Post by College on Jan 29, 2006 18:20:13 GMT -5
As the crowd is in anticipation for Backwoods Asskicking to begin, we see smoke surround the stage as Stricken by Disturbed plays over the arena speakers and we see two figures stand out in the smoke. The lights turn back on as the figures are revealed as Cold Fury and Crypt Keeper. Both men make their way to the ring and demand a mic.
Crypt Keeper: The time has finally arrived...Tonight the Real Salvation will make history as tonight we become the WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
The crowd shows a mixed reaction to the statement.
Crypt Keeper: After Fury and I have defeated the Coffin Puppets...more like the Goth Gay Lovers...we will have shown the world just how dominate we can be when the Real Salvation has beaten the greatest teams you could throw our way...I will show all of OCW what I have been destined for and that is...DOMINANCE.
Cold Fury shows a smile and asks for the mic as Crypt Keeper is happy to oblige.
Cold Fury: That's right boss. We is gonna rule all the bitches in the back as the new champs and it is damn well time too. Last year we gave this buisness our blood, sweat, tears and bodies and what do we have to show for it...numbers in the books? Fuck no! We got nothing, we are gonna show all ya suckas what we are all about and the Coffin Puppets better be ready cause tonight we are taking those titles and we are gonna start a new reign...OUR reign.
Crypt Keeper shakes his head in agreement and takes the mic from Fury.
Crypt Keeper: This is our year OCW...This is the year we save all of OCW from the chaos and destruction we have created as human beings and create a new order...OUR order!
The crowd shows mixed reactions as Stricken by Disturbed plays over the speakers and smoke rises in the ring. The lights go black and once they turn back on Cold Fury and Crypt Keeper are gone leaving the crowd in more anticipation for Backwoods Asskicking.
Crypt Keeper: The time has finally arrived...Tonight the Real Salvation will make history as tonight we become the WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
The crowd shows a mixed reaction to the statement.
Crypt Keeper: After Fury and I have defeated the Coffin Puppets...more like the Goth Gay Lovers...we will have shown the world just how dominate we can be when the Real Salvation has beaten the greatest teams you could throw our way...I will show all of OCW what I have been destined for and that is...DOMINANCE.
Cold Fury shows a smile and asks for the mic as Crypt Keeper is happy to oblige.
Cold Fury: That's right boss. We is gonna rule all the bitches in the back as the new champs and it is damn well time too. Last year we gave this buisness our blood, sweat, tears and bodies and what do we have to show for it...numbers in the books? Fuck no! We got nothing, we are gonna show all ya suckas what we are all about and the Coffin Puppets better be ready cause tonight we are taking those titles and we are gonna start a new reign...OUR reign.
Crypt Keeper shakes his head in agreement and takes the mic from Fury.
Crypt Keeper: This is our year OCW...This is the year we save all of OCW from the chaos and destruction we have created as human beings and create a new order...OUR order!
The crowd shows mixed reactions as Stricken by Disturbed plays over the speakers and smoke rises in the ring. The lights go black and once they turn back on Cold Fury and Crypt Keeper are gone leaving the crowd in more anticipation for Backwoods Asskicking.
