Post by KAVEEKS on Mar 2, 2006 5:27:01 GMT -5
*The scene opens in a small room with a table and 2 chairs where Hugh Jass conducts a requested interview with Kunk the sphere Klown. The walls of the room are made up of mirrors*
Hugh: Hello kunk, I'm very intrigued by this interview that you requested
Kunk: Justin Case you fat bastard!!! You REALLY let yourself go!!! why don't you go on a diet you big piggy piece of shit?!
Hugh: My name is Hugh Jass, Justin is no longer an interviewer.
Kunk: Well that's a damn shame fat boy, because he was twice the interviewer you will EVER BE!! whoever the hell you are
Hugh: Well I'm glad to be here! So lets start off with what you wanted to talk about. Something about you being "special".
Kunk: Yes, to start at the beginning, I began to realize that I was different, when, as a baby I found that I could fit the square pegs into the circular holes, and vice verca. It's not that I wasn't smart enough to relaize where their proper place was, but rather, I wanted to see if I could change things up and make things the way I wanted them. Much to my satisfaction I discovered that I could.
Hugh: indeed?
KUnk: quite.
*hugh looks at his watch*
Hugh: I'm not sure if we have enough time to start at the beginning, there kunk. Lets skip ahead to now. I see that you've recently published "The Song of kUnk", your epic poem about.... yourself.
*Hugh holds up an enormous book*
Kunk: Yes: The Song of Kunk was an excersise to ponder on myself and the mysteries and multitudes that I alone contain.
Hugh: But it's in a language that no one can understand. You have an introduction in english stating that you've decided to print the poem in it's original form: "Kunk-ish"... "so bite me", end quote.
Kunk: Ahh yess indeed! We can't very well have other people seeing the multitude of mysteries contained there-in now can we?
Hugh: ...... then why publish it?!
Kunk: The sphere klown is not selfish, you asshole!!! I give freely to any and all! eveyone knows that!!
Hugh: Let's move to another non-crazy subject for a litte while. How did it feel to narrowly defeat Damien Callous at Inferno last sunday?
Kunk: Completely utterly, and decisively destroying the useless Damien Callous felt good as it usually does - it's just sad that the Rage made his brother take a vicous beating for him like that. I would never do such a horrible thing to my own brother. If the Rage was a real man, he would have just faced up to the ass whoopin that was rightfully his.
Hugh: But he was injured
Kunk: Injured shminjured! I fight injured every freaking night!! you don't see me bitching about it. Psychosis is a handicap you know!
Hugh: Well lets talk about that "psychosis". You told me earlier that you wanted to explain to everyone that it's not really insanity.
Kunk: mmm as far as that goes, there's much to explain. For now lets talk about TRUTH and belief. YOu see Huge Ass, I believe in what I do not see, and wish I did not believe in what I have seen: ...... for now I believe in the TRUTH.
Hugh: .......
Kunk: ......
Hugh: .............and?
Kunk: and what?
Hugh: and what is this TRUTH?!
Kunk: I don't know.
Hugh: what?!!!
Kunk: You can't just ask what "is" something!! what the fuck does that even mean?! "what is Truth"! c'mon now!!! Instead Let me begin by laying out an important notion right off the bat: the first key to the mystery, which is that I , being what I am, am the ONLY being in the universe!
Hugh: indeed?
Kunk: quite
Hugh: And at which point did you realize that you were the only being in the universe?
KUnk: Well one day I was praying and realized I was talking to myself.
Hugh: cute kunk, real cute. Egotism eh?
Kunk: Egotism? oh no no no no my friend you're not LISTENING to me!!! Egotism is merely to focus in on one self - where as I'm more in the practice of solipsism: the actual denial of the rest of the world. There actually is JUST me. Well....... - me and one other that is. The "other" that is at once, of my choosing, and also not of my choosing; central to everything, and yet unimportant at the same time....... it's...... complicated, but to keep it simple for now, we're talking about TRUE reality here: which is MY reality (so to speak) --- and in MY reality, you don't even exist!
Hugh: I'm not following you
Kunk: I'm not surprised.
Hugh: Why'd you want an interview kunk?!! What is it that you WANT?!
Kunk: I want exactly what every other person in the world FOOLISHLY wants most of all!!: To UNDERSTAND!!!. I just happen to have succeeded a little more than I ought to have. We weren't "meant" to know everything.... if there is such a ridiculous thing as "meant", or "ought to be". Ignorance is Bliss my fat friend - and I paint myself as a KLOWN and constantly LAUGH in mad mockery of being the VERY one with the least bliss of all! For I gave my heart to know wisdom..... and madness and folly! for in truth they are the same! And in much wisdom is much grief for he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow!
Hugh: Ecclesiastes kunk?
Kunk: Truth has no origin - it always was, no matter who records it.....Or it never was! - it doesn't really matter! What matters now is that the first step has been taken. I've begun to reveal what it is that keeps us here. You, me, EVERYONE, EVERYTHING!!!! This is the beginning. whether or not I "ought" to completely reveal what IT is that I've discovered I've yet to decide fully, Since I know very little on the subject of "ought" and "meant to be".
