Post by The Chupster on Mar 16, 2010 19:18:14 GMT -5
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The pyros fly as the first Overdrive of the new year begins! After the explosions are over and the music fades out, Powerman 5000's "Drop the Bombshell" hits the arena and a grinning Rick Slade makes his way out to the stage.
Slade: Just to make it official, I'd like to announce that as of last week- before Adrenalin- thanks to some private financiers I was able to acquire, I purchased the majority share of OCW, Ltd. For all intents and purposes- I own the show.
Some of the crowd begins to boo.
Slade: Now, now... due to this, several of the wrestlers that were under our employ last year saw fit not to return for last week's Adrenalin. The rest, I'm sure you could tell were working with some trepidation about the direction that I would take the company. Rest assured, I will make certain that OCW entertains you! Thanks to the miracles of modern science, we've been able to even go so far as to improve the health of our wrestlers AND even repair injuries that could shelf careers permanently! For example, last week's injury, when Manticore had his middle finger blown off...
The ColossalTron pops on with a quick promo video showing how a medical crew were able to both speed-clone a new finger and attach it to Manticore's hand. The video ends with a clearly elated Manticore flipping off the camera with his new digit.
Slade: What other wrestling company in the world offers its wrestlers what can best be described as a chance at immortality? Of course, this doesn't come cheap- but I digress.
He pauses, straightens his tie, refreshes his newly-forced smile, and stares directly at the cameras.
Slade: As a disclaimer, I am happy to waive all wrestlers under contract with OCW from any further contractual obligations on their behalf. They also waive their rights to any further monies due them from OCW, Ltd., as well as their present merchandising rights. Those who remain loyal have been and will continue to be justly compensated. Additionally, the Championship Titles of those wrestlers have been summarily stripped. Over the course of this special 2-night Overdrive event, we will crown a new X-Violence Champion... a new United States Champion... and new OCW Tag Team Champions!
The fans cheer. Who doesn't like championship matches?
Slade: And, as a side note, we recently discovered a warehouse filled with unsold, unwanted, ill-conceived Osiris "bedtime buddies." As we have been completely unable to liquidate these items, we have taken the liberty of placing them around ringside with bricks of C4 jammed up their asses. This way, we get rid of an eyesore, we all get a laugh, and we have funny exploding weapons. OCW: home of exploding monster jackass dolls and insane grinning monkey referees! So please kids, resist the urge to snatch one of these Osiriswoggles and take it home as a souvenir- OCW will not be liable for any injuries or damages that result from illegal theft.
He grins and waves.
Slade: And with that, enjoy the rest of the show!!!
Night 1:
OCW Television Championship:
Smiling Monkey Ref vs. Zero (c)
The match kicks off with returning champion Zero and the Monkey trading kicks. Zero quickly gets the advantage and slingshots Monkey. Monkey comes back with a spinebuster, some kicks and a slingshot of his own! Monkey tries a suplex but Zero reverses into a powerbomb and drops some elbows. The ref gets in the middle and gets smacked around. Zero nails the simian with another powerbomb and as he gets up, kicks him in the back of the head! He locks on an ankle lock but the monkey escapes and hip tosses Zero over the top rope to the outside!!!
The monkey goes nuts with offense, sentons and a snap suplex. The ref whips the Monkey into the barrier as Zero grabs a nearby Osiriswoggle and attacks the monkey before hitting a northern lights suplex! Zero slides in and awaits the Monkey.
Back inside, Zero kicks the Monkey and locks on a boston crab. Punches and kicks, and Zero has control. He stomps hell out of the ape descendent and Monkey is busted wide open!!! He's wearing a serious crimson mask, and Zero kicks him to the outside! And he climbs up and hits a shooting star press to the outside on the Monkey!!!
Both return to the ring and Monkey runs in for a kick but gets flattened, and Zero locks on the ankle lock once again! And the Monkey Ref taps!!!
Winner and still OCW Television Champion, Zero!
