Post by The Chupster on Mar 9, 2010 0:32:30 GMT -5
The titantron comes to life, showing a hallway in the backstage area, and the fans scream. The camera cuts to the same shot backstage, where various OCW employees hustle and bustle back and forth, each doing their job to get the show underway. Suddenly, the unmistakable mug of Rick Slade walks into the shot.
Slade (drawing in a deep breath, smiling): Ah, here we are. Finally mine... all mine.
Slade exhales and begins walking down the hall. The camera follows as he turns the corner, running right into the Chupacabra.
Chupa: Watch where yer goin', dickweasel.
Slade: That's MISTER dickweasel to you, Chumpster.
The Chupacabra stands there, silent, his hand menacingly sliding towards ol' Bessy, his short-handled sledgehammer, nestled in her custom leather holster. Slade cracks a smile.
Slade: What, you think that I'm holding a grudge over the way that whole NextGen Pro thing went down? Chupa, my boy, you're one of my prime prospects for this year. This year, everything changes. This year, we finally head toward the future- and you are a large part of what made that happen.
Underneath his mask, Chupa's eyebrow visibly raises.
Chupa: Come again?
Slade: If it weren't for you carrying NextGen to the few victories they had, we would've been dead from the get-go. You got rid of deadwood, you basically paved our way towards what we're about to become. This company is about to become the most entertaining, the most extreme, the most wickedly badass wrestling company in the WORLD.
Chupa (smiling): That's nice an' all, Rick, an' I appreciate yer point o' view on the whole situation, but'cha know that when the rest o' the boys got wind that you bought the company, most of 'em didn't show up, right?
Slade shrugs.
Slade: We have enough people for tonight, and that's all that matters. If it comes down to it, I can call in a few favors, but OCW will be fine, I assure you.
Chupa: Yeah. We'll see about that.
A large, gangly simian in a referee's uniform monkeys his way over. Chupa looks down in surprise.
Chupa: What the fuck?
Slade, bending down, pulls a banana out of his pocket and pets the monkey on his head. He looks up at Chupa, grinning.
Slade: Ain't he great? He's one of our new referees! He's also trained to wrestle in a pinch- he's actually jerkin' the curtain tonight- and he works for bananas! Isn't that awesome???
Chupa (looking less than comfortable): Uh, yeah... awesome.
Slade (standing back up): Speaking of which, do you know who you're wrestling tonight?
Chupa (shrugging): Can't say as I do.
Slade: Tonight, you'll be participating in a bare-knuckle knockout brawl against a man that you put out of OCW. He's been gone for a few years, but he's really buffed up a bit.
Chupa ponders this. Suddenly, something occurs to him- or perhaps he really has to go to the bathroom.
Chupa: No... no way. No, I objected to being in that match to begin with. I ain't cool with this, Slade.
Slade: Sorry, Chups. It was that, or put you in with the monkey.
Chupa visibly shudders, overcome with the heebie-jeebies.
Chupa: N... nevermind. That's okay. I think I'm cool with what I got.
Slade: Good. If you'll excuse me, I need to talk to a couple of guys about a thing. Come on, Monkey.
Slade continues on his way down the hall. The monkey, however, continues to stare at Chupa. Chupa smiles weakly, clearly having issues.
Chupa: Uh... good monkey. Go with Uncle Rick. You two are related, right?
The monkey just stares. Without warning it grins a really huge, crazy, human-like grin, flips Chupa off with both hands, and scampers off down the hall.
Chupa (shaking his head): Jesus Christ, that thing's freaky. I'm fucked all over the place tonight...
The camera cuts back to ringside, where the music blares and the pyros explode all over the place! The fans erupt as the first Adrenalin of the year is about to begin!
Opening Match:
Alexander Sin vs. Smiling Monkey Ref w/ referee Rick Slade
Alex enters the ring and the monkey begins with kicks and a suplex. Senton on Alex and a whip to the ropes. More kicks and another senton. More kicks and Alex is bleeding everywhere, he's busted open!!! And a tornado ddt! Monkey pins, but no count.
Back to kicking and sentons. Monkey kicks Alex over the top rope to the apron; Alex tries to dropkick him but gets kicked to the outside! Monkey follows and continues the onslaught!
Alex gets fed up and backbreakers the little bastard, then adds a shoulder breaker and some kicks for good measure. The two brawl and referee Rick Slade tries to get Monkey to come back inside, but they're brawling in the aisle now! Slade counts 7 on Alex and Alex rolls in to break the count. Alex comes back and back suplexes the simian before hitting an inverted atomic drop. Alex grabs a weapon and Slade slaps it out of his hands.
Both men- er- well, guys, get back in the ring. Alex is wearing the crimson mask as they brawl. Monkey attempts a suplex, but no! Alex reverses into what looks like a body slam attempt, but Monkey re-reverses and hip tosses Alex over the ropes to the cold hard concrete!!!
