Time to TANGO with the RAGE!

[KAVEEKS]

*Kunk's music blares through the arena and Kunk the sphere klown makes his way to the ring. He's greeted with both boo's and cheers; no matter how evil he gets, there's still a few kunkamaniacs cheering him on*


Kunk: RAGE!!! welcome to the jungle baby! IT's about time you and me tangoed my friend, and I hear tell it takes more than 2 to tango....... so you and me are just going to have to make due. How'd that be?! Yeah I think that'd be just fine. Fine and freaking dandy there mr. Urban Legend. Urban Legend, What is that supposed to mean? that you're cool? That you're a big shot? You don't need to eww and aww people by sawing shit off?! Well I DO!! ..... errr wait a minute, I mean I DON'T EITHER!!! I awe people just by being the greatness that is ME!! I'm the ninja terminator robocop batman transformer samurai sphere Klown! Totally original! Totally awesome! I mean, how much more awesome could I possibly get?! I'm so awesome Vegeta, the prince of saiyans will dance at my command!!

*Kunk looks to his left: nothing is there*

Kunk: DANCE Vegeta, DANCE!!!! mwaha-ha-ha-ha!

*Kunk laughs heartily with much amusement*

KUnk: You see what I mean!? I'll see you tomorrow night Callous!

[Vice City Juggalo]

[shadow=white,left,200][glow=purple,2,300]Before Kunk can step towards the ropes, Bullet For my Valentine's "Four Words To Choke Upon" crashes through the speakers and the Urban Legend himself comes out onto the stage.

"The Rage" Sean Callous:[/glow][/shadow]"Well I was gonna come out here and rip on you but thanks to that bottomless pit of spewing insanity that you call a mouth, I really dont have to say much. So you awe people with the greatness that is you. I think you are mistaking those yawns for awes there Klunk. You may be a legend in OCW standards but you have not come close to the status of "The Rage" Sean Callous. I dont disappear for months on end only to return to get a cheap pop. No I am constant... I am everpresent. There is no getting rid of me. People have tried. Your heros have all tried and failed! I have transended super human, I am ethereal. I am an Urban Legend. You clown boy, you are a joke and just another victim to be of my hostile style. So go hack off your other arm and saw on a chainsaw. Hack off a leg and add a peg. Why dont you go and fix a wheel onto your ankle. No I got it. Why you are sawing off body parts, do us all a favor, cut off your fucking head cause you are wasting my time..."

((to be continued))

[KAVEEKS]

((Yiiii-HAW! continument is NOW! WOOOO!))


*kunk's eyes narrow, and glaze over white. He unties his ninja mask to reveal his ever hideous face paint, and looks to his left, as if someone's standing next to him*

Kunk: Vegeta!, cease thy dancing! my mirth has been stolen by Mum-ra "the everpresent", and I cannot now achieve my normal merriment from your vigorous hoe-down.

*He turns his head back down the ramp*

Kunk: So Callous, that's how it's gonna be is it? No plesantries, no hidey-ho neighbor, just straight to them fightin' words eh? OOOOO stand back everyone it's the big bad super human Celestreal one! (lol I had to look up the word "ethereal") He's like a bad case of STD's, you just can't get rid of HIm!

pfffttt!!! And I'm the one that's a joke? Everyone thinks a clown represents a joke!, well allow me to let you in on a little secret there "Red": The Klown represents Truth. you heard right. A Klown brings out the truth about others in a way that no one or nothing else can! When we take ourselves overly serious, we put out a false mask to the world: to those who we fear to know our true selves -- but when confronted with a Klown, with lightness, with "safety" so to speak: with someone we don't take seriously, we let our gaurds down. We reveal our true selves! The selves that we're no longer afraid to hide! That's what I do. I reveal Truth.

And you coming out here, not taking me seriously, have unwittingly revealed a Truth about yourself. Jealousy. There aren't many who truly aren't jealous of the Sphere Klown, but I used to think that you were one Sean Callous. Now I'm not so sure.

What's the matter, Can't get those big pops you used to get when they've turned into my so called "cheap" pops huh? Not the center of attention anymore when I'm around are ya Red?


Rage: OH YEAH! well how long exactly is that going to be FREAK?! Exactly how long will you be "around" before you pack your shit and leave again!

Kunk:

My Candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends
It gives a brilliant light!!


*Sean's anger rises as he loses his patience*

Rage: I have built a LEGACY here in OCW!!! that's solid as ROCK! and unchanging!!!!


Kunk:

Safe upon the solid rock the ugly houses stand:
Come and see my shining palace built upon the sand!

Rage: I'm sick of your crap!

Kunk: Hey Hey, don't hate me because I rule, ok sean? I can't help it man. I can't turn the shit off like you seem to be able to. My awesomeness switch is stuck in a permanent on posistion, and if you can't deal with that, I suggest therapy, and baby food.

Now before you take another step, think hard. Think REAL hard there champ, about what you want to get yourself into! YOu know damn well who I am, and what I'm capable of, mechanical arms not withstanding, and despite your words, you sure as hell know that I ain't no joke! But if you want to bring down the thunder, then let it begin. you will regret it before the End.

*The crowd bursts with cheers*




*OOC: the poems weren't written by me : ) *