But that is enough for now
*Kunk smiles, then gets up and leaves*
Hugh: Hello kunk, I'm very intrigued by this interview that you requested
Kunk: Justin Case you fat bastard!!! You REALLY let yourself go!!! why don't you go on a diet you big piggy piece of shit?!
Hugh: My name is Hugh Jass, Justin is no longer an interviewer.
Kunk: Well that's a damn shame fat boy, because he was twice the interviewer you will EVER BE!! whoever the hell you are
Hugh: Well I'm glad to be here! So lets start off with what you wanted to talk about. Something about you being "special".
Kunk: Yes, to start at the beginning, I began to realize that I was different, when, as a baby I found that I could fit the square pegs into the circular holes, and vice verca. It's not that I wasn't smart enough to relaize where their proper place was, but rather, I wanted to see if I could change things up and make things the way I wanted them. Much to my satisfaction I discovered that I could.
Hugh: indeed?
KUnk: quite.
*hugh looks at his watch*
Hugh: I'm not sure if we have enough time to start at the beginning, there kunk. Lets skip ahead to now. I see that you've recently published "The Song of kUnk", your epic poem about.... yourself.
*Hugh holds up an enormous book*
Kunk: Yes: The Song of Kunk was an excersise to ponder on myself and the mysteries and multitudes that I alone contain.
Hugh: But it's in a language that no one can understand. You have an introduction in english stating that you've decided to print the poem in it's original form: "Kunk-ish"... "so bite me", end quote.
Kunk: Ahh yess indeed! We can't very well have other people seeing the multitude of mysteries contained there-in now can we?
Hugh: ...... then why publish it?!
Kunk: The sphere klown is not selfish, you asshole!!! I give freely to any and all! eveyone knows that!!
Hugh: Let's move to another non-crazy subject for a litte while. How did it feel to narrowly defeat Damien Callous at Inferno last sunday?
Kunk: Completely utterly, and decisively destroying the useless Damien Callous felt good as it usually does - it's just sad that the Rage made his brother take a vicous beating for him like that. I would never do such a horrible thing to my own brother. If the Rage was a real man, he would have just faced up to the ass whoopin that was rightfully his.
Hugh: But he was injured
Kunk: Injured shminjured! I fight injured every freaking night!! you don't see me bitching about it. Psychosis is a handicap you know!
Hugh: Well lets talk about that "psychosis". You told me earlier that you wanted to explain to everyone that it's not really insanity.
Kunk: mmm as far as that goes, there's much to explain. For now lets talk about TRUTH and belief. YOu see Huge Ass, I believe in what I do not see, and wish I did not believe in what I have seen: ...... for now I believe in the TRUTH.
Hugh: .......
Kunk: ......
Hugh: .............and?
Kunk: and what?
Hugh: and what is this TRUTH?!
Kunk: I don't know.
Hugh: what?!!!
Kunk: You can't just ask what "is" something!! what the fuck does that even mean?! "what is Truth"! c'mon now!!! Instead Let me begin by laying out an important notion right off the bat: the first key to the mystery, which is that I , being what I am, am the ONLY being in the universe!
Hugh: indeed?
Kunk: quite
Hugh: And at which point did you realize that you were the only being in the universe?
KUnk: Well one day I was praying and realized I was talking to myself.
Hugh: cute kunk, real cute. Egotism eh?
Kunk: Egotism? oh no no no no my friend you're not LISTENING to me!!! Egotism is merely to focus in on one self - where as I'm more in the practice of solipsism: the actual denial of the rest of the world. There actually is JUST me. Well....... - me and one other that is. The "other" that is at once, of my choosing, and also not of my choosing; central to everything, and yet unimportant at the same time....... it's...... complicated, but to keep it simple for now, we're talking about TRUE reality here: which is MY reality (so to speak) --- and in MY reality, you don't even exist!
Hugh: I'm not following you
Kunk: I'm not surprised.
Hugh: Why'd you want an interview kunk?!! What is it that you WANT?!
Kunk: I want exactly what every other person in the world FOOLISHLY wants most of all!!: To UNDERSTAND!!!. I just happen to have succeeded a little more than I ought to have. We weren't "meant" to know everything.... if there is such a ridiculous thing as "meant", or "ought to be". Ignorance is Bliss my fat friend - and I paint myself as a KLOWN and constantly LAUGH in mad mockery of being the VERY one with the least bliss of all! For I gave my heart to know wisdom..... and madness and folly! for in truth they are the same! And in much wisdom is much grief for he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow!
Hugh: Ecclesiastes kunk?
Kunk: Truth has no origin - it always was, no matter who records it.....Or it never was! - it doesn't really matter! What matters now is that the first step has been taken. I've begun to reveal what it is that keeps us here. You, me, EVERYONE, EVERYTHING!!!! This is the beginning. whether or not I "ought" to completely reveal what IT is that I've discovered I've yet to decide fully, Since I know very little on the subject of "ought" and "meant to be".
But that is enough for now
*Kunk smiles, then gets up and leaves*
