screams once more*Kunk: I AM STRONG! Stronger than him! I have the strength of a bear who has the strength of TWO bears! *Kunk then trails off into whispers: quoting lines of poetry*Kunk: "I think very well of Susan but I do not know her name I think very well of Ellen but which is not the same...." Voice: Endure Kunk: It was not I who started it.... But I was nevertheless, not unhappy.... Voice: Started it? There was no beginning. As there is no end. Kunk: Whose woods these are, I think I know...... Voice: "The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But promises you have to keep And miles to go before you sleep And miles to go before you sleep" Kunk: The night lingers on.... He MOCKS ME! The devil, the prowde spirite cannot endure to be mocked! *Kunk bursts out into insane high pitched laughter once more, and the camera fades.*![](http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/kaveeks808/klown2.jpg)
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Post by WHIP on Feb 23, 2006 13:57:00 GMT -5
The suddenly Arsenal pops his head in for a sec.
ARSENAL: " Hey Callous, didn't I already beat you once this year?...Thought So!"
Fade to commercial.
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Post by Shandy on Feb 23, 2006 16:28:04 GMT -5
(OOC: "Promo of the year" nominee!!! Sorry, Whip, I just couldn't resist LOL)
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Post by Vice City Juggalo on Feb 24, 2006 9:21:09 GMT -5
Yeah promo of the year for Kunk not WHIP since Arsenal and The Rage havent even fought this year! Dorrr! Just shows the brilliance of that statement. Thought so!
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Post by WHIP on Feb 24, 2006 15:08:46 GMT -5
Ouch guys! That really hurt my feeling..... As If
thats what I get for hastily writing a responce without checking past matches first, it was Walker & not Callous
Doorr!
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