Kunk wants more RAGE!

[KAVEEKS]

*Kunk makes his way to the ring to address a certain Urban legend in front of the whole arena. the crowd cheers as he enters*


Kunk: Silence MonKEYS! I am not here to amuse all you slut haters! Not to say that you're a bunch of slut haters, but rather, a bunch of... slut mistaken Identity....uhhh... bitch fists!

The crowd cheers

Kunk: I'm here because the Sphere Klown is a little confused. You see, I haven't heard anything from the former "Dealer of new School Damage" since I dished out a healthy dosage of dibilitating decimation last Wed. So What's the deal? Are you too afraid to see where this ends Callous!? Are you backing down now!? COME OUT HERE AND ANSWER ME!

I want some more blood on my hands, some bright RED JUICY RAGE blood! And I sure hope you don't want that #1 contendership for the Title, because there's no way in hell that's happening! I gaurantee you that much! Besides, You don't want to face Belle now and have your career ended do you? You don't want to end up like Chris Wallace, haunted by fear, but too stupid to realize that fighting Belle is as pointless and futile as humping a dead tree with hopes of creating a dark army of Tree-bearded monstrosities with which to take over the world!! I should KNoW!!! The sphere Klown is no stranger to aspirations of world domination, but that's just not the way to go about it my friend! I take the shank outta Shaw's redemption and hold it to your jaw Callous!: So what SAY YOU!

[Vice City Juggalo]

[glow=red,2,300]"Four Words To Choke Upon" by Bullet For My Vallentine rcks through the arena as the Urban Legend himself walks out onto the stage. He raises the microphone and the crowd lowers to a hush.

"The Rage" Sean Callous:[/glow] "Kunk Kunk the piece of Junk. You think because you are having a good year that you can come out here and be intimidating? You might be having one good run but "The Rage" Sean Callous has been at the top of the mountain three years running. Consistency is what matters, not the now. As for you beating me with diplipping defecation or whatever garabage that fell from your teeth, I think you should look back at the tapes. Yeah you won, congrats. It wont be common place I assure you. So save your Lord of the Rings mumbo jumbo and your Transforming arm. "The Rage" Sean Callous fears no one! Not you Mr Roboto, not that slut Belle with her possesive Tattoo whatever the fuck that is, not Dorky smurf that tags along with you. I fear no one. I am the one to be feared. You want to up the ante? You want my blood? Okay at Adrenalin lets up the stakes. 3 stages of Blood. Best 2 out 3 falls first blood match at Adrenalin. What do you say Klunk?"

[KAVEEKS]

*Kunk thinks to himself for a moment*

KUnk: hmmmmm..... 3 stages of blood you say? I'm not sure the sphere Klown understands this ridiculous concept of yours "the" Rage. Once I make you bleed in the first match, how the hell am I going to make you start bleeding again in the second? Do I have to like, patch you up; put some neo-sporin on ya, kiss your boo-boo, wait for you to heal, and then start the second match, only to break open your face again within a matter of seconds anyway? Seems like a waste of my precious time if you ask me. But if that's the way you want me to defeat you this time, then I'm down! I will BRING you DOWN! Bring you down to CHINA TOWN!

[Vice City Juggalo]

[glow=red,2,300]"The Rage" starts laughing and holding his sides. The whole crowd starts laughing too everyone pointing towards the ring.

"The Rage" Sean Callous: "[/glow]"Wow man! Clowns are funny! That has got to be the most moronic words that have escaped human lips. You will bring me down to China Town? What so we can get some egg drop soup together? Maybe share a few wontons before you try and skimp out on the bill?

I mean seriously is that the best you got? Its time to invest in some qtips Bump, cause "The Rage" Sean Callous has already stated he knows no fear of man or clown. You wanted blood? You are going to get it, bask in it, bathe in the crimson warmth. The only thing is, it will not be my blood that is spilt, it will be your circus freakshow vitae. See Klump, my memory is not warped or microwaved as yours. I remember a time when you tried to smooth over some peace with The Urban Legend by offering some two dollar plastic sword as a peace offering. Well peace offerings are for cowards! Truth be told, that is all you are! Everytime things go bad you leave OCW and run and hide! All the while the legend of "The Rage" Sean Callous grows. People do not whisper your name in fear. Look around. They laugh at your joke of a career. You wanted blood clownshoes? You are going to be swimming in it."

[glow=red,2,300]"The Rage' Sean Callous drops the microphone and turns towards the entrance and then looks back and dashes down the runways and slides into the ring.Kunk is there and meets him with a few well placed kicks. The clwn has the upper hand and takes advantage. He brings "The Rage" to his feet and goes for The Everclear stunner but Sean counters it , shoving Kunk towards the ropes! The Sphereclown comes bouncing back but and Callous comes at him with his Critic Silencer kick.Kunk drops down and rolls out of the ring. The heated rivals stare at each other in deep concentration.[/glow][/b]