OCW United States 6-Man Elimination Championship:
The Chupacabra vs. Chris Wallace vs. Alexander Sin vs. Matthias Sin vs. Sylas Styles vs. Kunk
Three tired men who wrestled last week take on the fresh returning Matthias Sin, Sylas Styles, and in his return match, Chris Wallace! Geez- I'll keep up with this as best I can. The bells rings and Chupa runs at Kunk and Alex, who immediately double hiptoss him out of the ring! Alex goes to work on Sylas Styles with a bodyslam while Kunk german suplexes Alex, and Kunk pins Alex while Sylas rolls up Matthias, both garnering 2 counts. Chupa spears Alex and stomps away while Kunk and Wallace go at it, and Kunk chokeslams him for a 1 count. Chupa drops legs on Alex while everyone melees. Alex hits a backbreaker on the Chupster while Wallace locks Kunk in a test of strength. Alex gets an armbar on Chupa and goes to town, but Chupa gets a ropebreak. Alex dropkicks his brother before brawling with Sylas, and Chupa and Kunk doubleteam suplex Alex. Wallace bodyslams Matthias and pins for 1.
Alex dropkicks Chupa and Sylas gets a powerbomb on Kunk. Wallace locks a boston crab on Matthias while Sylas ddt's the piss out of Kunk, and Sylas tries a suplex but Kunk reverses it into a ddt of his own, right into the Alex's back as he lies on the mat! Everyone stumbles over everyone else and everyone in the ring goes down. Chupa drops legs on everyone. Matthias mounts Chupa for some punches while Wallace slaps a headlock on Alex. Matthias slingshots Chupa and starts kicking his head in. Kunk chokeslams Wallace and Matthias reverses a backbreaker into a head scissors on Chupa. Kunk german suplexes Sylas while Chupa rolls up Matthias for a ropebreak. Alex Sin eats a big boot from Wallace, who covers- 1, 2, 3, and Alex is the first out!
Matthias chops at Chupa while Wallace backbreakers Kunk and pins- 1, 2, 3, and Kunk is eliminated as well! Chupa reverses a Matthias suplex attempt into a bodyslam and drops a leg. Styles htis a running shoulderblock to the back of Wallace and drops an elbow, shoots him into the ropes and spears him. Chupa headlock & punches Matthias and Wallace locks a rear chinlock on Sylas. Sylas gets loose and a can of Kunk's Koncoction explodes, knocking Wallace off his feet!
Chupa punches Matthias over the top rope, but Matthias comes back in with a running clothesline. Sylas spears Wallace and runs over to attack Chupa, but Matthias attacks him first and mounts him for some punches. Chupa shoots Wallace into the ropes and moves, and Wallace hits Sylas with a running clothesline. Back body drop on Chupa by Wallace, who taunts while Sylas slaps a boston crab on Matthias on top of Wallace's symbol sword. Wallace chokeslams Sylas and Chupa slaps a sharpshooter on Matthias. Wallace locks a solid headlock on Sylas while Matthias kicks Chupa's ass.
Matthias back body drops Chupa out of the ring and Sylas northern lights suplexes Wallace. Wallace and Matthias double suplex Sylas, and Matthias suplexes Wallace before slamming Chupa's head into the mat. Sylas underhook suplexes Wallace, taunts and piledrives the shit out of Chupa. Matthias snapmares Chupa and Sylas shoots him into the ropes for a short spear and some elbows.
Matthias dropkicks Wallace and Sylas underhook suplexes Chupa over the ropes and out of the ring! And Sylas goes up, but he slips off the turnbuckle and falls into the ring backwards! Matthias mounts Wallace for some punches but eats a big boot, and Sylas underhook suplexes Wallace over the top and to the floor!
Sylas dominates Matthias until Chupa comes in and starts hammering him. Wallace returns and Matthias hurricanrannas Sylas out of the ring! Chupa hits a pedigree on Wallace and Matthias throws him out of the ring. Matthias hits a running dropkick and some sentons on Chupa. Outside, Sylas grabs Wallace's sword and attacks him with it repeatedly, smashing him in the face and legs with it! In the ring, Matthias slingshots Chupa. Sylas and Wallace climb to the apron and Sylas nails Wallace with a solid punch, knocking him back to the floor! And it's Sylas with a diving cross body splash on Wallace!
Matthias continues hitting sentons and kicks on Chupa while Sylas and Wallace brawl on the outside. Chupa clotheslines Matthias as Wallace gets the sword and starts carving up Sylas. Sylas comes back with a standing clothesline and a chokeslam. And Sylas locks on a sharpshooter at the 7 count! He kicks Wallace in the nuts while he's down. Chupa shoots Matthias into the ropes for a samoan drop and Wallace enters the ring and pins Matthias- 1, 2, 3, and Wallace steals the elimination!
