Post by KAVEEKS on Feb 1, 2006 3:16:12 GMT -5
*Kunk and Belle are seen getting dressed for what appears to be a training session. Belle is stripping down into her ninja outfit.*
KUnk: I cannot believe you swiped the remote control for Arsenal's "Little Black Box of Utmost Chaos." I created him! His suffering is my business, not yours! And look how dangerous he is when you turned the dial up high. He is at version 187 you know, and now thanks to you, in one match, he single handedly retired Brody Hondo!!! I hope you're happy Belle! I hope you'll be able to sleep at night knowing Hondo's blood is on your hands! The sphere Klown is not in the business of retiring people - you know damn well I believe in ethics, fair play, mercy ........
*Belle has been ignoring him this whole time, but just now she turned her back on him while strapping up her shin gaurds bringing her mysterious glowing dragon tattoo into his sight*
Kunk: .....Hey why'd you get a big green dragon tattoo on your back anyway?
Belle: I didn't.
Kunk: Your back is like..... glowing.
Belle rolls her eyes and Shakes her head
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Kunk: ...... so uhhhh what's the deal?
Belle: With what?
Kunk: With that green glowing dragon tattoo on your back
Belle: I think you need to lay off the Kunk-weisers and salvage those few remaining brain cells you've got left.
Kunk: 24 hours in the day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?, I think not.
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Kunk: ....So Were you forcibly tattooed? Is that what happened my dear? Were you assaulted, forced into unconsiousness, and when you awoke found that you had a tingling feeling in your nether regions and a newly blasted magical glowing green dragon tattooed on your back? It's ok belle, it's not your fault.
Belle: Will you shut the freaking hell up!! I don't have a tattoo on my back you crazy fat head!
Kunk: hmmmm..... you must not mean the same thing I do when I say "back". Let us define our terms.....
Belle: I'm about to "back" hand you across the forehead if you don't stop screwing around!
Kunk: ok ok ok, all I want to know is: who is this magical tattoo artist, And how much would it cost me for him to smite my enemies?
Belle: He only smotens.
*Belle turns her back on him and walks away. the green dragon not only glows now, but begins to change colors.... and move!!!!*
Kunk: ..... maybe I do need to cut back on the beers.
KUnk: I cannot believe you swiped the remote control for Arsenal's "Little Black Box of Utmost Chaos." I created him! His suffering is my business, not yours! And look how dangerous he is when you turned the dial up high. He is at version 187 you know, and now thanks to you, in one match, he single handedly retired Brody Hondo!!! I hope you're happy Belle! I hope you'll be able to sleep at night knowing Hondo's blood is on your hands! The sphere Klown is not in the business of retiring people - you know damn well I believe in ethics, fair play, mercy ........
*Belle has been ignoring him this whole time, but just now she turned her back on him while strapping up her shin gaurds bringing her mysterious glowing dragon tattoo into his sight*
Kunk: .....Hey why'd you get a big green dragon tattoo on your back anyway?
Belle: I didn't.
Kunk: Your back is like..... glowing.
Belle rolls her eyes and Shakes her head
.
.
.
Kunk: ...... so uhhhh what's the deal?
Belle: With what?
Kunk: With that green glowing dragon tattoo on your back
Belle: I think you need to lay off the Kunk-weisers and salvage those few remaining brain cells you've got left.
Kunk: 24 hours in the day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?, I think not.
.
.
.
.
Kunk: ....So Were you forcibly tattooed? Is that what happened my dear? Were you assaulted, forced into unconsiousness, and when you awoke found that you had a tingling feeling in your nether regions and a newly blasted magical glowing green dragon tattooed on your back? It's ok belle, it's not your fault.
Belle: Will you shut the freaking hell up!! I don't have a tattoo on my back you crazy fat head!
Kunk: hmmmm..... you must not mean the same thing I do when I say "back". Let us define our terms.....
Belle: I'm about to "back" hand you across the forehead if you don't stop screwing around!
Kunk: ok ok ok, all I want to know is: who is this magical tattoo artist, And how much would it cost me for him to smite my enemies?
Belle: He only smotens.
*Belle turns her back on him and walks away. the green dragon not only glows now, but begins to change colors.... and move!!!!*
Kunk: ..... maybe I do need to cut back on the beers.
