Post by KAVEEKS on Feb 8, 2006 2:18:58 GMT -5
*Belle Kunk and Arsenal are in the dressing room of the three, cruisin for a bruisin*
Kunk: So what the hell's the deal letting Wallace hold onto his championship like that?!
Belle: No I've got a better question! What the hell were you even IN that match for?!!
Kunk: Hey I don't book that matches sweetness.
Belle: Yeah? Well you sure as hell spent alot of the match trying to take ME out!
Kunk: It was all a SHOW! c'mon I had to make it look like a real tripple threat otherwise we might've been disqualified for doubleteaming
*Belle stares him down with a furious look in her green glowing eyes, and as she stares, the dragon on her back slithers as it glows!!*
Belle: Well I decided to cancel that match because I didn't like the way things were looking! I rang the bell to end that match myself: right upside his stupid head! And besides, that wasn't how I planned to win the title anyway. I'm going to take it away from Wallace one on one, and make damn sure that he knows without a shadow of a doubt, that he has no business calling himself the Champion while I'm in the game! And believe me, he'll learn that lesson well while he's begging me to release him from the absolute threshold omega! But for now I've got to address Walker seeing as how I face him tomorrow -
Kunk: Great, why don't you come with me to the ring, I've got some trash talking I need to do myself
Belle: NO! I hate going out there, they keep calling me a slut :' (
Kunk: so what? I'll shoot em again
Belle: I'M NOT A SLUT damnit!!!
Kunk: oh crap
*kunk slowly starts to back his way out the door*
Kunk: Arsenal you stay here with Belle,.... I'm uh gonna.... I'm gonna go call Justin Case to come down here
*Kunk runs out of the room*
Belle: I'm going to KILL wallace after he's through jerking around with Armand Darling!!!!
*Belle throws a chair against the wall and then destroys a locker with a thrust kick. just then Justin Case comes running into the room with a mic and cameraman*
Justin: Belle, Kunk's told me that you're in a great mood and that you wish to talk about sluts on camer...
*Belle roundhouse kicks him in the face with the might of a thousand chuck norrises, shattering his face and crashing him to the ground before he could even finish the word "camera". She picks up the mic and talks into the camera*
Belle: This is what happens when anyone says the word SLUT in my presence! Bruce Walker: the unnatural DORK burger! I am going to finish you off once and for all! I don't care if you bring your good buddy Grey down to the ring to help! tomorrow night you will meet your end at the hands of THE end! The end of all things: The event OMEGA! What was it that you called me earlier? A transexual hooker!!?! What are you trying to say, that I'm a slut with a wang?! I AM NOT A SLUT! And I don't have a DONG! Arsenal! show them what happens when people imply that I have a fuzz noodle.
*Arsenal picks Justin Case up off the ground by his throat*
Justin: ....iiii didn't imply that you had a fuzz noodle...
*Arsenal tosses him through the room wall with such force that he dents the vending machine in the hallway, leaving behind a hole so gigantic, you'd think the incredible hulk just ran through it. The cameraman runs away out of fear and all you see is Blair Witch project type footage until the screen goes black*
Kunk: So what the hell's the deal letting Wallace hold onto his championship like that?!
Belle: No I've got a better question! What the hell were you even IN that match for?!!
Kunk: Hey I don't book that matches sweetness.
Belle: Yeah? Well you sure as hell spent alot of the match trying to take ME out!
Kunk: It was all a SHOW! c'mon I had to make it look like a real tripple threat otherwise we might've been disqualified for doubleteaming
*Belle stares him down with a furious look in her green glowing eyes, and as she stares, the dragon on her back slithers as it glows!!*
Belle: Well I decided to cancel that match because I didn't like the way things were looking! I rang the bell to end that match myself: right upside his stupid head! And besides, that wasn't how I planned to win the title anyway. I'm going to take it away from Wallace one on one, and make damn sure that he knows without a shadow of a doubt, that he has no business calling himself the Champion while I'm in the game! And believe me, he'll learn that lesson well while he's begging me to release him from the absolute threshold omega! But for now I've got to address Walker seeing as how I face him tomorrow -
Kunk: Great, why don't you come with me to the ring, I've got some trash talking I need to do myself
Belle: NO! I hate going out there, they keep calling me a slut :' (
Kunk: so what? I'll shoot em again
Belle: I'M NOT A SLUT damnit!!!
Kunk: oh crap
*kunk slowly starts to back his way out the door*
Kunk: Arsenal you stay here with Belle,.... I'm uh gonna.... I'm gonna go call Justin Case to come down here
*Kunk runs out of the room*
Belle: I'm going to KILL wallace after he's through jerking around with Armand Darling!!!!
*Belle throws a chair against the wall and then destroys a locker with a thrust kick. just then Justin Case comes running into the room with a mic and cameraman*
Justin: Belle, Kunk's told me that you're in a great mood and that you wish to talk about sluts on camer...
*Belle roundhouse kicks him in the face with the might of a thousand chuck norrises, shattering his face and crashing him to the ground before he could even finish the word "camera". She picks up the mic and talks into the camera*
Belle: This is what happens when anyone says the word SLUT in my presence! Bruce Walker: the unnatural DORK burger! I am going to finish you off once and for all! I don't care if you bring your good buddy Grey down to the ring to help! tomorrow night you will meet your end at the hands of THE end! The end of all things: The event OMEGA! What was it that you called me earlier? A transexual hooker!!?! What are you trying to say, that I'm a slut with a wang?! I AM NOT A SLUT! And I don't have a DONG! Arsenal! show them what happens when people imply that I have a fuzz noodle.
*Arsenal picks Justin Case up off the ground by his throat*
Justin: ....iiii didn't imply that you had a fuzz noodle...
*Arsenal tosses him through the room wall with such force that he dents the vending machine in the hallway, leaving behind a hole so gigantic, you'd think the incredible hulk just ran through it. The cameraman runs away out of fear and all you see is Blair Witch project type footage until the screen goes black*