Sylas enters the ring while Wallace starts choking out Matthias for good measure, and Chupa spears Styles. The two brawl until Chupa falls into Wallace. Sylas clocks Chupa a few times and pins him- 1, 2, 3, and Chupa's out! He drops an elbow for good measure, but Wallace is there to hit a punch, the big boot and pin- 1, 2, 3, and Wallace is the new United States Champion!
Order Out:
1. Alexander Sin by Chris Wallace (big boot)
2. Kunk by Chris Wallace (backbreaker)
3. Matthias Sin by Chris Wallace (Chupa's samoan drop)
4. The Chupacabra by Sylas Styles (punches)
5. Sylas Styles by Chris Wallace (big boot)
Winner and new OCW United States Champion, Chris Wallace!
OCW X-Violence Championship ($500 bonus payout)-
Falls Count Anywhere X-Violence Rules:
Teabag vs. Manticore
And it's the #1 contender mixing it up with the World Champion to fill the stripped X-Violence Championship in a no-holds barred deathmatch! Teabag brings the strap to ringside and he runs in with a kick, and we're underway! The two brawl and Teabag drives Core to his knees a couple of times, but it's Core with a bodyslam to put down Teabag first. Teabag comes back with a hiptoss and a brief camel clutch. And he rock bottoms Core and pins! But Monkey is out of position, so it's only a 1 count.
Teabag hits a death valley driver into the ref, grabs a belt and uses it for some elbows. More brawling and Teabag hits the michinoku driver onto the X-Violence strap, and he locks on dragon sleeper! Manticore escapes but gets kicked in the head. Teabag goes out to grab a briefcase, but Core steals it. He drops it and the brawling continues, and Core gets knocked to the outside! Teabag hits a flying crossbody from the apron onto the standing Core and locks on a figure four on the outside! More brawling and a solid Teabag ddt. He grabs a nearby chair and clocks Core before mounting him for some punches. Core stands up, only to have the C4-filled chair explode under him, sending him back down to the ground! Teabag kicks him in the nuts and hits a jackhammer on the concrete and pins- 1, 2, 3, and Teabag is the new OCW X-Violence Champion! He grabs the X-Violence belt and goes to the top rope, doing the bang bang taunt, and tries to hit Manticore as he travels through the ring with a flying axe handle, but misses.
Winner and new OCW X-Violence Champion, Teabag!
OCW Cruiserweight Championship-
Manticore barred from ringside
C4-filled electrified ropes exploding ring match (explosions start at 5 minutes, $500 bonus payout):
Bloodraven vs. Werwulf (c)
Here we go again! The bell rings and Raven shoots him into the electrified ropes and hits the leaping plancha. The two brawl and Bloodraven keeps Werwulf down for the most part, but he tries for an x-factor and Werwulf reverses into an x-factor of his own! He starts dropping elbows and hits a tornado ddt. A kick to the face bloodies Bloodraven, but he comes back with a bulldog and some standing moonsaults. And he hits the x-factor! Wulf hits some kicks but goes back into the electric ropes and over to the floor. Bloodraven follows and hits some moonsaults and attacks with a brick of C4 that just won't explode. He crossfaces Wulf with it and batters him with it some more. Raven slams him into the apron and the two brawl until Wulf hurricanrannas Raven into a pin but Monkey is out of position. Wulf crossfaces Raven, but he escapes and they brawl some more. Werwulf tornado ddts Raven and locks on another crossface briefly. Werwulf neckbreakers him and drops some elbows and a pin.
Raven comes back with some kicks and a moonsault before tossing him with a back body drop. The Monkey Ref comes off the barricade and accidentally hits Bloodraven. Werwulf takes advantage with brawling offense and another neckbreakers before slamming Bloodraven's head into the steel entrance ramp. And the ring explodes with them outside! Werwulf bounches Raven's head off the steel some more. He hits another x-factor and pins but the ref is nowhere near and an explosion blows him off of Bloodraven! Raven comes back with a moonsault and a pin for 1. He kicks and moonsaults Wulf repeatedly, then kicks him in the nuts a couple of times from behind. Raven locks on a sharpshooter but Wulf escapes. He kicks at Werwulf and slingshots him. Wulf comes back with some kicks and gets in the ring, grabs a C4 and loses it when an explosion on the apron knocks it out of his hand. Raven approaches but Werwulf hits a wheel kick from the apron and quickly pins- 1, 2, 3, and Werwulf successfully defends the belt!
