Post by WHIP on Apr 11, 2010 11:09:26 GMT -5
The lights go out in the OCW arena. After a few seconds one pin-beam spotlight shines in the ring. It illuminates one magnificent golden belt. As the camera zooms it reveals the World Heavyweight Championship, resting firmly on the shoulder of Teabag. The crowd cheers as The Megastar stands in the ring. He motions for them to quiet down.
Teabag:“Sometimes an event happens that takes everyone by surprise. Things that when you look back on them, you say “I can’t believe it!” One such an event shocked us all last night. Last night we lost one of our own. By now you’ve all read the reports, you’ve heard all the stories. In all seriousness, none of that matters! What matters is that we remember the man who gave his life for this company!”
Teabag leads the audience in a thunderous ovation.
Teabag: “Bloodraven might not have been someone I personally hung out with. But he is someone that I competed with. He wasn’t a friend, but he wasn’t an enemy either. He carried himself with pride & dignity. Raven, for all you have done in this ring & for this industry, from the bottom of my heart…THANK YOU. OCW faithful please join me in a moment of silence as we give our respect to a fallen brother.”
The arena falls silent for over a minute as Bloodravens’ image is shown on the Collassaltron screen. Then Teabag brings the mic back within speaking range.
Teabag:” Which brings me to a more serious business matter. Chupacabra, Chupacabra, Soon-to-be-Roadkill-acabra! What must be going through your brain? I say judging by your recent actions, panic & fear. You said you just wanted the X-Violence Championship off my shoulder. Well congratulations, mission accomplished! But you’re so near-sighted that you forgot to calculate the repercussions of your actions. Instead of taking your beating like a man, you somehow got Ric Slade to feel sorry for you. So he turned our match into a sausage-fest with Sylas Styles, Manticore, & Chris Wallace.
But why would you drop your odds of winning from 50% to only 20%? Because you know that in a one-on-one fight, YOU CAN”T BEAT ME!! You realized you were about to face the most feared man in this ring & you were terrified! You used to be someone to fear around here. But now you yap like a 4-pound Chihuahua, all Bark & No Bite.
When I beat Manticore I didn’t even take off my World Title! Witnessing that kind of domination obviously sent fear shivering up your spine. It must have reminded you of our first match this year. If you thought I ran through Manticore, wait till I wrap my hands around your throat! Then you can experience defeat by someone who is truly better than you in everyway. A man who is faster, stronger, & smarter than you. Let’s just be honest, Chupacabra you don’t have a prayer of beating me by yourself!
But from what I hear backstage you’re not 100%. Well some might jump on you in your weakened state, but not me. So I’m giving you all the time you need to recover your full strength before I kick you back down the mountain. I believe the entire world deserves nothing less than a match where we are both at our physical peaks. So kick back & swig a few brews while you can, because when we meet in the ring, heads will roll!”
The Mega-Violent OCW Champion pats his World Championship & walks confidently up the ramp towards the backstage.
Teabag:“Sometimes an event happens that takes everyone by surprise. Things that when you look back on them, you say “I can’t believe it!” One such an event shocked us all last night. Last night we lost one of our own. By now you’ve all read the reports, you’ve heard all the stories. In all seriousness, none of that matters! What matters is that we remember the man who gave his life for this company!”
Teabag leads the audience in a thunderous ovation.
Teabag: “Bloodraven might not have been someone I personally hung out with. But he is someone that I competed with. He wasn’t a friend, but he wasn’t an enemy either. He carried himself with pride & dignity. Raven, for all you have done in this ring & for this industry, from the bottom of my heart…THANK YOU. OCW faithful please join me in a moment of silence as we give our respect to a fallen brother.”
The arena falls silent for over a minute as Bloodravens’ image is shown on the Collassaltron screen. Then Teabag brings the mic back within speaking range.
Teabag:” Which brings me to a more serious business matter. Chupacabra, Chupacabra, Soon-to-be-Roadkill-acabra! What must be going through your brain? I say judging by your recent actions, panic & fear. You said you just wanted the X-Violence Championship off my shoulder. Well congratulations, mission accomplished! But you’re so near-sighted that you forgot to calculate the repercussions of your actions. Instead of taking your beating like a man, you somehow got Ric Slade to feel sorry for you. So he turned our match into a sausage-fest with Sylas Styles, Manticore, & Chris Wallace.
But why would you drop your odds of winning from 50% to only 20%? Because you know that in a one-on-one fight, YOU CAN”T BEAT ME!! You realized you were about to face the most feared man in this ring & you were terrified! You used to be someone to fear around here. But now you yap like a 4-pound Chihuahua, all Bark & No Bite.
When I beat Manticore I didn’t even take off my World Title! Witnessing that kind of domination obviously sent fear shivering up your spine. It must have reminded you of our first match this year. If you thought I ran through Manticore, wait till I wrap my hands around your throat! Then you can experience defeat by someone who is truly better than you in everyway. A man who is faster, stronger, & smarter than you. Let’s just be honest, Chupacabra you don’t have a prayer of beating me by yourself!
But from what I hear backstage you’re not 100%. Well some might jump on you in your weakened state, but not me. So I’m giving you all the time you need to recover your full strength before I kick you back down the mountain. I believe the entire world deserves nothing less than a match where we are both at our physical peaks. So kick back & swig a few brews while you can, because when we meet in the ring, heads will roll!”
The Mega-Violent OCW Champion pats his World Championship & walks confidently up the ramp towards the backstage.