Post by WHIP on Mar 17, 2010 18:40:54 GMT -5
The scene opens to reveal a sweaty Teabag standing backstage, the X-violence title hanging from one shoulder. The OCW Megastar takes a moment to compose himself, drawing in a deep breath.
Teabag: "well call the nay-sayers & chat-room-doubters who said I just couldn't cut it in anymore! Call up the Vegas bookies & have my odds adjusted. The Megastar has changed the game again! Now some of you out there might be wondering why I'm wearing this Chastity Belt."The camera pans to Baggers neither regions revealing a metal chastity belt complete with padlocks on each side. Strangely there is a golden elephant with a long trunk & big ears on the front.
Teabag: " You see I picked this up right after Manticore said that The Coffin Puppets were hunting my ass. Normally I laugh in the face of danger, but with a threat like that you can never be too careful! You wanna see me move its ears?"
The camera shakes back & forth as if to decline that invitation.
Teabag: "Suit yourself! But speaking of Manticore, I have a few things to address. So I hear that after the show last week I heard that Whiney-core was complaining about me taking advantage of some weakness. If memory serves me correct, exploiting weaknesses is exactly how The Coffin Puppets operate! So quit your moaning & crying & act like a man! Now let me set the record straight once & for all. I seem to remember you Manny-chore screaming for mercy when I made you tap out to a figure-four. I didn't even touch your precious injured hand. Why would I show you mercy? Because I wanted to make a statement!
So why should I even spend any of my face-time to dispel your slander? Simply because I want the entire world to know the caliber of man that you truly are! As the OCW World Champion you're nothing but a disgrace, a joke! If you want to boast about past accomplishments, take a long look at my resume. Cause I don't see your name chiseled in the plaques of OCW's Greatest! Just look at my name if you want to see how things are really done!
So Pansy-bore I see that you're all healed up now & that's a good thing. Because the mid-card needs filler like you! So now that I've beaten you to become the X-Violence Champion, you can learn to deal with the feeling of being a weak Champion. Wasn't it you that claimed to be better than me in every way? Well just what happened when you had your chance to shut me up? NOTHING!!! So in the meantime, as long as I'm X-Violence Champion, count your blessings. Because the way I figure, you only have this one right here!"
Teabag holds his right fist directly in front of the camera & extends his right index finger, flipping off the camera.
Fade to black.
Teabag: "well call the nay-sayers & chat-room-doubters who said I just couldn't cut it in anymore! Call up the Vegas bookies & have my odds adjusted. The Megastar has changed the game again! Now some of you out there might be wondering why I'm wearing this Chastity Belt."The camera pans to Baggers neither regions revealing a metal chastity belt complete with padlocks on each side. Strangely there is a golden elephant with a long trunk & big ears on the front.
Teabag: " You see I picked this up right after Manticore said that The Coffin Puppets were hunting my ass. Normally I laugh in the face of danger, but with a threat like that you can never be too careful! You wanna see me move its ears?"
The camera shakes back & forth as if to decline that invitation.
Teabag: "Suit yourself! But speaking of Manticore, I have a few things to address. So I hear that after the show last week I heard that Whiney-core was complaining about me taking advantage of some weakness. If memory serves me correct, exploiting weaknesses is exactly how The Coffin Puppets operate! So quit your moaning & crying & act like a man! Now let me set the record straight once & for all. I seem to remember you Manny-chore screaming for mercy when I made you tap out to a figure-four. I didn't even touch your precious injured hand. Why would I show you mercy? Because I wanted to make a statement!
So why should I even spend any of my face-time to dispel your slander? Simply because I want the entire world to know the caliber of man that you truly are! As the OCW World Champion you're nothing but a disgrace, a joke! If you want to boast about past accomplishments, take a long look at my resume. Cause I don't see your name chiseled in the plaques of OCW's Greatest! Just look at my name if you want to see how things are really done!
So Pansy-bore I see that you're all healed up now & that's a good thing. Because the mid-card needs filler like you! So now that I've beaten you to become the X-Violence Champion, you can learn to deal with the feeling of being a weak Champion. Wasn't it you that claimed to be better than me in every way? Well just what happened when you had your chance to shut me up? NOTHING!!! So in the meantime, as long as I'm X-Violence Champion, count your blessings. Because the way I figure, you only have this one right here!"
Teabag holds his right fist directly in front of the camera & extends his right index finger, flipping off the camera.
Fade to black.