Winner and still OCW Cruiserweight Champion, Werwulf!
Night 2:
Opening Match:
Teabag vs. Smiling Monkey Ref
It's the newly-christened X-Violence Champion, taking on a challenge from the wiliest ref to ever fling poo! The bell rings and the kicks begin! Teabag quickly puts Monkey on his ass and belly to belly suplexes him for good measure. And he does it again! It's like watching Scott Steiner. Elbow drop after elbow drop put Monkey's ass down, and a ddt flattens the top of his head a little. Teabag slaps on a camel clutch but Monkey won't give up! He hits Bagger in the nuts a couple of times, but Teabag has balls of steel and no-sells like a refrigerator salesman in Alaska. Bag whips him and runs in for a punch, then double axe handles the poor bastard before slapping on a figure 4. And Monkey taps!
Winner, Teabag! (PETA's gonna be callin' your shit after that one, man.)
OCW Tag Team Tournament:
Round 1-
The Sinner Twins vs. The MegaPowers
Alex grabs a chair on the way in but abandons it as the bell rings. He starts punching the shit out of Chupa, who eventually stops it with a headlock & punch and, of all starters, a fucking piledriver. A fucking PILEDRIVER at the beginning of the match. On the chair, if the camera angle isn't lying. He whips Alex to the ropes and hits a samoan drop from hell! Alex tries to get up and falls back down. Chupa blocks a dropkick and tries a backbreaker but Alex reverses into a roll-up pin for 2. Chupa tries another headlock but gets whipped to the ropes, but Alex dropkicks him in his teeth. The two brawl, and Alex hits a backbreaker. A second backbreaker and a leaping dick to the face later, Alex pins and it's 2 before Kunk even gets in the ring! Alex gets the 3 count and Kunk doesn't even try to care, he just leaves the ring in shame. Oh, Goatsucker, how the mighty have fallen.
Winners, the Sinner Twins!
The Coffin Puppets vs. Chris Wallace & Bloodraven
And here we have some interesting chemistry, given the bad blood between Werwulf and Bloodraven, and the fact that Manticore is the World Champion while Wallace is the newly-crowned United States Champion. Wallace and Werwulf start off and it's Wallace with a sideslam and some elbows. He kicks Wulf and starts to go for a tag but Wulf boots him in the back, so he turns around and flattens him with a bodyslam and a pin. 1, 2, and Wulf BARELY kicks out as Core runs in, belt still on his shoulder, and hits a neckbreaker! Wulf hits a neckbreaker of his own and pins for 1. Wallace chokeslams him and stumbles, but starts dropping axe handles and elbows.
Wallace chokeslams him again and drops a few more elbows for good measure before applying a side leglock. The two brawl and Werwulf starts to pull ahead until he eats another chokeslam. Wulf runs for the corner and tags as Wallace slaps a sleeper on the ref. Core is in no hurry to get involved and tags back out as Bloodraven gets tagged in. The two brawl and Wulf hits a neckbreaker, but Raven is up first with moonsaults a'plenty. Kicks and moonsaults and a bow & arrow lock, oh my! Core runs in and breaks it up with a kick to the grill, and Werwulf punches Bloodraven twice in his ass.
Both men run off and tag. There's some punches and Core spears Wallace and stomps away. He spinebusters him and the two punch each other some more. Core shoots Wallace into the ropes for a serious back body drop that heaves him across the ring! Core is clearly in control, dropping the hamhocks on Wallace with fury. He whips Wallace into his own corner and gets him on the top rope for a superplex! Core locks on a camel clutch, but Bloodraven runs in and boots him in the chin. Wallace bodyslams Core in the ensuing mess, but Core hits a german suplex and stomps away at the US Champ.
Core tags out but Wallace shoots him to the ropes anyway before headlocking Werwulf for a punch and locking on a boston crab. Core grabs the US belt and hits Wallace with it to break up the hold, and Bloodraven runs in just to post. Werwulf locks in a liontamer and Bloodraven runs in with a kick, but it's a fraction of a second too later as Wallace taps out!!!
