Post by WHIP on Feb 3, 2006 19:30:58 GMT -5
“Bullet With a Name On It” by Nonpoint blasts over the loudspeakers as Nate Strong makes his way to the ring where Hugh Jass is waiting.
HJ: " Ladies & gentlemen, fresh off his first win in 2006, Nate Strong!"
A few fans cheer, the majority of the audience is unenthusiastic.
HJ: " Nate, I understand you have an announcement."
Nate: " I sure do. First off, I would like to announce that after my worst month ever in the OCW, I new something needed to chance. I have only won one freaking match! So I have spend the past few days off in intense training with a new partner.
HJ:" You mean Chance Ramsey?
Nate: " No. I have been in working out with a freind from last year. We have totally changed my wrestling style. I have new moves & a new direction."
HJ:" Don't keep us in suspense Nate. Who is your training partner?"
Suddenly “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed obliderates the ear lobes of all in attendance as Bane appears onstage & enters the ring. Hugh hands the mic over.
Bane: " Well Hugh, your question has just been answered."
Hugh tries to grab the mic back, but Bane refuses to release it, giving Hugh a menacing glare.
Bane: " Now I'm sure everyone knows what a successful singles wrestler I am. But this year I wanted to expand my scope. Tag team gold is something I haven't possessed. But that is about to change. I looked all over the OCW for a partner who has the same determination I do, the same passion for pain & have. I found those qualities in Nate Strong."
HJ: " But he's only won one match!" <*ACCK!*>
Hugh suddenly finds himself on the recieving end of a vicious chokehold from Bane. No words are exchanged, only ill will. Bane shoves Hugh backwards into the waiting arms of Nate Strong. Nate lifts Hugh into the air by one arm, then gives Bane a thumbs-up with his other hand. Hugh finds himself being driven toward the bent knee of Mr.Strong in a brutal High Angle Backbreaker (Nates newest finisher: the Thunder Mountain Breaker). Mere inches from the point of impact, Nate stops. Hugh breathes a sigh of relief. Suddenly Nate lets him go & Hugh lays on the canvas in the fetal position.
Nate & Bane exchange puzzled looks as a foul smell fills their nostrils....something fecal in nature. Both men step back as they realize that Hugh Jass has just crapped his pants. They stare in a mixture of horro & amusement. Nate takes the mic.
Nate: " We're THE TEAM!" Before he drops the mic by Hughs face. Hugh turns his face toward the mic & in a humiliated voice says....
HJ: " The Team...that made me SHIT Myself."
Both men share a good laugh at Hughs expense as they make their way up the ramp.
HJ: " Ladies & gentlemen, fresh off his first win in 2006, Nate Strong!"
A few fans cheer, the majority of the audience is unenthusiastic.
HJ: " Nate, I understand you have an announcement."
Nate: " I sure do. First off, I would like to announce that after my worst month ever in the OCW, I new something needed to chance. I have only won one freaking match! So I have spend the past few days off in intense training with a new partner.
HJ:" You mean Chance Ramsey?
Nate: " No. I have been in working out with a freind from last year. We have totally changed my wrestling style. I have new moves & a new direction."
HJ:" Don't keep us in suspense Nate. Who is your training partner?"
Suddenly “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed obliderates the ear lobes of all in attendance as Bane appears onstage & enters the ring. Hugh hands the mic over.
Bane: " Well Hugh, your question has just been answered."
Hugh tries to grab the mic back, but Bane refuses to release it, giving Hugh a menacing glare.
Bane: " Now I'm sure everyone knows what a successful singles wrestler I am. But this year I wanted to expand my scope. Tag team gold is something I haven't possessed. But that is about to change. I looked all over the OCW for a partner who has the same determination I do, the same passion for pain & have. I found those qualities in Nate Strong."
HJ: " But he's only won one match!" <*ACCK!*>
Hugh suddenly finds himself on the recieving end of a vicious chokehold from Bane. No words are exchanged, only ill will. Bane shoves Hugh backwards into the waiting arms of Nate Strong. Nate lifts Hugh into the air by one arm, then gives Bane a thumbs-up with his other hand. Hugh finds himself being driven toward the bent knee of Mr.Strong in a brutal High Angle Backbreaker (Nates newest finisher: the Thunder Mountain Breaker). Mere inches from the point of impact, Nate stops. Hugh breathes a sigh of relief. Suddenly Nate lets him go & Hugh lays on the canvas in the fetal position.
Nate & Bane exchange puzzled looks as a foul smell fills their nostrils....something fecal in nature. Both men step back as they realize that Hugh Jass has just crapped his pants. They stare in a mixture of horro & amusement. Nate takes the mic.
Nate: " We're THE TEAM!" Before he drops the mic by Hughs face. Hugh turns his face toward the mic & in a humiliated voice says....
HJ: " The Team...that made me SHIT Myself."
Both men share a good laugh at Hughs expense as they make their way up the ramp.