Monkey follows and whips Alex into the ring side, then locks on a dragon sleeper. Slade starts the count as Monkey tries to make Alex scream. Slade hops down and knocks both guys stupid. More brawling and Slade gets caught in the middle! Alex returns to the ring, only to throw a massive handweight at Monkey, but he misses and hits Slade in the back of the head! Slade throws it back and misses because he's a pussy. Everyone returns to the ring and Monkey kicks Alex and pins for 1. More simian antics as Monkey mounts Alex for some punches. Alex whiffs a dropkick and eats a Monkey foot to the face. Monkey blocks a dropkick and drops some sentons. Huge back body drop by the Monkey and he pins- 1, 2, 3! Alexander Sin has been cleanly and definitively defeated by Smiling Monkey Ref!
Winner, Smiling Monkey Ref!
KO Shoot Fight:
The Chupacabra vs. James "Teabag" Douglas
Teabag returns for a match with the man that put him out of OCW several years ago, the Chupacabra! Tonight's match is a straight-up, no-foreign-object fight. The bell rings and Teabag slugs Chupa, sending him down. Bag drops some elbows while he's down. Chupa comes up swinging but Teabag puts him right back down with a mix of punches and kicks. The Chupster keeps trying to get up, and keeps getting his ass put right back down!
Chupa falls again and Monkey ref steps in to check on him- and Chupa is already out! Teabag drops a double axe handle for good measure and exits the ring, and this one's already over in exactly a minute and a half!
Winner, Teabag!
Submission Match:
Manticore vs. Kunk
Core comes to the ring with Werwulf, and here comes Kunk with the somewhat-shaken Chupster! (And despite what it says at the open, the World Championship is not on the line. Oops.
) The bell rings and Manticore bodyslams Kunk and follows with a big splash. He starts choking out the Sphere Klown and Chupa enters, only to get dropkicked by Werwulf, who mounts him for some punches. Core drops Kunk with a neckbreaker, but Kunk comes back with a german suplex! Core whips Kunk into the corner and superplexes him into the middle of the ring! Elbow by Core and he goes back to the chokehold while Werwulf stretches Chupa out on the outside. Punches by Core, but Kunk comes back with a punch-kick-back suplex combo. The two brawl until Kunk drops. Elbow by Core and another neckbreaker. And it's a camel clutch! Monkey Ref gets in for a good look while Werwulf pops in to admire the handiwork. Core batters Kunk while he's down as Monkey chases off Chupa.
Core slaps on an ankle lock, but Kunk makes it to the ropes. He tries a bodyslam but Core reverses into an irish whip and poses. Core beats Kunk down and kicks him in the nuts before whipping him into the ropes again. The two get into a brawl and Core tries a spinebuster but Kunk reverses into a spear! He hits Core with a sidebreaker and briefly locks on a dragon sleeper.
Core drops some elbows and badmouths Kunk. Kunk slugs the ref and Core, but gets suplexed by the World Champ. Core ddt's him out of his socks and starts stomping. Standing clothesline by Core and some more stomping. Manticore picks him up, only to get hit with a michinoku driver! Core comes back from it and spinebusters Kunk before spearing him. Another ddt on Kunk and Core heads to the chokehold. He cinches it in good, and Kunk taps!
Winner, Manticore!
Main Event: Cruiserweight Championship Grudge Match From Hell-
Electrified Rope Falls Count Anywhere in an Exploding C4 ring!
Ring blast begins at 5 minutes
Hazard Bonus: $1000
Werwulf vs. Bloodraven (c)
Manticore accompanies Werwulf to the ring, and it's on! And it's a slaughter off the bat. Werwulf tosses C4 at Bloodraven's face and it explodes, knocking him down. Wulf goes to town with Manticore assisting, and once he finally leaves, Werwulf tosses another C4 charge, and Bloodraven stumbles through the ropes to the outside!
Werwulf grabs a lamp and slides out, where Bloodraven hits a neckbreaker, but Core takes over and powerbombs him. Werwulf grabs a lamp and crossfaces Bloodraven with it. Core hits Monkey Ref with something that explodes and the two continue to punish Bloodraven.
The two brawl, and Bloodraven comes back with a tornado ddt, then grabs a sword and starts crossfacing Werwulf with it. But Core comes to the rescue with a wheel kick, and Werwulf slaps on a figure four leglock! But Bloodraven won't submit! Werwulf kicks the hell out of him and drops an elbow. He sets some C4 on fire and starts stomping on Bloodraven, and thankfully the C4 goes out. Werwulf slaps Bloodraven in a liontamer and that's all she wrote! New Cruiserweight Champion, and we didn't even have time for the blast! Shit.
Winner and new Cruiserweight Champion, Werwulf!
Bonus Match-
7-Man Elimination for a shot at the X-V Championship!