The bell rings and Werwulf drops an elbow, but slips on the US belt. He grabs it and Wallace snatches it back, so Werwulf kicks him a couple of times, and then both sides retreat to the back.
Winners, the Coffin Puppets!
Finals:
The Sinner Twins vs. the Coffin Puppets
Both teams make their entrances, and the Sinners bring the belts to ringside, but Matthias decides to play to the crowd and hop onto the barrier as they're making their entrance and falls off. As a result, the bell rings and Alex, alone in the ring and showing off the Tag belt around his waist to the CPs, immediately sucks on a doubleteam sideslam and reverse ddt right off the bat. Core starts stomping and dropping elbows, then tags in Werwulf. Alex runs in, then decides to run away and tag Matthias. Werwulf kicks Alex a couple of times, but Matthias comes in and dominates the shit out of Werwulf with kicks and moonsaults before pinning for 2. Core distracts Matthias but Matthias catches Werwulf sneaking up and hits a shoulderbreaker and a slingshot that has Werwulf stumbling! Matthias hits a flying head scissors and tags in Alex, but Werwulf tags in Core at the same time. Alex runs in and dropkicks Werwulf, but Core hits a german suplex and pins. The ref is out of position and Core suplexes Alex, then shoots him to the ropes and runs in with a wheel kick to the back of the head!
Core german suplexes Alex again, but Alex kicks him and hits a backbreaker. He mounts Core for some punches and hits a dropkick to keep him down. The two brawl and Alex ddt's the shit out of Core on one of the tag belts. Alex tags in Matthias, who runs in and dropkicks Core in the face. The two brawl and Matthias shoots Core to the ropes and hits a running dropkick to the back of the head. Core fights back but gets kicked down repeatedly. Matthias hits a moonsault and goes for a tag but gets shot to the corner and Core tags out.
Matthias goes after Core and gets a Werwulf neckbreaker. Werwulf hits what looks like an x-factor and gets Matthias to the top rope for a super hurricanranna! He pins- 1, 2, 3, and Alex just couldn't make it in time for the save!
Winners and new OCW Tag Team Champions, the Coffin Puppets!
Main Event-
OCW Television Championship:
Sylas Styles vs. Zero (c)
In the main event, it's Sylas Styles taking on Zero, and Sylas runs to the ring as soon as his music hits! Zero is right there with a kick and a hurricanranna, and he spears Sylas as he stands up. A second spear keeps Sylas down, and Zero press slams him and drops an elbow! Mounted punches by Zero and Sylas whips the ref into the ropes. Sylas taunts and Zero runs in with a flying kick and puts Sylas down, and he just keeps kicking. He pins but Sylas kicks before the count. Press slam by Zero and Zero taunts, but they brawl and Sylas goes down before getting kicked in the head again. More mounted punching- is Zero on steroids? He locks on an anklelock and the uncharacteristically hostile Zero has it cinched in good, and Sylas tries to make the ropes but simply can't. He taps and Zero is still the man! Zero poses after the match, and Sylas walks up and clocks him one, and oddly enough Zero backs up. Sylas leaves and well, that main event was a short one! lol
Winner and still OCW Television Champion, Zero!
As Zero celebrates in the ring, the camera cuts to the backstage area, mid-Sinner Twin meltdown.
Matthias (clearly all sorts of pissed): ...no no NO, I only showed up here tonight because I'm not forfeiting my frickin' cash. Slade's turned this place into a goddamn 3-ring circus, and I'm pretty sure some of the shit going on is either shady enough to be illegal or in violation of our contract.
Alexander (distressed): What the hell are you talking about? We finally got out of that NextGen hellhole and into the big time, OCW, what we've always wanted, and you're going to throw it away?
Matthias: This isn't wrestling, it's inhuman brutality. And... and I'm just not getting paid enough for this shit. Fucking monkey. Got a fucking trained monkey ref...
Alexander: But...
Matthias: My mind's made up. I already hired a lawyer. If you're smart, you'd be joining me in this. See ya later, brother.
Matthias, gym bag in hand, pushes the bar on the door and walks out, leaving a stunned Alexander behind.
Alexander: But this was our dream... shit.
And the camera fades to commercial. ChupaDawgs! The Bitches LOVE the Meat!!!
