Post by WHIP on Mar 24, 2010 20:00:05 GMT -5
Teabag paces back & forth in front of the camera for a few moments, running his right hand thru his hair. The XV title held fast in his left hand. He pauses for a moment, looking to the left side of the camera. The faint glimmer of a smile appears, then he turns to face the camera.
TEABAG: "Manticore, Manticore, Manticore... I have to extend a sincere thank you your way. In all my time spent wrestling the very best this world has to offer, I have never faced an opponent like you. You Sir, are fearless! Even in the face of complete & total defeat your pride won't allow you entertain even the slightest hint of the reality that you are now facing. That is commendable, idiotic but none-the-less commendable."
Teabag shakes his head in disbelief.
TEABAG:"Now before I formally accept your invitation to The Deadman's Match, I want to enjoy this moment for what it is...The last-ditch attempt of a desperate man. You are no-doubt hoping to repay the favor of a lost body part at the hands of some ring-side C4. But you have made a fatal mistake...you must think that C4 scares me. Actually quite the opposite is true. There's something almost magical about holding in your hands the single most destructive item in OCW history. Think about it, something so small can inflict a huge amount of pain.
Since we last met in the ring I have been doing research outside of the ring. Lets just say my research has been a success. If you don't believe me, just ask Bloodraven."
A short clip of their match is shown. Teabag locks Bloodraven in a Dragon Sleeper, holding a C4 brick directly against the back of BR's head. You can see them talking for a moment before Bloodraven begins frantically tapping out. The video stops.
TEABAG:"So let me share that little discussion between Bloodraven & myself. I told him he had 10 seconds to give up or I would detonate the C4 brick under his head. Bloodraven claimed I was bluffing. So I simply told him that I would gladly pay the money to buy a new arm...but they don't clone heads! In less than a second Bloodraven, who almost became Bloodspot, was tapping like a fool. Because he realized I would really do it!
Thanks to you Manticore, that's what has changed about me. I've come to realize that in order to command respect around here, you must do so by force! If you have to inflict unimaginable pain on another human being, at least in your specific case, then so be it! Basically Man-Bore, you're out of luck.
So you've decided to challenge me to a Deadman's Challenge at the PPV. Well I'm your huckleberry! That kind of match is exactly what I've been waiting for. C4 Brick, Barbwire Ropes, Light-tube Log Cabins & Explosions, Oh My!! But don't blame me for the punishment you will receive in this match Manticore, because this is WAR! The way I see it, the entire world will witness the first televised Snuff Match! Because when I end your very existence and walk out wearing both Championships, remember one thing MoronCore...YOU ASKED FOR IT!"
Fade to a commercial for OCW newest product...Burlap Lingerie "We've got what you're Itching for!"
TEABAG: "Manticore, Manticore, Manticore... I have to extend a sincere thank you your way. In all my time spent wrestling the very best this world has to offer, I have never faced an opponent like you. You Sir, are fearless! Even in the face of complete & total defeat your pride won't allow you entertain even the slightest hint of the reality that you are now facing. That is commendable, idiotic but none-the-less commendable."
Teabag shakes his head in disbelief.
TEABAG:"Now before I formally accept your invitation to The Deadman's Match, I want to enjoy this moment for what it is...The last-ditch attempt of a desperate man. You are no-doubt hoping to repay the favor of a lost body part at the hands of some ring-side C4. But you have made a fatal mistake...you must think that C4 scares me. Actually quite the opposite is true. There's something almost magical about holding in your hands the single most destructive item in OCW history. Think about it, something so small can inflict a huge amount of pain.
Since we last met in the ring I have been doing research outside of the ring. Lets just say my research has been a success. If you don't believe me, just ask Bloodraven."
A short clip of their match is shown. Teabag locks Bloodraven in a Dragon Sleeper, holding a C4 brick directly against the back of BR's head. You can see them talking for a moment before Bloodraven begins frantically tapping out. The video stops.
TEABAG:"So let me share that little discussion between Bloodraven & myself. I told him he had 10 seconds to give up or I would detonate the C4 brick under his head. Bloodraven claimed I was bluffing. So I simply told him that I would gladly pay the money to buy a new arm...but they don't clone heads! In less than a second Bloodraven, who almost became Bloodspot, was tapping like a fool. Because he realized I would really do it!
Thanks to you Manticore, that's what has changed about me. I've come to realize that in order to command respect around here, you must do so by force! If you have to inflict unimaginable pain on another human being, at least in your specific case, then so be it! Basically Man-Bore, you're out of luck.
So you've decided to challenge me to a Deadman's Challenge at the PPV. Well I'm your huckleberry! That kind of match is exactly what I've been waiting for. C4 Brick, Barbwire Ropes, Light-tube Log Cabins & Explosions, Oh My!! But don't blame me for the punishment you will receive in this match Manticore, because this is WAR! The way I see it, the entire world will witness the first televised Snuff Match! Because when I end your very existence and walk out wearing both Championships, remember one thing MoronCore...YOU ASKED FOR IT!"
Fade to a commercial for OCW newest product...Burlap Lingerie "We've got what you're Itching for!"