Hazard Bonus: $1000
Alexander Sin vs. Bloodraven vs. the Chupacabra vs. Kunk vs. Manticore vs. Teabag vs. Werwulf
Immediately it's a mess, with Core and Teabag killing Bloodraven and Werwulf and Chupa going at it. Teabag comes over to ddt the shit out of Chupa while the other four tussle. Bloodraven and Kunk start brawling and Alex locks a sleeper on Werwulf. Bloodraven gets taken down by a Kunk sidebreaker and Manticore pins him - 1, 2, 3, and Bloodraven is out! He kicks Core a couple of times, so Kunk and Manticore double suplex him and finally the ref gets him out.
Kunk attempts a pin on Chupa and gets a 1. Chupa returns the favor and gets a 2. Chupa shoots Manticore into the ropes for a sweet samoan drop! Kunk locks a dragon sleeper on Werwulf, and Alex comes over and clotheslines Kunk. Alex grabs Teabag and hits the SinnerDrop (x-factor)! Manticore bodyslams Teabag and pins for 2. Alex starts wailing on Chupa, and Manticore mounts him for some punches. Chupa shoots Manticore to the ropes and punches him, sending him to the outside, where Teabag goes and brings him back in.
Manticore german suplexes Alex into Chupa and Teabag pins- 1, 2, 3! Werwulf locks Chupa in the liontamer for a bit. Manticore tosses Teabag out of the ring. Manticore follows and the two brawl. Meanwhile, Werwulf spears the Chupster and he and Kunk beat the piss out of him, and then they double suplex him. Kunk pins and 1, 2, 3, the Chupacabra is out!
A series of reversals between Kunk and Werwulf end with a suplex to the outside for Wulf. Inside, Kunk and Teabag double flapjack Manticore. Werwulf gets up on the apron, returning to the ring, just as Kunk back suplexes Manticore over the top rope onto him, knocking both Coffin Puppets out to the floor!!! Teabag follows and it's a brawl on the outside.
What follows is a long melee where everyone keeps breaking the count and the ref slugs people in frustration, trying to get them to the return to the ring. Teabag whips the ref into the security barrier. Manticore powerbombs Teabag, and generally it continues like this for a while. Kunk apparently gets concussed and runs into the ringpost and keeps running, caught, until the ref counts 10 and he's out!
The melee continues, with much of it between the Coffin Puppets. After about 5 minutes of this, everyone returns to the ring, where it's still a free-for-all. Teabag back body drops Werwulf, so Manticore beats Teabag down. Teabag and Werwulf beat down Core and they knock him to the outside. Teabag beats the piss out of Werwulf and hits a rock bottom and pins- 1, 2, kick! Manticore locks a camel clutch on him briefly, and Teabag puts Wulf down with a michinoku driver.
Wulf goes after everyone until he's the only man standing. He and Teabag beat the hell out of Manticore, and as Manticore is getting up, Teabag hits a flying... well... teabag on Manticore, knocking him into Werwulf and putting both men down! Werwulf crossfaces Manticore, but Manticore finally gets free. Teabag hiptosses Wulf and flying head scissors him into Manticore. Teabag pins- 1, 2, 3, and Werwulf is out!
Teabag goes after Core with a vengeance with kicks, punches, and clotheslines. He whips him to the ropes and watches Werwulf leave the ring area. Core charges and eats a fist, then gets sent to the ropes for another punch and a spin kick. Teabag gets him up and hits the Fah-Q (jackhammer)! But instead of pinning he continues the onslaught of punches, kicks and elbows. Teabag rock bottoms Core and drops elbows and axe handles. He kicks Core in the dick and spin kicks him over the rope to the outside.
The beating continues! The two brawl and both men go down. Teabag clocks the ref with a wooden 2 x 4, but Manticore comes back with a ddt on the concrete. Core grabs a ring bell and stunners Teabag with the bell!!! Teabag back body drops Core, and Werwulf returns from the back! Core stunners Teabag, only to get nailed from behind by Wulf and beaten down with a plant. Core returns to the ring as the ref gets rid of Werwulf, and Teabag tries to come in but gets kicked off the apron. He tries again and slips, falling to the outside! Core comes back out and they start brawling. Teabag hits a spinkick and something explodes underneath both men!!! They're bloodied, and... yes, Manticore has lost a finger! The middle finger on his right hand is gone, and Teabag locks on a vicious camel clutch! Manticore is injured, but he's trying to hold his own. Teabag slaps on a sleeper, then decides to head back into the ring.
Both men are finally back and they taunt each other. Teabag slugs him and locks on a sharpshooter! Moments later, Manticore taps, and Teabag wins! Teabag is the #1 contender to the X-Violence Championship!
Manticore gets up and walks towards Teabag, so Teabag spin kicks him back on his ass, and the show comes to a close!
Order Out:
1. Bloodraven by Manticore (Kunk's sidebreaker)
2. Alexander Sin by Teabag (Manticore's german suplex)
3. The Chupacabra by Kunk (double suplex with Werwulf)
4. Kunk by Kunk (countout)
5. Werwulf by Teabag (flying head scissors)
6. Manticore by Teabag (sharpshooter)
Winner, Teabag!
